"Happy Ending" massage parlour experiences? Customer OR worker stories

"Happy Ending" massage parlour experiences? Customer OR worker stories

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Was a hobbyist for 11 years. Have all sorts of stories and advice.

pls share

Well want you want to know? Advice or experiences?

I miss the all the variety Warren used to have,,,now you only have 2 places to choose from....

advice more-so but both if you feel so inclined

I'll start with advice. Give me a moment to type up a quick gestalt of advice.

So generally these tips apply to all AMP/rub'n'tug places. More massage oriented places its a long term thing you have to do and build a rapport with the masseuse before extras are offered.

-When going to a place for the first time, if asked NEVER say it is your first time. If the momma puts up a fight saying she doesn't recognize you say something like you didn't see her the time you came. The momma's don't always answer the door/greet the customer
-Don't be afraid to ask for a line-up, or a specific type. If you like big asses, ask if they have one. If you like titties, ask if they have any.
-I, personally, recommend going to a spot that offers a free table shower. You are guaranteed to get your dick played with and generally a good indicator of things to come.
-As a first time do the 30 minute offering first
-Place the house fee on the table but don't inquire about extra services, that will spook them right away.
-When the girl comes in let her lead at first. Generally you will be put face down, sometimes drapped some times not. Let her do what she needs to.
-Once she gets to your butt/legs don't be afraid to spread your legs a little. She will more than likely lightly brush your sack. Respond with a soft moan. Another way to let her know you are good to go is to gently place your hand on her leg if she is close enough.
-Let her do her thing once she knows you're good to go, she will get you hard as fuck before you flip
>Once you flip use hand or mouth gestures to show what extra you want. She will typically reply with showing you the price with her hands. Some places require the tip up front, others after service rendered. Either way leave the tip on the table.
-If they try to upcharge you for her topless or to feel her up fuck that noise. Be willing to haggle but don't be afraid to outright say no and threaten to leave. They will usually cave in
-Relax and enjoy the ride.

Generally the average on prices is 60 for HJ, 80 for BJ, 100 for FS. If you are feeling extra adventurous you can see if they off BBBJ. Prices vary by location and city but generally that is good price guideline to expect.

seems it works just as i thought it would aside from a few things, thanks for sharing

what stories do you have? ausfag here btw

Well what you wanna know? I am world traveled in doing AMP. I've done them in Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand, Australia, and MURRICA

top best story and absolute WORST experience story with all the details if you would

Give me some time to write them up. I usually don't post in the massage threads, just lurk them.

Be me
Last day in texas
Decide to take friend to get a happy ending since he never had one.
He ends up getting a old lady and I get the young one.
Have small talk like where she came from and how she likes living in texas
She ends up slapping my ass and giggling asking if I want happy ending.
I end up bending her over and fucking her raw, listening to her cute soft moans still going hard end up busting all over the carpet after she whispers to me "no baby please".

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Best experience

>2012/2013 time frame
>go to a favorite spot of mine across the street from county prison
>the cool momma I like that knows me answers the door
>she grabs me by the arm and presses it against her big boobs
>notice her nipples hard and no bra
>ask her when she is gonna massage me
>she jokes and says not tonight she someone special planned for me
>she takes me into room and I pay her the hour long house fee
>she giggles and say it will run past their business hours but that is okay
>she walks away and then comes back with this stunning young 20 something Japanese girl
>tanned, amazing D cup tits, tight butt, in short shorts and a button down that is tied just below her tits
>my jaw hits the floor
>momma smiles and says she just arrived and she knew I'd like her
>asks if I want table shower
>of fucking course I do
>girl goes to get table shower ready
>only one in the AMP so momma leads my by the dick as I walk with the towel over my shoulder
>i get hard and momma smile squeezing it
>brings me into the table shower and the girl speaks fluent english
>I try to be slick and remember some Japanese
>she smiles and converse in Japanese a little as I lay down trying to lay so my boner isn't in an awkward position

TBC

School trip in Thailand and got a traditional full nude massage at the bangkok international airport. Got hard and she offered to give me a happy ending for 20$. And thats the story of how Ive gotten my first hand job but not my first kiss.

