Give me the crown of France or my longbowmen will fuck you up m8

>give me the crown of France or my longbowmen will fuck you up m8
how would you respond?

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what crown?

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>how would you respond?
I'll send you a bunch of pakis and call it a day.

isn't it "no matter how bad things get, just remember, you can end it whenever you want" cleaf?

*cliff

Elect Duke of Transilvania for our king immediately. Now, Paris is that way.

Sorry, but god asked me to chuck the English out of France.

Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more. Or fill the gap with our English dead!

underrated post and unit

*kills your brother*

En boutant les Anglais hors de France.

Based Scots

>every French girl's dream

Say hello to my friend pischal m8.

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If we are mark'd to die, we are enough to do our country loss. But if to win, the fewer men the greater share of honour. God's will I pray thee, wish not for one man more. Rather proclaim it Westmoreland, through my host, that he that has no stomach for this fight, let him depart. His passport shall be made and crowns for convoy put into his purse. I will not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship, to die with us. Tomorrow is the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours. Then will he strip his sleeves and say "these wounds, I had on Crispin's day".

the cliffs of dover
they face calais

A real slap.

good lad

not really sure how that war went but i think he got his ass kicked by a little girl

>american education

thats pretty cool desu

get stuffed you dozy prat, im off

Original Shakespeare pronunciation.

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>not really sure

You know you're in trouble when a Yank starts a sentence with this.

yank this

Okay here's the crown milord

I'm just a lowly colonial peasant

Pls don't hurt me

This
also mangonel

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Im sorry m'lord im not from the kingdom of France

>I'll fuck you up
Stop talking shit, mate.

Let's do it, though.

bend over

open up boipucci

have him procceed to slide his cock up my boipucci

buy walls for 400 gold, garrison with local spearmen until i can build archers