ITT: We discuss things that happened to us when we were kids that we're still pissed about

ITT: We discuss things that happened to us when we were kids that we're still pissed about.

>Be me about age 7
>In Sunday school kid church
>It's a "cool" church
>They use folding chairs
>Sitting on an end seat so I can leave first
>There is about 200 kids in this megachurch room
>They're teaching us another Jesus story
>The counselor in charge doesn't like me
>He thinks I'm a "bad kid"
>I get bored with this Jesus story
>I already heard it from my mom
>I pull this battleship computer game out of my pocket
>Pic related
>I play it
>I'm kicking ass
>I notice counselor asshole walk by
>He snatches my battleship game from me
>walks to the back of the room to his office
>I listen to the rest of the story worried about my game
>The Jesus story ends and play time begins
>I don't get my game back
>He makes me sit by myself while everyone else is playing the lava floor game
>Some kid asks counselor asshole why I have to sit there
>"Because he's a bad kid"
>I can't hold it back now
>I'm crying
>My parents come to pick me up
>They take me to the hall outside the giant room
>They ask me why I'm crying
>I explain to them what happened
>They go back and ask counselor asshole where my game is
>He claims not to know
>My parents leave it at that
>We go home

I still hate that asshole.

Other urls found in this thread:

vimeo.com/210862415
twitter.com/AnonBabble

bump

He sounds like a piece of shit, I hope he died tbh

>I still hate that asshole.
It sucks, being a bad kid
and not getting away with it.

thx, he's still alive, but hasn't seen be in over 10 years.

>be me
>age 9
>at school for lunch break, you can either eat home if parents take you or eat to the cantina
>cantina is usually shitty food
>never get to eat home so I eat the shitty food
>get home early one day
>read menu
>burgers
>be super happy
>lunch break
>go to the cantina
>teacher tells me my mother is here
>she says I can go and eat home if I want
>hesitate
>politely decline
>she just says "ok no problem and starts going away"
>get on the line to get food
>I don't see the burgers yet
>hyped
>I finally get into a position where I can see the food
>the "burgers" are actually shitty hallal muslim burgers
>not actual cheeseburgers
>run out of the line to see if my mother was still there
>she is
>run fast enough and almost yell for her to wait
>tell her I changed my mind
>"user, you made a choice and you have to go with it"
>beg
>bitch still refuses
>tell her I thought there were hamburgers not just shitty burgers
>still no
>go back in line
>be last one
>have to eat shitty cold muslim tasteless burgers
I still can't get it out of my head to that day even if I know it's immature.

>get home early
meant to say school

>Be me
>16
>Mom dicks around all day calling me lazy, despite me mowing the lawn, doing the dishes, etc.
>After a few hours of her bitching she tells me to make her lunch
>okbitch.jpeg
>Go into the kitchen making her some sandwiches
>Take my dick out
>Rub it on the cheese, while scraping some smegma into the bread
>Finish my bologna surprise
>Watch her eat it
>Mission accomplished

Where do you live?

I feel, user.

Why?

Because I want to know what type of school serves fucking Muslim food to non Muslims

>>Be me about age 7
>>I still hate that asshole.

I bet you post in Sup Forums claiming that niggers take the jobs and white women you deserve.

>be 4 years old in preschool
>smart little nigger
>learned that the heart is a muscle and isn't shaped like a heart
>we drawing organs and shit on an outline of a human body
>bitch next to me says "where's his heart"
>draws a huge ass heart shape taking up most of my paper
This is one of my earliest memories and I'm still pissed about it.

>Smart
>Nigger
Pick one

No. I don't. When I go on Sup Forums, I go there to sack tap stormfags.

>Be me about 15 years old.
>Have an asshole teacher, don't want to get into any big story.
>One day while talking about college choices to the class, he specifically singles me out for no apparent reason, "Not that you'll have to worry about that user,"
>Remembered that.
>Fixed up my grades, did great in college.
>Got a great job.
>Came back 10 years later, that fucker is still working at the highschool.
>Proceed to withdraw $7,500 in $100 dollar bills, follow him around the school throwing paper planes made of $100's at him until they call the cops on me.

That never happened. You now work in Burger King or some shit.

Belgium
>captcha : deviation menu

So he did you a favor - inspired you!

>Be me
>11
>Chill teacher is teaching us about how gravity works.
>Smart as fuck. Know lots of stuff because Discovery Channel.
>Teacher says "The heavier things are, the faster they fall"
>I raise my hand.
>"Yes, user?"
>I tell him that gravity affects all things equally and that everything falls at the same speed.
>Pride.jpeg
>Teacher picks up feather and eraser.
>"Then tell me user..."
>Drops both feather and eraser at the same time.
>"Why doesn't the feather hit the ground at the same time as the eraser ?"
>Ohnoes.png
>lightbulb.gif
>tell him that the air is pushing up against both of the objects, but that because the feather is lighter, the air pushes it up more.
>win.jpeg
>Teacher tells me I'm wrong and to stop disturbing the class.
>WTF.gif

I'm now sixteen, and I now know that I was right. It thought teachers were supposed to be smart. but he was a cool guy all around.

your life must be really sad if you have to lie about something like that on an anonymous imageboard..