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>laying face down as the girl runs the hot water over me
>feelsgoodman.png
>she gets the soap and starts washing my back and arms
>then my legs and bottom of my feet
>then comes back up and gets my taint and back of my ballsack
>still hard as fuck as my boner presses against my stomach
>she washes soap off and tells me to turn over
>get to my back and my cock is straight up like a lighting rod
>she giggles and begins to wash my chest, arms and pits
>she then goes down my legs and feet brushing my cock with her forearm
>hnnnnnnnng
>she slowly comes up and starts to wash my balls
>she stands up and takes her top off
>oh shit this is new
>she gets on the table and proceeds to wash my cock between her tits
>holy fuck this feels amazing
>trying to push back the thoughts of cumming
>she stops just before I blow my load
>thankJesus.jpg
>she rinses me off and tells me to stand up
>boner power has deaccelerated some, so its kinda flopping around
>she dries me off before she puts her top back on
>takes me back to the room and tells me to lay down face first
>no towel drape
>begin idle bullshit chit chat in english and japanese
>flirt with her
>know I don't have to give her the signal, momma probably told her about me ahead of time
>she gently teases my sack during the massage
>she then stops and I can't tell what she is doing
>next thing I feel is to hard nipples sliding down my back
>hnnnnnnnnnng again
>she begins to play with my balls from behind
>raise my ass up some and she immediately reaches under and starts stroking me

TBC

Where did this happen? The last time I visited a parlor all I saw were older women who weren't worth $50. Looked at them then left.

finish you magnificent bastard

PLEASE CONTINUE

>holy shit this feels great
>she tells me to turn over
>gladly do so and she gets between my legs
>no negotiations she just starts giving me a titty fuck
>feelsdecentman
>not as good as the soapy one
>she stops and leans forward stroking my cock
>she smiles and spits on it
>cock is buried in titty flesh and kung fu grip
>hnnnnnnnng
>she smiles and stands up on the table taking her shorts off
>decent looking pussy with a nice landing strip
>she pulls the condom out of the shorts
>puts it in her mouth and slides it down my dick
>hnnnnnnnng
>she is now on her knees blowing me and playing with herself
>god damn this girl has skills
>she stops and slides forward before sitting down on my cock
>god damn this pussy feels good man
>lean forward and bury my face in her tits as she grinds on me
>she holds my head against her chest and grinds hard
>she pushes me back so she can start bouncing on my dick
>i reach out to play with her tits
>she torques my nipples
>ohmanthatfeelsgood
>she is riding me pretty damn hard now
>don't want this to end yet so I lift her off
>tell her to get down off the table
>she does and I follow
>bend her over the table and slide my dick in from behind
>Start giving it to her from behind, slow at first before picking up speed and force
>her ass slaps against my abdonmen so loud I know the other girls and momma can hear us
>she is screaming in pleasure
>I don't stop
>she is white knuckling the table
>thetimehascumandsohaveI.gif
>pull out ripping the condom off
>tell her to get on her knees
>a few quick strokes and she is now the proud recipient of my load
>cover her face and part of her magnificent tits with my cum
>both breathing heavy
>she wipes some cum off and licks it before spitting it out
>you fucking tease
>we stand up and clean each other off with hot towels
>she gives me a long hug rubbing my cock with her tummy
>oh you little minx
>go to my wallet and top her 150
>highest I've ever tipped a masseuse
>totally worth it

>she walks me out of the room and to the door still naked
>momma is waiting by the door with the biggest smile on her face
>girl drops me off to momma, gives me a kiss on the cheek and squeezes my cock one last time
>momma reaches out and hugs me
>she whispers "Told you that you would like her. Sounds like you had a blast."
>smile and tell the momma next time that will be her screaming
>momma laughs and lets me out

This is in Baltimore for anyone wondering. The place is STILL open but I doubt the Japanese girl ever game back. Their usual staff ranges between 30s and 50s, Korean, Chinese, and Filipina.

