Dergs :3

dergs :3

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wat

Wat. Wat?

Touch penises.

oooh I love dergs

I feel so alone...

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You are not alone.

well you do have us here.

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Actually, I am. Store's dead right now.

I should start bring my dog with me for closing shifts. Just sit there, petting her while she states at the customers with buggy Chihuahua eyes.

your job would let you do that?

Probably not. Not that I give a fuck anymore.

Are you excited as fuck for easter?

I didn't ask for your sass, mister.

why is that? Is something wrong?

SAS my ASS

I'll smooch your ass.

*smooch*

Yes you did. Don't you remember?

It wad a few days ago, you were all like "Next time I'm in here, I need all the sass" and we were like "Ok".

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You really put the ass in sass.

Considering the last time I was here was far longer than a few days ago, no sir.

Job sucks. Store's been going downhill since the AM left.

Put your sass in my ass.

You did say you had injected 2 whole marijuanas, so you were a bit fucked up at the time.

Put your ass in my ass.

Snarf pls. I don't even drink, let alone do any other kind of substance.

damn that sucks, I know the feeling. I hope you can find a better job soon.

Put your ass, while its in my ass, into my ass.

Furfag porn was a bad idea.

That's why those Mary Janes hit you so hard.

Its not easy finding anything around here.

shit I know about that feeling too. I hope it somehow gets better. Not sure how it could but idk.

Embrace it.

I have, but I'm regretting it. I think I should start a group for the diseased among us to rehabilitate. Cartoon animal cock is just too visually appealing and it needs to be regulated.

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I'll put a taco in your ass.

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Mexican guys can be annoying.

Ayy papi

nose piercings yay or nay?

Regulate it with your butt.

blep

blorp

Depends. If you can pull it off like eternal cutie, ashby red, sure.

Only yay on the feminine.

i contribute dergon

why boner?

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I already regulate things with my butt though. I just want to save some people from the allure of animal people.

Anyone here have any experience with bad-dragon toys? which one should i buy?

boop

Draw more people to it.

*raises hand*
A good starter toy is David or the Gryphon

I have a small Flint and holy shit it's THICC. I love the balls on it though. The thickness is pretty awesome. It's a small toy, but it's girth is about the same as other large toys. Love it.

You need bondage

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Ok.

all of them.

beware though - they are bigger than they look. depending on which one, even "small" can be hard to take.

You need Jesus

been looking at those, i also want a medium nova, looks good :)

Id like one thats a bit thick an loong, in not actually inexperienced ;)

We are not on similar wavelengths friendo. Have a exquisitely drawn dog penis.

Nova looks good too.

Your actions say otherwise.

I've been looking at the medium sized ones, maybe a nova, is that one good?

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Is it gay to shave your ass?

We must preserve the future of our race by drawing the masses away from animal dongs painstakingly drawn in a digital medium. Where are my signals getting crossed here? I never once said I have to stop enjoying it.
Why don't you post some of your choice collection? Join us in this depravity.

Someone cleaning his house expecta a visit.

You posted them at me. That's adding more people to the population by trying to turn me.

the nova is awesome. just make sure to get an idea of how big the different sizes are. there are reviews etc.

also, the bigger the toy, the softer it should be. you can order a firmness sample set.

What firmnes Would you recommend for a medium or large size?

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soft, absolutely

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I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to influence you. Please don't become a degenerate. Here, have something totally different.

I wish I had a better PC to play this on higher settings.

Too late. It's going to be your fault.

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Ah, high settings are nice but they make the game harder than it needs to be. Detection is so damn hard. I'm in FURST if you do play, hit me up.
Well, I guess since I cannot backtrack the best I can do is apologize. Which I won't do.

Tonight needs to end.

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I always play light tanks. They seem more balanced.

You aren't very strong in your convictions.

So how's everyone's night

Fine. A bit bored.

nice GET
SATAN

Second time our card system cut out in the last half hour.

I do my best to rise above minimum standards. I ultimately fail but it's the infinitesimal effort that counts right?
I can dig light tanks. I prefer heavy tanks up until around 5.7 though. Either way, the gun's effectiveness is the most important factor in a tank for me. Slow as christmas or armored like a beer can? As long as when I get my gun on something it kills it I'm fine.

Fine. Got drunk with some friends and ended up having fun with my toys :3

Oh! Men!
I like men.

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Same. Very meh.

I'm the worst.

Card system?

Sounds like a lovely Saturday night.

DRAGONSHAFTS!!!

YES!

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Whatever makes you feel better, buddy.

Credit and debit readers. Our network's been a mess.

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