with all the shitty tension in Cinema lately, let's just chill and have a good old mermaid thread. Let's ask the real question as to why the FUCK don't we have any mermaid meets pirate movies?
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Cooper Murphy
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John Gray
Too busy with manning the harpoons
Cooper Nguyen
But we had a mermaid meets pirate movies
Mason Evans
that's one movie, and it was shit desu
Oliver Reed
that's enough, captain.
Levi Perez
Aye, salvage 'er booty!
Nicholas Baker
>tfw have a Mermaid fetish
>tfw had it since 1989
It does, however, make me feel better to know that man has wanted to fuck Mermaids since at least 600 BC.
Apparently I am continuing a proud and ancient tradition for civilization.
Evan Gutierrez
I want a young love between a pirate and a mermaid lasts more than 15 seconds
Adam White
Mermaids are top-tier, second only to Lamias and Cecalias.
I wanna' kissy-kissy with the fishy-fishy.
Eli Campbell
I'd imagine fucking a mermaid would be the same as fucking a dolphin.
Robert Jenkins
Furry is really a modern invention, though. As only with the advent of mass media are there sufficient visual representation of sexualized altered human forms to trip up human sexual imprinting and cause the mind to associate with arousal forms other than those that are strictly human.
Beastiality and pedophilia being exceptions to this for obvious reasons.
Benjamin Foster
Wasn't the egyptian gods depicted as animals though?
Bentley Green
>Furry is really a modern invention,
you mean childish shit merged with sexual shit? paedos have existed since forever, user.
Gabriel Stewart
Did Egyptian children sit and stare at immobile statues of Egyptian gods for 8+ hours a day? No?
Dylan Howard
You seem to be suffering from a fair bit of brain damage that is negatively impacting your ability to understand written words.
And by furry I mean the fetishization of anthropomorphized characters.
Joseph Brooks
This picture doesn't look right
Dominic Garcia
One of the pirates of the Caribbean movies did that.
Easton Garcia
That's true, but it could have been better.
Brayden Campbell
True kino right here m.youtube.com
Nolan Sullivan
Adam Reyes
Top kek I completely forgot that movie existed.
Evan Mitchell
everyone's been raving about this Chinese movie so I found it on YouTube.
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