WOW WOW WOW

>WOW WOW WOW
>THESE ARE FROZEN! DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!
>THERE'S MOULD IN THE WALK-IN
>YOU'RE STORING RAW CHICKEN ON TOP OF COOKED BEEF ON TOP OF A MUDCAKE
>YOU'RE IN DENIAL!!!

What did he mean by these?

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>its an owner's never been in the kitchen before, and just sits up front and drinks episode

PAN

ITS FUCKING RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

SMELL THAT

every time
>its an chef thinks his food is great and wont listen to ramsay episode

Now that the dust has settled, was it raw?

TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

>SKELLUPS
>RIZZOH-TOE
>FEELAY MEENYON
>FOH **** SAKE
>(ominous metal scraping against violin strings noise)

IT'S LIKE A BISON'S PENIS

It's actually a water harp. The same stupid sound is used in every reality show.

...

RESSSTRENT

...

>THIS SUSHI.
>IS.
>FOCKIN.
>RAWWW!!!!
really makes you think

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PROPER BURGER, RIGHT?

PAN

NICE AND HOT

OIL

PATTY

DELICIOUS

FRESH

RUSTIC

who was in the wrong here?

The chef, they objectively used way too much grease on their pizza. Some grease is fine, but they fucking just saturated the pizza in it.
I remember a few weeks ago, I ordered a pizza from a local pizza place. Not only did they just shit grease onto it, but they also barely even cut the damn thing.
I literally had to go through like 4-5 napkins just to get a fraction of the grease out.

alright ulillillia

youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

OLIVE OIL

AWLUV UHL

>What did he mean by these?

It can mean only one thing:

Invasion

I LOVE OIL

>user actually degreases his pizza
youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

This video's strangely pleasant to watch.

You fucking dumb faggot, grease comes from the oil from the cheese and toppings. Pizza is naturally greasy. Nobody is adding grease, they're just giving you a shit ton of cheese or meat.

so what you still don't want to eat that shit

owners probably use ultra fat cheese instead of normal one would not surprise me in burgeristan

youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y

>look! looOOooUUUuuukkk!

>It's a Gordon's gonna go APE scene.
youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT!


LOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!

It's master chef, not masturbate

jesus christ the amount of autism in that video

How do these people function?
>IT'S NOT COOKED ENOUGH
>Just fucking tosses it into the trash
>Can't even answer why she did that when he's yelling at her about how fucking much she threw away
Seriously, she threw away enough to feed like 2-3 families

It's actually OCD.

HE BRINGS THIS PISSING OVER
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
THE FUCKING BASS IS FUCKING RAW!

Cracks me up everytime

ALIENS

his youtube channel is pretty awesome

>he just keeps pulling out more and more

...

THESE ARE STORE BOUGHT RAVIOE-LIES

Who is the biggest tard from Hell's Kitchen and why is it Raj?

it's like a mosaic of zzzsemen

i just watched that. the editing/acting has never been so blatantly obvious.

>DEER IN HEADLIGHTS
>Look
>LOOK
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>go to fancy $200 restaurant
>order risotto aka FUCKING RICE

what is the point and why did he care so much about the gay shitty rice

I went to an overpriced restaurant once and a little glob of shitty rice is not satisfying at all. a waste of time

Pan nice and hot.
Little bit of olive oil.
Memes in. Waifus in.
Salt. Pepper.
Let is sear.
Add a little Sheevpost for flavour.
Out of the pan. Let it rest.
Serve with a light salad of under age little girls.

Sup Forums thread. DONE.

IF YOU CAN'T GET RICE RIGHT THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO COOK ANYTHING ELSE ON THE MENU

>walk-in

do you mean a pantry?

belly
nice and flat

what the fuck kind of physique is this
why does his stomach look like that

Someone explain to me what this body is

what's wrong with her

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN!?
LOOK!
LOOOOOOOOK!
WHAT THE FUCK

I think he's sucking in his gut

That's the physique of someone who thinks they can solve their excess calorie consumption with excess cardio. Also, nice digits.

youtube.com/watch?v=vhn-LtGZxoE&ab_channel=KitchenNightmares

why did he lick it?

>When mum finds your cummy tissue stash under the bed

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

YOU JUMPED UP LITTLE SHIT
YOU STUCK UP BITCH

>rubs fingers all through black sludge from the kitchen and puts it in chef's face
SMELL THAT!

>Pizza night with the Hands-Go-Up family

youtube.com/watch?v=q66erdkHVqA

YOU STUCK UP PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH

YOU FRENCH PIG

>SHE STOOPID
Everytime

the way he just raises his voice for that alone was gold

PLONKER

>I've gotta get some air before I do something I really regret

yfw he actually liked the food on kitchen nightmares once

youtube.com/watch?v=m1WYbDYGEAI

How the hell did the places on Kitchen Nightmares avoid getting shut down by health inspectors for so long

TWAT

lmao

>implying health inspectors give a fuck
the restaurant owners themselves don't give a fuck what makes you think some random prick cares? most people don't give a fuck about their job.

>implying there's some sort of system where the FDA regularly barges into random restaurants' kitchens without specific complaints being made
>implying that americans aren't disgusting slobs that accept the fact that their revolting food is made in a cesspit and would ever bother making laws setting reasonable hygiene standards

>It's a sneaky, lazy nigger employee uses Gordon's owner bashing as a way to explain their own ineptitude episode

Oh lawdy she don' let me do dat/ she don' tell me to do dis etc.

>Throws away all that undercooked pasta

How did she get on that fucking show?

That's the British version. It's a lot comfier.

>goes into freezer
>starts destroying rotten food with his bare hands, slime and rotten meat under his finger nails
>rubs them in the chef's face
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>LOOK AT THIS
>slides his finger across black slime oozing from fungus
>ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON SOMEBODY!?
>rubs rat dropping and piss on his balls
>OH MY GOD I'VE EATEN HERE
>crushes cockroaches and throws them in his hair
>YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!

>that slightly hysterical voice crack

kek

Okay but seriously can she not cook pasta? Is she storing it in the bin for later?

> Is she storing it in the bin for later?

nailed it

I don't know how he can just go into those fucking kitchens and rub his hands and body all over that gross rotten shit.

YEAH
UUGH

>mould
What did you mean by that extraneous u?