We all have weird fantasies right? Well they aren't weird if you share them on Sup Forums

We all have weird fantasies right? Well they aren't weird if you share them on Sup Forums.
I want to see my straight friends fuck each other in front of me or get dominated by another guy (in a sense, cuckold). How about you?

I want to fuck all of my gfs sisters at the same time.

Nothing crazy but I think about it often enough.

I want to pin Mario down and fart in his face until he starts saying "mama mia."

I don't know why. Just every time I see that mustached man, I want to grind my ass into his face, stuff his big nose against my poop hole, and let loose the eggiest-smelling poot I can, and keep gassing him until he gives up and mama mias.

It's always been a desire of mine, even from the NES days, but I had to quit playing Mario games because he got so realistic I couldn't play one without jerking off to the fantasy.

Even talking about it now, I have a raging hardon, while thinking about spreading my man-buns out over his face and releasing a torrent of smelly gas right into his most sensitive olfactory organ.

how many is there

She has three sisters.

It's okay with me if I blow out a little brown chunks, while I toot my rear trumpet, and the specks get caught in Mario's glorious mustache, as long as when he can't take any more of the rancid smell, he shouts out "mama mia" as loud as he can, when he gives up.

Fuuuuuck, I'm gonna cum so hard I blow a hole in the wall.

that's weird

I want an old man to suck me off and play with my g spot. While I look at girls on my phone like celebs or my exes etc

Meh, its actually quite normal compared to half the stuff on this site.I've met people who have the same fetish as well.

Ever since my friend accidently sent me his cock pic I've been posting it all over Sup Forums and my fantasy is to suck him off like the little bitch that I am

I want to fuck Bridgette B, while a futa fucking me doggystyle

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I have a fetish for watching/learning that people with cuckold fetishes get tortured to death. Is there a name for that?

If i was your friend i would beat the living shit out of you

I wanna be a schoolgirl and get gangraped

>I assume that makes me pretty weird
>tfw nobody wants to roleplay online with me

Sadism/snuff?

well I want to have my cock and balls stepped on in various types of footwear

are you m or f?

Why

If i was a supreme leader, you would be one of the first into the gulag my degenerate friend. Being gay is ok, being a faggot will get your skin peeled off

post it pls

post pics

I want my friend's girlfriend to shit on me and piss on me, and I'll lick her ass and pussy clean

agreed. Post

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I want a serious, loving relationship with a female.

If i beat you down to a basic human shell maybe there would be some semblance of a person left over that i wouldnt feel guilty about walking away from having made a difference.

Yes, you are a cuck.

I want to see all the porn/gay/masturbating/wwyd threads stop being spamposted in Sup Forums when there are appropriate boards even on this very fucking website. How about you?

>f
...in my dreams.

I'm m

I'm bi, straight fantasies are easier to fulfil.

Jesus Christ kill yourselves you godless sexual fiends

I want to fuck my clone while we both are dressed up as a girls

And how does that come up in a conversation

Jesus just woke up, he is in NO MOOD to deal with your shit.

I've posted his number many times on Sup Forums too. One time he was dumb enough to send moar pics to the user pretending to be a girl but the fag wouldn't share any new pics

Bump

Only women can be bi, and even then its a temporary plea for attention. Stop being a faggot unless you are going full fudgepacker. Bi people are annoyingly self-righteous. Dont be a cunt. Your experimentation usually makes your ilk act accordingly.

I also wish that every Australian who travels to Bali gets chemically castrated. But letsnot discuss that

lol he very made and he projecting very hard

Why do you carry yourself like a nigger

i want to get paid for sleeping... well that's a fantasy

Usually just the 'so what kind of stuff are you into?' question. Half the time when I state this fantasy, guys find it hot or can relate. Maybe its just hot for other guys cus my friends happen to be twink-looking though

1/10 made me reply

Getting edged and lubed for like hours on end by a guy that over 60

You man-likers just cant help but spread aids can you. Disgusting.

Drop his number then

I want to be beaten up unconscious and raped while i'm out, sadly my bf gets too scare and doesn't really hurt me

You're retarded. You can't post this shit on /hm/, /hm/ is for porn only.

I want this to happen to me, preferably while another man is breeding my gf.

Small dick asians get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This.

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If you say it to someone whose not a faggot they will feel threatened and hopefully set your gay ass straight. No pun intended

I want to fuck a woman ready to pop