Rape joke thread

Rape joke thread.

I'll start:

>> "Who's going to complain about rape jokes? Rape victims? They barely even report rape."
>> -Sarah Silverman

>Rape is a joke
get off my board you SICK fuck

What do you call a guy forcibly having sex with someone without consent? A Rapist.

The president?

What`s white on the bottom and black on the top?
Rape

Whats the opposite of that?
Society

9/10 people enjoy gangrape

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how about you gtfo normie scum

Hehe

It's funny cause it's true

Kek'd and check'd

>>Labeling Rape as a joke
>>Things normies do

Why do refugees in Germany cry after they have sex?
Oh, that's just the mace.

Last night I saved a girl from rape.
How you ask?
I stopped running.

Topkek

What`s the difference between a baby and a ferrari?
I`ve never been in a ferrari.

Why do muslims fuck their goats on the cliffside?
Well, then the goat is pushing back.

What did the jewish pedophile say to the children?

Hey kids, wanna buy some candy?

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>what do you call a pee pee forcibly being pushied inoside a vajina. Rape

A cowboy sees smoke in the distance and finds a burnt down farm.
In the ashes sits a girl crying.
"Mister, the injuns raided us, killed my parents, raped my sister and kidnapped my brother".
The cowboy looks around, opens his fly and says: "Looks like today's not your day."

You know who hates Rape?

Tiffany. Tiffany hates rape.

:)

That's a joke about rape jokes. Not a joke about rape.

no

Unless you think it's funny that women don't report rape.

>> Which I do

rape is still a joke tho

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gangrape..

now gtfo

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So this guy is giving some lady a good old rape one day when she starts pushing back and getting into it, trouble is he only gets off on her displeasure so he reaches out for the closest thing that he can shove up her ass, turns out it's her wallet, but he's an imaginative guy so he decides to take the contents out and insert them into her anus one by one. well he starts with the paper money which goes in easily enough when he crumples it up and she even moans a little which pisses him off, so the next thing he goes for is her credit cards. these are way more uncomfortable and they actually slice her butthole as he slides them in, and after a few of those her asshole has opened up like a deep tube, like a pringles can even. he considers pulling out and taking a piss up her colon and you're probably thinking you've never heard this joke before well it's because i'm just winging it and you're all fags.

Officer, i got raped by an employee of the DMV?
How d'you figure it was an employee of the DMV?
He didn't cooperate one bit.

It's not rape if you're both crying

A guy comes to town in a Greyhound.
As he gets off the bus he asks the bus driver where he can find easy women to fuck.
The bus driver tells him of a secluded park where every day at dusk a nun goes to pray. If you hide behind the bushes and pretend to be the Holy Ghost, she'll do anything.
So the guys goes to the park, hides in the bushes and when the nun comes, he says in a ghostly voice: "I am the Holy Ghost. Bend over!"
The nun bends over, he gets behind her, lifts up her frock and fucks her.

When he's finished he says: "Surprise, i'm just some guy!"
The nun takes off her coif and says: "Surprise, i'm the bus driver!"