Guys like Eli Manning and Russell Westbrook have done an 'Ask Me Anything' on Reddit

>Guys like Eli Manning and Russell Westbrook have done an 'Ask Me Anything' on Reddit
>the best we have ever gotten is that autist fag enabling punter Chris Kluwe

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>implying that Brady and Cutler aren't posting Trump memes here all the time
>implying that Carr isn't behind "TYBC"

Everyone got fucking Chris Kluwe. Fucking GameFAQs got Chris Kluwe

there was also the guy drafted by the texans

is there an archive or screenshot of kluwe here? i mean how would you even verify him. sounds like bullshit.

We've had Aaron "I really really really like women" Rodgers here

Andrew Bogut (used to?) posts here

His twitter account, naturally.

Bogut is a Sup Forumsack.

Why would Westbrook come here? +95% "questions" would be just "nigger" or "wew kobe"

wow this is the cringiest shit ive read all day

people like you is why Sup Forums is the laughingstock of the internet

The irony is strong in this one.

There was that one guy from one of the 80s raiders teams that won the owl like 2-3 years ago i think. That was a pretty cool experience.

Anyone who openly posted here would just get called a pedo. It would be cool for say an NFL/NBA player from a terrible franchise do an anonymous AMA and chat shit.

Sup Forums public image:
>Hackers
>Trolls
>Anime

Gee I wonder why.

im tom brady

Imagine being this fresh

I'm matthew dellavedova ama

Actually really makes me think

t. freshest of the fresh

>Reddit Userbase
>Liberals
>Socalists
>SJWs
>idiots and autists
>weebs
>mostly normies


>Sup Forums user base
>weebs
>autists
>neo-nazis
>actual killers
>deranged sexual perverts
>furries

If you can't understand why people don't like want to be seen coming here, you don't deserve to use the internet.

Also, there was one time a Jags player challenged /vp/ to some pokemon battles and promptly kicked their asses

webm related

pretty much this

I'm an AHL hockey player if that counts. AMA.

FRESH

What team?

Wwwwhat are you doing in Australia? I mean I know you're from there, but shouldn't you be in Milwaukee, or wherever the Bucks are right now?

Can't think of any reason why

The second we do a big ama is the second we lose all we stand for. I think we'd die off within a week, the fact that we even got a punter is embarrassing.

This is the site with Daily Cp/Gore/Rape threads for starters. So to get a big name we'd need to cut those out and pretty much every other racist thing we do. But then we still have a history of the following: Murderers posting their kills for fun, Flirting with and in some cases ruining the lifes of teenage girls, ruining the lifes of countless people, daily threads of people claiming rape/murder and other terrible deads, almost every month someone on Sup Forums is getting arrested, countless pranks and ddos attacks sometimes including calling cops to peoples houses, hacking into school websites and posting dog porn, being a hub for pedos, and starting a revolution of Trump supporters in america that not only got regonized by Hillary herself, but also was on the news countless times for being racist and sexist. And Reddit.. They're known for jackshit. The worst thing they've ever down was a blackout that they all cucked out of because they couldn't handle admins telling them off.

It's almost like a website dedicated to anonymity wouldn't have many people popping up whoring themselves out for internet points.

Tom Brady here, AMA

What's the point of being a tripcuck in that case?

Being a tripcuck is basically just announcing you chug dick and desperately need the attention of strangers. Just shout into the void like the rest of us you fucking mongoloids.

At least we invented it.

/thread

You need to lurk at least two years before posting.