To all straight anons, if you were offered $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret
To all straight anons, if you were offered $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret
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no,kill yourself faggot
Try 70 bucks. And I'd let him finish on my faggot face.
>70,000
>comma instead of dot
fucking americans. It's 1.000.000,00 €
You don't use fucking commas
how big would his dick be though?
No u
Are you retarded? It's 1 000 000
You still need decimal places fuckface
t. Europfag
Yes
>if you were offered $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
No.
But I would pound a gay man's anus for $70,000
id do it without the money but since you offered
ur worth $7 max
deal?
He didn't say what currency. 70,000 bitcoins sounds good
probably
depends on how big he is, and on if I'd have time to prepare. I don't want anything to tear or bleed.
> $70,000 to have your anus pounded for 10 minutes by a gay man
no fuckin way
ye, if he wouldn't like rek my ass.
so if he has a small dick or would take it slow ye definitely. Easy money.
why make this thread? Of course everyone would you fucking idiot.
depends on how desperate I was for the cash.
>$70k/hr
I'd do it 8 hrs a day, all week, year round.
I second this.
It wouldnt take any money just the right guy
That equates to roughly $146,160,000 per annum
This user has the right of it, KYS Faggot
>$70k/hr
user thats $70k/10min
its $420k/hr
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Nope
Fuck I misread that; even better.
>420,000/hour as it is $70,000 per ten minutes
>To all straight anons
gtfo fag
Yes, yes i fucking would. Easily
No because Bitcoin doesn't use a $ symbol, sorry bud
but you could land yourself with $70,000 Zimbabwean dollars if you wanted.
Yeah enjoy your shitty exchange rate... Europe is not the norm. Yen uses commas, pesos use commas. You're the fucking weirdo.
Eurofag here.
We use commas too until you reach the penny value.
He's just a retard.
can confirm this as an eurofag
yes cash upfront after i put it in the bank
will I suffer injury?
does he have lube and valium?
no.yes. definitely!
I appreciate the clarification.
Fuck no im not gay. Youre an idiot if you think money has value
>$876,960,000 annually
As a straight man, there is no shame in saying yes; Yes I would.
>Youre an idiot if you think money has value
>Youre an idiot if you think money has value
Kek
you right
POUND AWAY ON DIS BOOTAY
Have you ever imagined what you could buy with 70k? So why in the world wouldnt one person with rationalize thinking decline that offer? I mean just get your anus destroyed within 10 minutes and having a nightmare pain and a prolapse rose blossom your rest of your life its definitely worth it. 70k minus tax. Still a new dodge with extra soft seats is in the grasp
$70k is kinda steep, but I guess I can afford it.
Where do I lube up?
>minus tax
>implying you'd report the income.
Hell to the fuck yes!
>minor inconvenience at best
>heals
>no lasting damage
>guaranteed no STD
Easiest 70K ever. Hell, I'd probably do it for 10K or maybe even 5K.
All the dumbshits in here who say no are living off a mommy or a daddy and have no concept of the value of a dollar.
Decimals are for fractions, not higher values, you fucking retard.
yes
70k is a shitload of money. How big would his dick be?
Not $70k big, I guarantee you that.
What would you gays buy affter buttsex?
Pic related for me.
Fuck yes I'd take it all for 70k.
I'm straight btw.
t. britbong
>Easiest 70K ever. Hell, I'd probably do it for 10K or maybe even 5K.
this, even less tbh
gets me out of debt, yes
Wouldn't even think about it.
>yes
How big is the guy?
No. I don't need the money, and I'm not a faggot.
I will take gay dicks all night, hire the best hitmen, and kill you. Whose laughing now?
You don't choose to be a faggot, apparently; so why the fuck not earn a year's salary in 10 minutes?
I'd probably end up blowing half on drugs and therapy afterwards. Already have a shit ton of problems that $70k would not solve. Start at a mil.
Ausfag checking in
It's a comma that should be used....
You are a fag user.
i'd pretend to be straight just to get that 70k, my social camouflage is so on point my gay friends give me shit for it.
70k? I'm in... Well He is I guess.
>implying you're worth that much
Is big a good thing in this case?
Hellz yes, think how many cows you could buy with that kinda money
Sorry to disappoint you but a male prostitute makes as little as 100$ an hour. Which is what you're suggesting of all these anons.
Now std free garuntees means classier business and that starts to jack the price up
he's right. The moment we remove commodities, money is worthless. But commodities is here first, so money can go.
Maybe if this user was offered free food, car, anything else not bought with money, etc.. he would have said yes
How big is the dick I really need the money I. Don't think I can handle aNY thing more than 6 inches my ass. Is a bit beat up and bloody from realy hot tocos last nite
hey dumbcunt comma is fine
And yes I would let them pound me for $70,000 definitely!
We're not quite in Star Trek yet.
Absolutely. Anyone who says no is a closet fag who is worried Sup Forums will think he's gay.>Double my annual income
>That's a down payment on a new house plus plenty left over for improvements
>For 10 minutes of misery
Sign my ass up.
>as little as
$100/h is a fuckload of money no pun intended
your point? never watched it
Nice dubs tho
They have this communist utopia where people educate themselves and work for their own improvement and joy and commodities are more or less free (replicators/holodecks).
Not for good prostitutes. Gotta keep in mind that you might not even have a lot of clients. And most people prob aren't going to get a full hour of service.
As opposed to Ferengi which are capitalists on steroids.
if it works, must be a great society. I mean utopia was mentioned by you
everyone has a price. mine is 70k. yes.
>Sorry to disappoint you but a male prostitute makes as little as 100$ an hour. Which is what you're suggesting of all these anons.
70K for ten minutes is equal to $420k per hour job. Go learn math you retard
Oi. Retard. I was making the point that there is no way that you could make that kind of money selling your body.
>which is what you're suggesting
Is talking about the prostitution. Not that hourly rate.
I still would be a man after be fucked, would be just a uncomfortable time, since I never had fucked by a man. For 70.000,00 I would do it.
This dumb fucking thread. You fags know hiv can be dormant for up to six years? How bout this one, kill your mother for $2 million? Your dad?
Sell a kidney? Eat random shit out of a toilet?
Sell 15 years of your life?
I always wonder why won't homo faggots go and get their mind fixed? Get medicated, perhaps then y'all can learn that there is more in life than sex and how wrong is your way.
What healthy people with normal brain would even let their own anus being abused in such a way? Regardless whether or not the photo is fake...
2 million you say??? Hmmmmm lemme think
Of course yes
I would eat shit for $2M no problem.
My gf loves anal and I dig it when she licks mine
Everybody has a price. And mine is easily reached with $70,000
This.
PS. spiderman bred.
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You arrived when the thread was already dead. Sorry.
i see. uh it was on 1st page...
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