Was hoping one of the Sup Forumsoys would guide me to the right name for this chunky little fuck i'll be getting in a...

Was hoping one of the Sup Forumsoys would guide me to the right name for this chunky little fuck i'll be getting in a week, haven't been able to think of something that suits him.

I always thought MURF would be a cool pupper name

"harold"

Bristol

Dubs says bruce

zork

If dubs i would've.

Decent, but can't, Harold is the person who is giving him to me, RIP.

I was thinking something like, Reginald or Hodor. Something that'll make people go "Huh".

shit city.

Call him Cilian Murphy

Heavily considering, this is actually an amazing one. I could actually envision myself screaming this at the park.

What the fuck thats a shit name

Call him Cillian Murphy plz don't be like that

Dave.. he is definitely a Dave

Call him "Owned by a faggot"

Too long of a name, sorry pal. Need something short, and stimulating.

> pure autism

Honestly I feel sorry for the dog

Get a goldfish instead, op.

b-but they are feminine weiners

Go with (Muhammad) Ali

it already died

Lava Fart

You really are a fucking autist you don't even know how names work, poor poor doggo

Midas

Eh, I haven't met him yet so my only impressions of him are through photographs.
Why poor doggo? He'll be my third pupper i've raised.
as shit as it sounds

Now I feel guilty because you took it seriously :( what a faggot

I've thought about it a sec and

Snuffy. Call im snuffy

goober

re roll for snuffy

Boomer

Adolf

Just call him OP. That way when his cures no longer deliver and he shitts on ur floor u can scream FFS OP UR SUCH A HUGE FAGGOT.

decent aswell
added to the list.
"OP" is actually a good idea.
Only get serious over the doggies man.

Adolf

his name is Phteven

if dubs call him "lil hitler"

Call him Brummo.

He looks like a Cooper

Guile

You must name him Halt.

And here's why.

It acts in many, many ways.
It's a great name, one syllable (dogs can't handle more than two syllables in a name to keep things simple).

It's a command.

And it's a meme.

Say there's a burglar or a weirdo.

"Halt! Who goes there?!" You've both confused the enemy, AND subtly summoned your dog.

Also, how badass is it to literally just hold your hand out and say "Halt!" and have a big dog hit the brakes?

Do it.

If dubs or trips name it dylan

Call him Beast.

Red Pepper

Dogger

I've heard a lot of dumb shit in my life but this has to be the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Adolf

(That'll definitely make people go "Huh")

Call him Hook

Girth

toby