That's extremely disheartening m8. These fucks are really taking over.

Actual teacher here, can confirm, you don't need to know jack shit to get certified to teach

>Be me
>9
>3rd grade teacher saying the "earth moves around so slowly we don't notice"
>I raise my hand
>Actually the Earth moves at 1000 mile per hour
>She yells "Would you let me finish"
>whole class looks at me like I'm a retard

>Be me, 12 yrs old.
>Parents send me to camp, 30 miles away for two weeks.
>Actually sort of get a girlfriend there.
>Only my parents don't show up on parents' night.
>Dad chasing failed dream of own business.
>Claim smoke from campfire is stinging my eyes.
>Being a beta cuck in front of chick and camp.
>First hint parents don't give a fuck.
>Embarassingly many years ago, still stings.

Cool. Taking physics now. GPA of 3,2 and a certificate of excellence for interesting ideas as well as unparalleled work. How am I doing ?

C00l

>loving sacks this much

10/10 tolling XD

Could have been believable until the money part, Christ.

What, do you want a sticker or something?

Three times in three years I defended myself when a kid started fighting me, and I got the greater punishment each time because the bitch lied and cried to the principal about what happened.

Nah. Just wondering if anyone would've commented something nice. Seems I've forgotten that this is Sup Forums.

>tolling

I think you meant trolling, smart guy.

Trips checked, faggot.

>be me at age 15
>in earth science in high school
>we have a sub that's like 90
>friends and I are done with work
>pull out magic the gathering cards
>start playing with friends
>teacher comes up too us
>"Is everyone done with their work
>"yup"
>procced to show work
>"Its not done user"
>Wut.jpg
>"how is it not done
>"its just not user"
>dude takes all of out card
>"why tho"
>when we went to get them back from the office after school they never got any of them and the sub denied ever having them despite us 4 saying he took them
>"you shouldn't be playing with devil cards anyway"
>mfw religious sub stole our mtg cards

>be me around 14
>neighbor kid sells me his copy of Destiny of an Emperor for the NES for $10
>fuck yeah love that game
>2 weeks later he tells his parents that I stole the game from him
>his parents talk to my parents, tell them I stole this game from their son
>nobody believes me when i say I bought it fair and square
>make me give it back even though it was rightfully mine

I beat the everloving shit out of that kid for that and I would do it again

Well I give you a .. thumbs up for being a smart kid.

>Teacher
>On R9K
Man we would've had the coolest student-teacher friendship. I could bitch about how one kid in the class is being a faggot and you single him out and make him look like a retard in class while I beat the shit out of bad kids. Me and Robots just click, even when I was 7-8 when I met even grownups who were complete failures and/or were cynical hateful bastards like me at that age (and now) we were instantly cool.

That reminds me of the old people at the church I went to.

sounds like he wasn't religious, he probably played mtg and wanted your deck

kek

You may be right but you are still underage b&

>Be in elementary school, about 12 years old or so
>Having a new teacher who doesn't know us that well
>We are given a task to read a bok in some class
>Be a fast reader and finish a book way before the others
>Teacher won't believe me
>Asks me if I would know the answer if he asked something concerning the plot from some random page
>Be shy and avoiding any attention from schoolmates
>Just tell "no"
>Teacher says "well ok" and we carry on
>He probably thought me as a liar forever

I had a fucking moxen in there too

Do you think this is Tumblr?

>be me
>11 years old
>shitty school play/musical
>sing in choir
>there's like 50 of us
>me and my friend sing explicit parody of the songs
>all goes well
>2 days later my teacher tells me how she knows what i did
>tells everyone in class the parody i sang
>''how did you find out?''
>''i heard it, i read it off your lips''
>yeahright,jpg
>know it's all my friends fault
>teacher mocks me for the rest of elementary school
>refuses to ever help me around the shit i don't understand
>always mocked me in front of the whole class

i know it's nothing big but shit it made me salty af

This happened to me alot too through my entire school life except for the last two years
Even got expelled out of elementary school for this shit
Still Shure I did everything right, better to defend yourself and get punished by stupid teachers then let yourself get cucked