I gotta pee then will type up my worst experience.

great shit man

>smile and tell the momma next time that will be her screaming

I totally shouldn't have but I pictured this woman as momma the entire time.

Not even close my dude. The momma at the time was a very nice looking 50s Korean woman with some really big ass natural tits. She was a head turner and would get it

>Murrica

All that's in my area are old koreans. A soapland in Japan or Philippines, now that would be heaven.

Does that mean FS:Full Sex? BBBJ:Broke Back Blow Job????

A massage parlor just opened up next to a Chinese buffet here in my city. It's most likely ran by the same people, and I was wondering, what are the chances they'd give service?

Worst Experience. Was spring of 2003. I was still getting my feet wet as a hobbyist. Was in Everett WA at the time. God this was just horrible. Here we go

>Only been to 1 other rub'n'tug before checking out this new place
>the prior one I had been to maybe 6 times over the past year
>it is late but the new place stays open til midnight
>get there and parking lot seems full
>go inside and greeted by the little old woman who looks a lot like
>she asks if first time I say no
>she says due to business demand can only stay 30 mins
>I am fine with that and pay the fee
>she disappears as I lay on the table naked face down
>she comes back in 10 minutes later saying all the girls are busy so she will be my massuse.
>thiscantendwell.bat
>she starts lightly rubbing her fingers over my back and ass
>some how my dick starts to respond
>wasting no time she reaches down and starts playing with my balls while licking my ear
>getting grossed out since I can smell her fish and garlic breath
>she tells me to turn over
>I do
>cock is at 25% power and losing steam
>she doesn't even hesitate and grabs my meat
>starts slapping it back and forth between her hands
>hurts more than anything
>she smiles at me and pulls her tits out
>surprised these things didn't hit the floor
>saggest, wrinklest tits I have ever seen
>does nothing to improve my floppy wang
>expecting a woman of her age, most likely in this trade her whole adult life to have better cocksmanship ability
>she tried for 15 minutes to get me fully hard
>came close but my cock wasn't having any of it
>finally told her not to bother I will just got home and jack it to porn
>felt bad and left a 30 tip for the effort
>got dressed and never went back to the place again

It is a real crap shoot going to an AMP for the first time. Thank God there are review websites out there now.

FS = Full Service
BBBJ = Bare back blow job aka you are rolling the dice with the STD wheel

BBBJ = bare back BJ

Baltimore where bro? That's local to me

Baltimore County. Towson. You should be able to figure it out from there. When I lived in Baltimore I hit that place up pretty frequently.

They HAVE to have some sort of deal with the cops across the street.

No, but you get a fortune cookie afterwards

I've also been behind the scenes of 1 AMP in San Diego, stayed over night at one in Hawaii, and have done lots of Craigslist/Backpage massages as well. One of the better ones was the double Latina one in San Diego I did after deployment

Thanks... I was close. lol
assume full service is sex

I have seen a dozen of masseuse, in Thaïland and France, I always asked for BBBJ. I dont see the point to chose the other way.
Dont be too paranoïd about STD guys...

Does this sound legit?

boston.craigslist.org/nwb/thp/6085432217.html

That is pretty much your standard CL AMP ad user

give it a shot. not that expensive.

Thailand is one thing. Almost every single AMP or bar girl is required to carry a STD check card and to be shown when asked.

rubmaps used to be the best place to find these parlors until they jewed it up with pay per view reviews

Any times where it wasn't a rub n tug place? I got lucky my first and only time so far

What are some websites to use as a reference when choosing a worthy AMP? I considered just going to Chinatown (NYC) and finding one of those underground looking shady ones.

