Alright I need good advice. quick. I totally dun goofed. Giving you the most important info:

Alright I need good advice. quick. I totally dun goofed. Giving you the most important info:

>me 26
>gf 47, teacher (not mine though)
>dating for about 2 years now
>for reference: mom 45
>never had a problem going out together in public
>live in other city than parents so don't worry about meeting them accidently and having to explain things
>gf reasonable about age gap, does understand that I keep our relationship a secret to my family (sister knows though)
>easiest way to get sex are compliments
>mostly take the plainest one and talk about how she looks much younger than actually is and that I wouldn't be ashamed to introduce her to my family
>she knows this is a joke so everything is okay
>one day sister calls me, she's the worst liar the earth ever saw
>she tell me that our parents asked her if I had a gf and despite lying to them they probably suspect it now
>two days later I get a call, it's mom
>she invites my to join the next family dinner and without asking says my gf can come too they would be happy to meet her
>gf was there when I got the call and I nearly died
>she asked me what happened, I nearly died during the call and couldn't make anything up so I told the truth
>I didn't expect any reaction
>later at night we lay on the couch, she brought up that again, apparently my compliments brainwashed her a bit and she really considers going

If I tell her this was just a joke and I have to keep her away from my parents or I really go through it, I fucked up either way.

Any advices of how to deal with partners that would your parents go nuts?

>pic not related as I stole it from another thread

>be 26
>having a 47 yr old gf
wtf.jpg

anyway you massive faggot, have some advice:
it's your life. take a minute to contemplate who you are going to be in the future, and decide if she's part of that

?
Are you so ashamed of your relationship that it's a problem?

Are you only interested in fucking?

I don't see a real problem. If you're only in it for the sex just ditch her for another vagina.

Wait a few days and say the dinner is cancelled your mom got the flu, say it's postponed but then just never mention it again

Call your parents back and either say you don't have a gf and can't come for whatever reason or just that you guys can't make it for whatever reason

well you should definetly go to the dinner WITH GF.

You're a massive faggot.

Shiiiiieeet man I have no advice whatsoever, like if your parents know already then who gives a fuck, who knows they might even get along pretty well.

yes of course. but I think this would sooner or later cut the ties either between parents or gf.

I'm not ashamed of people on the street knowing. But my parents always been very judging towards me. I don't want to make a big deal out of it and "this is my decision" has never been a satisfactory argument according to my mom.

>Are you only interested in fucking?
Dude, relationships consist of way more than fucking. If you over the first few months fucking is even just a minor part.

of course I can get out of it for this time. But now that my parents know, it's just the matter of time until it comes up again. As good as I know my mom, it wouldn't surprise me if there was a """spontanous visit""" in the near future.

If you care about your girlfriend it's inevitable and you have to deal with it eventually. This didn't change anything. Either deal with the possible disapproval of your family and remain with your girlfriend. You have much higher risk of fucking things up so bad to the point of ending your relationship if you avoid the matter.

>But my parents always been very judging towards me. I don't want to make a big deal out of it and "this is my decision" has never been a satisfactory argument according to my mom.

Are you fuckign 12 y/o?

Who cares what your mom thinks? She's obviously a shit mother to churn out such a pathetic child. Grow up.

Man-child with grandma girlfriend worries about mother's approval.

Pictures at 11.

Break up with her, the age gap is only going to get worse as time goes on. There are no benefits to staying in this relationship other than you fulfilling a milf fantasy and her grasping onto a youth she's well beyond.

>be 26
>still a little boy scared of parents opinion

>it's more than sex
>but I'm worried about what my parents are gonna think even though I don't live with them
pick one

This, imagine yourself in the future and how your relationship will be when you are 39 and she is 60.

this is what you get for lying OP. Remember - never lie. Lies only bring you problems, even more than hard truth

But it's like user told you - you are fucking 26, stop being such fuccboi and don't give a hell about parents.

Give up this milf fantasy, especially if the milf is a nice lady who deserves someone closer to hear age and less of a mincing faggot.

>47 is now considered grandma

Tyrone pls

Dont be a bitch and own it, (I was 18 with 32 gf) 14 year age gap for me and my partner and I told my parents to jump if they dont like it.
21 and engaged + parents got over it. Tell em to love you or leave doesnt seem you care either way

You're a grown fucking old men. Fuck your parents, it's your damn life. You're not giving them any trouble so they should get their heads out of your ass. Tell them that and stop being a faggot.