This explains it all
vimeo.com/210862415

>be playing CS:S mansion map 3v3
>keep getting killed by a player named "rambo"
>rambo starts talking shit to me
>switch to sniper mode
>at least six losing rounds later, finally kill him and one of his teammates
>talk shit back to him even though he's clearly the better player
>rage quit before he could reply

i don't even know why i remember something that dumb and unimportant

Right thing to do
These lying whores wanted it

>Be 11. Brought action figures to a friends house.
>Had SSJ4 Gogeta action figure (super rare!)
>left it my friends house
>suddenly friend has to move (like overnight...some shady shit, knowing his dad)
>dad packed all his stuff, threw away stuff he decided his son (my friend) didn't need
>gogetagone.jpg
>confront him about it, said that wasn't right to do.
>friends older brother hits me, says DBZ is stupid
>his dad laughs at me. friend runs up stairs crying (what a bitch).
>ran home crying myself (what a bitch).

>Be 4 or 5
>At kindergarden, sitten around a table with 4 or 5 friends while in class
>teacher is talking about random stuff, we don't care and prefere to chill
>One of my friends suddenly challenge me to pee under the table
>"Ok"
>I take my dick out
>I pee under the table
>All of us 5 are laughing
>Suddenly, one of my friends yell "user peed under the table"
>Teacher noticed, made me go out and told my mom

That motherfucker, i'm so pissed right now

wtf are those "shitty hallal muslim burgers"?

Definitely. I got suspended each time and was really afraid of what my parents would think, but my dad was okay with it each time after I explained it to him, and he ended up hating my principal more than I did (called him a short pathetic faggot to his face).

And then everyone applauded? Back to Tumblr with you

>user, you made a choice and you have to go with it
Probably felt all smug and thought she was teaching you something. I hope you got your revange.

imagine an industrial flat burger tasting like a mix of turkey, lamb and waste meat.

Soon, don't worry user, soon enough.

and cum-filled goat?

>be me
>good kid
>parents come home with chocolate desert
>they give it to my brother
>can I have one?
>sorry we only bought one
>but that's not fair
>life isn't fair
>smug face for the rest of the day
I seriously don't get it to this day. Why they fuck did they only buy one? Did they plan this?

Nice
My mom hated my elementary school principal too and told him to the face what she thought of him, but sadly she only told me so years later
Shit fucked me up at the time

This isn't r9k you dumb fuck

Original comment

>be me around 6-7 years old
>be playing pokemon on gameboy in living room
>mom comes in with those portable tables with soup
>eat it user
>playing while eating
>drop 1 bit of tiny bit of soup on clothes
>mom gets pissed and throws gameboy against a wooden box we had behind the sofas
>oh fuck me
It already happened to ne that my pokemon games got corrupt just by letting the gameboy get hit just a little bit
>gets gameboy and turns it on
>the screen doesnt work
>hears pokemon center music
>walks out and saves
>restart game and hear the music from outside
>happy that the game is not corrupt
>sad that the screen is not working
>my face when my only gameboy
>my face when i only needed 3 more pokemon to catchem all
>my face when till today i never bought another gameboy to catchem all till today
>my face when i sometimes still pick it up, turn on the sound and hear the beloved sounds that my pokemon make
>my face when im probably never gonna catchem all just because a single droplet of soup fell on my clothes

only straight A students got those my man.

How are you still confused about this?
They love your brother more than you.
Duh.

He's a literal nazi nowadays.

oh fuck man... I feel you, get a job and buy yourself another one my dude, you deserve it.

Well now there's no question.
You just need to go full 1488 and beat him at his own game.

>Be me
>age 7
>We go to arby's after church
>We get home to eat
>My box of curly fries consist of one giant fry
>My OLDER sister cries because she didn't get one
>My parents make me give her half even though she has her own box

I'm really pissed now after reading that

I already have some kind of job, but I don't know where to buy gameboys in my city (i heard there was once a place but they were expensive as fuck and i dont know if it is still open) and i don't want to buy a broken gameboy on the internet

hahaha good one user! you showed those PC bastards! XD again good one

Just go to a GameStop or something.

I think everyone has their "life isn't fair" story.
Why do parents do that again? Do they think they're being clever?

>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

/sci/ fag here. I remember this story well, it still pisses me off.
>Be me
>Be in science class
>Class gets off topic
>Class has discussion on gravity
>Teacher starts going on about gravity, and how it works
>BasicScience.jpg
>Teacher states how gravity is caused
>Dumbass across room says "I thought gravity happened because of the air"
>mfw

>be like 8 maybe
>me and my two best friends play pretend vampires and vampire hunters at recess
>some girl starts to join us everyday
>I am seriously against girls and believe fully in cooties
>after about a month tell my friends to vote if they want to keep her
>they tell me they want her gone too
>we confront her but they renege and say they want her to stay
>I say I'm leader so what I say goes
>she runs away crying
>never play with or talk to her again
I don't think I will ever forgive myself for this one. I have no idea why I was such a little shithead kid.

