Sup Forums I'm fucked

Sup Forums I'm fucked.

>Be me, 18
>Be Easter today
>Am visiting my family out of state
>We always fight
>Got pissed and stole a tiny bottle of Crown Royale
>We get to my grandmother's house
>My stepsister and her fiance and 6-year-old stepdaughter arrive
>The 6-year-old is also my niece
>Need to share living room with little kids and Ukranian friend who's about my age
>I show him the Crown Royale
>We laugh
>Niece asks what it is
>Panicmode.jpg
>Shove it back in my pocket
>Tell her not to tell anyone about it
>She tells me she'll tell if I don't show her
>Fuckno
>Offer her a dollar
>She asks for six
>Give her the money
>Goes to her dad and tells her I gave her money to keep a secret
>Areyoufuckingserious
>Keep telling her to be quiet
>She keeps telling everyone about a bottle I have
>I'm fucked

haha nobody can help you now, faggot

Meh. Just show them bottle before you get branded as the loli pedo in family.

drink it, get rid of the evidence.

Chug it and throw it in the trash you retard

Worst and saddest part is that I keep stuffing it in my briefs. Even worse is that it keeps falling out. Man, fuck my life.

Shit. I never thought about that. Thanks for the forewarning.

just hide it somewhere. Then put an aftershave bottle from the toilet in your Pocket. If someone asks, its not yours and forgot to put back in place.

An hero

Okay

Everyone, I did it. I got home and put it back in the fridge before anyone saw. And I can just lie my way out of the her telling everyone about a bottle I had. The bomb has been defused, bros.

You're a fucking idiot. Why would you trust a 6 year old to keep a secret? And stealing a small bottle of liquor can't be as bad as you think it is.

Do what the other user said and say it's like, an aftershave bottle. Say you wanted to wear some because you're a smelly ass teen and we have company over. And your niece needs to mind her own business. You even paid her to get her to go the hell away.
Problem solved.

Just tell your parents that you showed her your dick, and she mistakenly thought it was a bottle.

you are literally a child. Stop posting and stop acting like what you have to say is important

What's a Crown Royal?

My nigga

How old are you?

Sure smells underage in here.

It's a royal crown. He stole a crown from a king prob.

It's a whiskey brand

You should have told her it's a secret magical bottle that has special powers that she can't see until your older. Then you pull out an axe can and tell your family that it's because it drives woman crazy.

How about you go suck a chode

I always topkekzozzle at this kind of stories, because:

>be me, about eight years old
>almost 9pm
>daddy's birthday and still no gift
>mom sent me to local supermarket to buy some liquor as birthday gift for dad
>enter store
>see Johnny Walker (the bottle, not John's Walker fag brother)
>take it to cashier
>cashier is about my mom's age
>give her $50 bill
>cashier smiles at me and gives change without problems
>tell her "thanks auntie!" and go away while she smiles again at me
>and no, noone in that store knew who I was and why I bought liquor

tl,dr: in this fucking eurocountry there hasn't been the protestant puritan moralism. This is why a kid can buy liquor at 9pm, and this is why car accidents due to "drunk driver" are quite an exception.

>also, when I was 5 and sis was 4, we went toghether to pre-school without mom or dad or anyone else escorting us (btw it was only half a mile on foot).

Well damn

It isn't over until you kill the rat. Or at least find a way to steal 6 bucks from her without her knowing. I don't care if six bucks matters to you, but steal it just so she doesn't benefit from this.

Better than her straight up telling them. She was quirt for a bit

I'll try my best

oy vey, shlomo are you telling him to steal six bucks from an innocent six year old niece ??!?!??!

snitches get stiches op, i would recommend cutting her clit off, always works

Do this, record it too so I can masturbate to the justice easier.

OP. you need to get your money back even if you need to beat the little shit into the hospital, never ever let anyone fuck you out of money.

True

Get her in comparable trouble at some point in the future. Like a few months from now, plant liquor or drugs or something in her room.

Sounds good

>innocent

Idiots.... no one keeps a secret about aftershave. You're going to be a pedophile for offering her six dollars to shut up.

Underrated post

Solution:
>hire a hit-man
she can't keep yapping if she's dead...