Posting from my phone now. Yeah I have done quite a few non rub'n'tug places. One was very forth right about the extras and tried charging 100 for 5 minute HJ regardless of if you cum or not and no touching the masseuse. Fuck that noise.

I was also able to get extras from white chick massage girls at legit massage places but it took time patience and some money.

Rub maps. The forums there are littered for info and I believe the forums are free. The reviews are fully unlocked if you okay otherwise you get a small portion of info but usually enough to make an educated guess. IE if the place has like 2 stars or only 1 review it won't be worth it.

Personally I gave been a hobbyist long enough I'd roll the dice with going to Chinatown and finding a place. Did that in Honolulu and hit a gold mine.

utopiaguide chinatown forum has lots of good info

What review websites

Nvm

Got any other really good stories? Preferably FS?

Loaded with them my dude. I was a hobbyist for 12 years. Just phone posting now so they will take some time to type up

Sounds good, just wondering if you were still going

Ever went to a soapland in Japan?

Im patient.

In Thailand I got a soapy, in Japan it was American style Amp. The massage and service. In fact I will type a story about a Japanese girl with DDs. Was in a Yokosuka Japan where it happened?

>Thailand I got a soapy, in Japan it was American style Amp.

How did they look? Thai girls seem to be meh for me. Filipinos can be stunners at time. Japanese at the top.

I'm headed home so keep the thread bumped and I will type it all out on my pc instead of phone posting. Should be home in about 20 minutes

Any places like this in Australia?

>texas
>raw
wtf , if she just let a random guy she lets anyone . she couldve had more mexican AIDS in here than mexico . I would still get checked even after years

one time at a place I usually go to, there was a new 8/10 Asian gal . She was so hot I got instant wood. During the massage I couldn't figure out why it was so weird . it was like being massaged with a cat tounge / sand paper. More lube I cried. unforinitly all they used was some funky lotion and after a few minutes it got ruff again. I was squirming all over the table. She sees my discomfort flips me over and quickly moves on the tug part. She grabs my junk (still rock hard) and starts going to town. I can see my cock staring to turn red from though's sand paper hands. tears are running down my face from the pain. I cant come from all the pain, my cock is getting redder and redder. I finally reach out grab her hand and stop her. I squirt the rest of the lotion in my hand, tell her to show me her tits and jack myself off.

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Bumping

I found one in Perth. Had a pretty hot Korean chick in it. Sadly she had bolt on boobs. Massage was better than the handjob

I am and home. I had this Thai chick in Hong Kong. She was 4'11" with DD's. That shit was AMAZING. The Hong Kong spot was sketchy as fuck to get to on the Kowloon side. I was in the shower in the back and she let herself in and grabbed my cock.

The soap I got in Thailand was a 30 something average Thai girl. Had seen much hotter ones in Thailand. The few Filipino AMP girls I've met are all 30/40 year olds and busted looking with saggy tits and massive nipples from breast feeding.

> 23rd birthday
> first year living totally alone
> no local friends remember my bd
> eating bd cake alone, cry
> decide to visit AMP with a reputation
> "two hundred dollah, first time"
> filipino young guy walks out
> can I have a woman?
> "five hundred dollah"
> the guy is fine
> he jumps up on table, sits down with his legs dangling off, pats the area next to him, offering me a seat
> "you no like guy?"
> no
> "I make you like guy'
> grabs my head and forces me down on his dick that appeared out of no where
> resist, but no use. Ten minutes later, he's raw dogging my asshole while I scream and flail my arms
> hot 18 year old girls comes out
> saved!? Nope. She helps hold me down
> guys really destroying my anus now, blood pools down my legs and soaks into the carpet
> momma laughing, going through my wallet, puling out everything in it. At least $1200 in birthdays money
> finally ends, tears rolling down my cheeks. Cum rolling down my ankles
> "I make you like guys?"
> y-yes. (I'm scared to say no)
> he pulls out $50 and hands it to mamma
> "thank you! This one better than last one"