Dunno, it's kind of the dumbest thing they can do
Anyone will eventually learn that live isn't fair through the rest of the world but if you'r parents treat you unfair you just lose thrust in them

>be me
>16 y/o beta far
>10/10 qt3.14 I've been beta orbiting for a while, let's call her Cunt
>Cunt is way out of my league
>decide to nut up
>ask her out
>all but laughs in my face, I wasn't really expecting much
>next day
>in first class of day, just Fucking off
>security guard comes in
>5'4" morbidly obese Mexican who thinks he's the shit
>could get away from him by walking fast
>drags me to the office and sits me down
>sit there for several hours, nobody answers my questions or talks to me
>punch of kids caught smoking are brought in
>"let them go, this one is more serious" referring to me
>thefuck.jpg
>cop, security guard, and principal sit down with me
>"We have a very disturbing claim from Cunt, saying you tried to rape her"
>What the shit
>Try and tell them all I did was ask her out
>They jump to the conclusion that I got shot down and then tried to attack her
>Won't let me call anyone, trying to force me to confess to something I didn't do
>Don't care about what actually happened, her parents are very wealthy and apparently are also involved
>Make them hand over the "Official report"
>Notice a bunch of flaws
>"Security camera over here picked this up" no camera in that area
>"Eye witness so and so saw this" that person is her friend, wasn't actually there that day
>"Ran and got assistance from bus driver" it was the middle of the day when this supposedly happened, no bus drivers would be around and it was a closed campus, so nobody without permission coming or going during school
>The fact that they are illegally detaining me and trying to force me to confess
>I was a beta fag, but not retarded
>Point out that my uncle, grandfather, and several of my family friends are cops
>Through my grandpa I actually know the chief of police
>Cop in the meeting starts getting uncomfortable
>Turn it around on them
>Get a little bold and make a couple threats
>Principal trying to act unfazed, but is actually starting to sweat
Cont?

I cant find any good ones that sell old stuff, i just know about one.
I once went to one, they were selling all kinds of games and many consoles... sadly they had no gameboy... i bought a xbox360 controller to play dark souls.

Dude, no, just no.... nonononono, please tell me that that is a lie...

>Be me at age 0
>I was born

Yes

>be me 11 at recess
>we're playing football
>friend hits me in the head really fucking hard with the ball
>i get pissed and lightly hit him with the fake shitty jerseys we were forced to wear
>teacher sees me
>every teacher in the school hates me and idk why
>she calls my parents
>cunt says i beat the everloving shit out of my friend with the fake shit jersey
>parents believe that teachers never lie
>get beaten with a belt and grounded for a month

Please, sounds great

>be me in high school
>have to make a info sheet about St Helens being volcano shit
>pages were big ass A3 sheets
>make this super ass loads of detail shit with like a few pictures
>guy beside me covers his with pictures and 2 short sentences
>teacher doesn't like me because I'm friends with some guys that she hates
>rips up my shit, throws it in the trash and tells me to do it again

To this day, I have no idea why.

Wow. What a massive douchebag christianfag asshole.

please continue

>Be me
>Be 5-6
>Classmate gives some cool drawings to everybody
>His face is dirty with all the drawing stuff
>It looks like he wears makeup
>Say that he looks like a girl
>He starts crying
>Tells teacher that i called him girl
>Teacher proceeds to hate me for the whole year and punish me all the time
A lot of years later and I still hate that bitch

>13 years old
>think I'm awesome because I have a 15 year old friend
>play co-op vidya all the time
>have a sleepover in my house
>wake up to the sound of him fucking my Mom in the next room
>can't sleep with the noise, so I play Pokemon
>realise the only reason he was my 'friend' was because my whore Mom was on his dick all the time
>so beta I stay friends with him just to have a foot on the social ladder

Is there anything more beta than staring into your cereal bowl in the morning to ignore the fact that your friend just slapped your Mom's ass in front of you? I'd like to hear it.

idk whats with teachers doing shit like targeting specific students it has happened to me in almost every school ive been to

>be 13 or something
>be end of school day
>want to leave school, have important things to do
>nope.jpg
>get called to principal for shit I didn't do
>school already over
>be in principals office
>get screamed at
>cellphone rings
>answer call
>my mom because important things
>principal is raging
>user give me cellphone, no cellphones allowed In school
>tell him litteraly to shut the fuck up, school is over, I have to talk to my mom and it's bad manners to disturb a telephoneing person
>he wants to get physical and trys to take my phone away
>run away
>two days suspended
Fuck that Bastard

Sick fucking neckbeard

thx

I'll take "things that never fucking happened" for $7500 Trebek

did he end up doing other shit like this? seems like he was on a power trip or something.

CONT FAGGOT

sure why not