Am going out alone for the first time after a breakup...

am going out alone for the first time after a breakup, how do i easily hookup with someone to help me forget about my ex?

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With your penis

tsk tsk tsk you know the rules

You ain't gonna forget about that, user.

It'll forget about you though.

what's this?
boards.4chancode.org/s/thread/17386650

Hooking up right after a break up never works. Tell us your story, I'll be patient

Hire an escort or approach as many girls as possible and deal with rejection well.

Nah Timestamp with tits

Dont be picky. Fuck a fatty.

>been dating 2 years
>feeling like something is up last moth or so
>she's looked thorugh my messages before, i thought that trust was there
>look through her messages because i feel like i am overthinking things
>find her joking to her friends about finding other guys really hot and telling her friends not to let her talk to those guys
>tell her that that makes me uncomfortable because of the way ive been feeling
>she says she feels betrayed and wants to be alone
>the night before we are to meet up and talk things out she gets drunk and hooks up with someone else
>breaks up with me the next day
>a few days before i thought we were fine and i was just overthinking because of stress

Nice trips

Age?

20's

Significantly lower your standards. You'll get laid every time.

Be attractive

You're young, you'll get through it. Just don't go out instantly, take your time to heal and when you're ready find the right person.
Great trips though

getting trips twice in one post is probably the best thing to happen to me since

good for you, Sup Forumsro
trips are for faggots though, aplhas get quads

fucking capchas

what is that?

LOL "forget about my ex".
You are not prepared.

it's just an archive link to the thread my pic came from

Been single for 2 years. Last 4 cheated on me, the last one accused me of a crime I never committed that threatened 25 years in prison. Lost my job in the process.

Women cannot be trusted. Stay single, OP. Or at least until you're the age where women realise their bullshit and know their place.

You start by showing us your tits you fucking whore.

my kind of people