Are there any medical procedures that require a nurse to jerk you off? asking for a friend

Are there any medical procedures that require a nurse to jerk you off? asking for a friend

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no

Bump, I wanna see too.

Penile vascular testing requires a papaverine injection (into the penis) which induces a pharmacological erection.

just putting a vibrator in your ass to collect semen if you're brain dead; for scientific reasons, of course.

come on guys im willing to break my dick if a nurse has to touch it

A nurse will never make sexual contact with you. In your case, not even if you were dating one.

well shit

>take way too much Viagra
>hope you dont die or have a stroke
>Dont Jack Off Or Wear Tight Pants
>nurse holds your penis for like 6 seconds >before She injects your penis

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You sure user?

>A wild male nurse appears

Closest I got was my left nut hurt really bad and they thought there was some kind of cord or something twisted in the sack, so the nurse rubbed warm jelly on my nuts and ultra sounded them.

you could be all like
oooohhhhrrrghh snd go in and be like
i got this thing in my side wtf oooouuurrrghffhhgg
and they xrya it and theyr e like wtf we need to get in there and see what this is
and then they like cut you open and its like
a little pocket filled with wads of hundred dollars bills
and you're all like
hey nurse ill give you all this money if you fuck me
works every other time or so

good idea may have to try

What if you *want* them to hurt your dick or balls, then what are the options?

Wew lad

Go in for testicular torsion, and they'll ultrasound your balls, which feels pretty nice, tbh. It counts as an emergency, as well, so you'd be taken right in.

When I tried to OD on trazodone last year I woke up to a nurse touching my hard on. Apparently I had an erection for a little over three hours and she was checking to see if it was going down.

Better be good at faking utterly excruciating pain.

Male sonographer here. I do all the balls that come in when I'm working, female co-workers do pelvises.

That and the whole transverse lie/firm testicle. You're still getting an ultrasound for testicular pain though...

What's it like having a job where you have to fondle old balls all the time just so that your less capable coworkers don't have to do anything that makes them feel uncomfortable?

It's not that they're less capable, it's just kind of an agreement. I need a chaperone for a pelvis so I typically do them only on overnights (when I'm working by myself) or if there are a ton waiting. It makes no sense to have one of them be a chaperone when they could be scanning another patient.

When I went in, it was a painful walk, at best. They'll take you regardless, as long as you say you have it. Mine personally unwrapped itself; Though, I was just saying for anyone who's that desperate to get fondled by doctors. I got pretty damn nervous when three cute ass nurses entered the room

Vasectomy. Half-decent looking nurse repositioned my junk and taped it to my stomach to keep it out of the way. Wasn't terribly arousing. I much prefer my dental hygienist's tits in my face.

he's OP, that's his point

>dental hygienist's tits in my face
literally this so much.

Especially getting braces (got them late, when I was 21). Just hope you get a girl one. That shit is cash.

Also the occasional girl barber/salon hair person, you'll probably get her tits rubbed on you lightly at some point