YLYL. God tier

YLYL. God tier.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

What.
The.
Fuck.
Is.
That.
Shit.

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The girl he's with is only 5, as shown by the rings on her leg.

well there goes the thread

sage

a pedophilia joke, the cop was counting her rings

>not knowing about tree rings

Seriously, though. That was actually a clever joke and it is rewarded with autism and bananas. Sup Forums is officially dead.

ohhhhhhhhh i get it
kek

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pizzagate

has science gone too far?

This is lame.

youtube.com/watch?v=wev113zavAk

youtube.com/watch?v=PWsY-1ejbCw

I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek

i'm so tired of this shit, it's been two and a half fucking years, GET A NEW CAUSE

i had to read this shit for school

no you didn't, get a fucking job you piece of trash

>be me several years ago
>live in parent's house still
>played a lot of war/battle games around that time
>one in particular, you'd hear the phrase "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" A lot
>having a cheeky little fapperoo one night
>Mother walks in to ask me some shit that I to this day don't even know what she wanted
>She doesn't knock, just comes in
>She's not the only one cumming, unfortunately
>Mind blanks, blind panic
>Yell the first thing that came to mind
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
>Mom gasps, covers mouth
>Don't go downstairs until the next day
>Try to go down early to avoid parents entirely
>Father is up getting breakfast and getting ready for work
>He looks at me
>"Hey general, how did that ordinance strike last night go? hope it wasn't a premature detonation"
>They still call me general

Dude, almost quints

damn good call

Nice bait but you know you got no one in your life. Even your mom threw you out off her basement and now you are living at McDonalds and using their free wifi you fag.

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>little niglet wasn't even five minutes old and was already committing a crime

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That's like best case outcome bro

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Oh god

Lost

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discord.gg/JyFr6pX

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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gnfn dfxg

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did studies also reveal how much of an ass you are?

no

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>dad spent all night thinking of that joke after your mom told him what happened

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Goddammit

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An hero deserves a villain

Not when they explain the nickname to people.

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>You boner you lose
FUCK

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Lost

i dont

lost so hard

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newfag

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