I just don't want to fuck up the relation to my parents. And this has a huge fuck up potential. Not only that my mom would not be very impressed, but I am also afraid that she pushes me to a point where I say things I would normaly not. And this could easily lead to the situation that the next time we meet is someone's funeral.

Don't think your parents would approve seeing you in bed with a women older than themself.

not a milf fantasy. It's just that someone loves you. and you love her. It's not about sex. It's about making life easier for both.

>would approve
I don't give half a fuck what they approve of, what are you twelve?

Shit, if your parents really loved you they'd accept you being happy, not that you don't live up to some arbitrary standard. You really should examine your relationship with your parents and figure out why you're so afraid of them not approving

>muh parents
>muh mommy approval
>muh good relationship with daddy

Not hard to see why you're in a relationship with an older lady.

So, I guess you have an fucked up relationship with your parents. I do make my own decision but I don't think it's a sign of immaturity to take in consideration what I do to other people by making a specific decision.

>Not hard to see why you're in a relationship with an older lady.

Feel free to enlighten me! Because I didn't try to date older women. It's just that I got rejected that much that I just didn't care what other people thought. Yes, when I first spoke to her, I just wanted to fuck my frustration away. But speaking to her was much easier and she also understood my problems. I don't see how this is supposed to be a mommy issue which you, as I assume, try to make up.

>So, I guess you have an fucked up relationship with your parents
You're projecting here fampai, you seem like a child honestly, when you grow up you'll come to one day realize you're an adult just like your parents.

i don't believe this is real but, if it is
>OP is a giant pussy
>gets gift from the universe in the form of a girl he doesn't deserve
>is in a "situation" with a hundred solutions but is used to being trapped so decides that it's a legitimate problem
i wanna tell you to kill yourself but imma throw out some legitimate advice. it's not what i'd tell friends, but you're kind of a bitch so i'll just give you the magic pill out of this and wish you well
ready?
>tell gf that your mom is a legitimate piece of shit person and you were just being nice but you don't want her to meet your family
done

Here's my advice: Whatever decision you make, be firm and go 100% with it.

Don't be flimsy; be a man and make up your mind and then commit to it.

You're either going to bring your gf and be proud of her or you're going to go alone and explain why to your gf. You need to make clear to your gf what the status of your relationship is anyways (she's either someone you feel you can bring home to the parents or not. If your parents wouldn't like her now, don't kid yourself into think they'll change their mind later).

You're 26 and you give a fuck about your parents opinion.... why? Are they rich? Do you think you would lose a substantial inheritance over her?

Alright, once again nad for the last time to all who tell me to grow up.

Maturity is means to take resposibilty. The "I know better, I do what the hell I want" atitude is what fucking teenagers bring on. If you want to interact with other people you can't do this shit all day. Taking care of other people, especially your family is not immaturity.

And you certainly understand that saying "thanks for raising and housing me for 18 years and paying for school even longer, now get the fuck out of my life" and "oh, and btw mom, if you wanted grandchildren, you can make them on your own as well since your daughter in law is 2 years older than you" is not the best thing to not fuck your relationship with your parents.

It's amazing how much of a pussy you were raised to be.


> "thanks for raising and housing me for 18 years and paying for school even longer,
What the fuck, are you guilty about this? They choose to have you not the other way around, this was their OBLIGATION when they decided to fuck with no condom. That has nothing to do with you, or owing them anything

this post confirms that you're a troll
good job opie, 10/10
>not giving my mom grandchildren makes me a bad person, gotta MAN UP and take some RESPONSIBILITY
bro i'm not even high yet and i'm chuckling.
enjoy making girls you're with feel ashamed and chalking it up to responsibility

Best advice incomming:

invite your mom to your place. Not to dinner or anything formal, so she isn't suspisious when you tell her just to go in the house. Get viagra and start plowing your gilffriend on the sofa, don't tell her anything about your mom (viagra makes sure you keep going for as long as it takes for your mom to arive).
Mom comes into your house and sees you fucking milf pucci. She's speechless, now you have the upper hand.

Did work for me only with mastutbation. OP is also a faggot.

i know you meant that post to be a joke but, if OP actually did that it'd be 100x better strategy than whatever dumb shit he's gonna come up with on his own

bonus points for screaming "I'm wanna cum in your pussy, MOMMY" when she enters the room.

This will guarantee your mom will never ever bring up the topic of your gf.

finally some actual advice

I have the final solution to your problem but first you gotta post them gilf tits.