Merry easter what u want me to do within reason

Merry easter what u want me to do within reason

Put dick in peanut butter. Also nice get

No peanut butter in house added to list of shit i need to do tho

what do you have on hand that you can stick your dick in?

butter on your cock and wank off with it in front of one of your windows that overlooks a street (drapes open.)

Legally? Nothing

how about he fucks a jar of mayonnaise?

If i could see outside maybe but its darker than detroit

Id rather do the peanut butter

Needs more consistency, mayo would be easy. OP, what selection of spreads do you have in your household?

do it faggot

Mustard havent done the shopping yet but i feel like that would ruin my dick

Just smear some stuff on your dick take pics cum and post

Go outside and get some exercise.

Mustard probably not a good idea. Mayo would work. Any spreadable thing. Or a can of beans

What should i use im going to store monday ill make a list and shit

Just use mayo, that'll work just fine

Do some pushups

kill yourself

Have nothing to rub on my dick so it will have to wait merry easter tho

I appreciate the sincerity, will keep an eye out

I wont dissapojnt have a good easter