How about a joke thread, /funnyjunk/?

How about a joke thread, /funnyjunk/?

>What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
>Wrap!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

fuck

Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

The other responds, "no."

fug XD

What do smoking cigarettes and licking pussy have in common?

The flavour gets stronger as you get closer to the butt.

plz no

Three fags sitting in a hot tub.
A glob of semen floats to the top of the water.
One fag looks at the other two and says which one of you motherfuckers farted?

Av. Invierno Queretaro, MX

What is mommy's favorite hobby? Making sandwiches.

This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.
The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy."

I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

What's green and stands on my front lawn?

My nigger and I can paint him any color I want.

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What is long and hard on a bigger?

2nd grade

Why is child porn politically incorrect?

Don't ask me, I'm a pedophile.

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knock knock

Haven't even cracked a smile.

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