Tips for going down on a woman

Tips for going down on a woman

If you smell perfume in that area, run the fuck away as fast as you can.

...they're trying to hide something that hygiene products can't.

Just do the ABC'S and you'll be fine.

Just pay attention to her reactions. The basic stuff most women will enjoy but if you wanna drive her wild, listen to her breatheing and the way her body moves.

I wish my woman would let me go down on her. She's quite prude

I have a problem Sup Forumsros

my girlfriend and I have tried having sex but gotta be safe with it, so I tried using condoms

the problem is, as soon as I wear the condoms my penis goes flaccid and its really hard for me to get hard, so I havent been able to penetrate her.

Anyone has had this situation? how do you deal with it?

Don't be grossed out by blood, there will be a lot of it when you rip her clit off with your teeth

The ABCs thing is complete bullshit. There needs to be a certain rhythm to it.

Most of those cunts look revolting.

If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

Im gonna guess you're nervous while you're putting it on. You're thinking about it too much and turning yourself off.

It's ok to be gay.

You should do it in the dark and then not put the condom on. And when she gets preggo accuse her of cheating. Since you always wear a condom

I'm glad you have people that support your lifestyle

I mean this in all seriousness, but don't shy away from using a little teeth. Don't go overboard, but it can drive women wild

I don't eat pussy. If she wants to have a threesome I'll let the other girl eat her pussy, but oral is for women only.

Ok, so here's the thing: with women, it's 90% psychological. Arousal is key. What you want to do is get her so turned on and so frustrated that by the time you touch her, you'll barely need to do anything.

Tease her. Start with light kissing, almost just brushing her lips. Move on to shallow tongue, then deep. Once you've been doing the heavy making for a bit, start kissing her neck a bit. Move down toward the collar bone. Then back to her face. Repeat a few times. Eventually, kiss down her neck and collar bone and make your way to her tits. Start licking, kissing, suck, gently caressing. Again, alternate between her tits and kissing. After a while of this, start down her belly. All of this should take 20-30 minutes or so.

Start down her belly towards her pussy, but again, go back up to her face several times. Go back down towards the pussy, but never touch it directly. Kiss her belly, her pubic area, her thighs. Rub her ass, thighs, tease and titilate, but no direct stimulation. Again, do this for 20-30 minutes.

Now, it's finally time. Slow move your fingers to her pussy. By now, she'll be soaking already. Start with a little gentle rubbing, then insert one finger. Finger her for a bit, she'll be drenched and squirming already by now.

Now you go for the kill. Put finger number 2 in, curve upwards and rub her g-spot with a decent amount of pressure and keep a fairly fast, consistent rhythm. Rub her clit with your thumb. Keep going until she cums. It won't take long.

You may need a bigger condom. They're not one size fits all, despite what most people think. If your condom is too tight, it can be very hard to maintain an erection and greatly reduces sensitivity.

Try some larger condoms. You don't need a horse cock to need large condoms. I'm average, but very thick and I had the exact same problem. Using larger condoms made an enormous difference.

Or they didn't expect it and ran to the bathroom to clean up quick.

This. Or they just want to smell pretty for you.

That may be it, or maybe the feel of the condom just doesn't feel right, maybe I should jerk off a few times with them so my body gets to like it.

Cock ring

Get her to put the condom on for you, let her play with it as she does. Make her put on a show for you when she does it.

It will help

Only tip you should follow is don't eat a roast beef pussy.

Like ever.

Try different condoms. I had the same -
some models may be too tight for you

my penis is less than average so maybe a bigger condom will slide off

But have you ever had your mouth on it?
Didn't think so

Roll the condom over your balls

I keked

It's not the length, it's the girth. If you're thick, you need a bigger one. Also, trying to put regular sized condoms on a thicker dick is difficult and can take some time, which often results in a loss of erection.

If you're not girthy, then it's probably a nervous thing.

What's a cock ring going to do?

Roast beef? Try a little teef.
If you see mayo, stay away-o.
If you taste copper, say Cu later.
If things get bloody, don't kiss her, buddy.

Ever try the toilet paper tube test?

I've dealt with that problem when I first started having sex and it was just nervous.
Just put it on and if you get soft then have your girl jerk you off. You'll get hard in no time. Eventually you'll just get used to it and you'll be rock hard while rolling it on.

but they vary between brands and countries

Whats it like going down on a young teen girl? Anyone tried it? aged 10-13

ugh, I went down on a college freshman who used that FDS spray. Shit made my tongue numb.

No, you weirdo!

Ah, nvm then.

Gtfo you pedo dweeb.

also -always clean your teeth + rinse with mouthwash or some antiseptic afterwards - you will avoid so many sore throats

Restricts blood flow from your penis. Put it on, get hard, tighten the ring, boom, eternal boner!

>b offering some sound advice.

whats this? where is the faggotry?

14. It was hairy and she would only let me do it under the covers so I couldn't really see it.

We're all fags who help each other get laid.

Usually as long as the Sup Forumstards or edgy 15 year olds don't show up, shit tends to be fairly civil.

Pretty much this.

Oh i thought you were implying that a cock ring will stop you from cumming and letting sperm out. Nvm.

Cocaine.

>Rub her clit with your thumb. Keep going until she cums.
Why is it that eveyone in this thread has to write in bad verse?

Condoms are just terrible, try getting her birth control pills. That's how I solved it.

thanks bro

We're all poets and don't know it.

Give it a shot if you keep going limp while putting on a rubber.

Why is this?

It must be really nice. A virgin vagina, pink, smooth and beautiful looking, that has never has another cock in it before

Thanks for the tips guys

nothing special

hygeine products actually take away the helpful bacteria that keep vagoos clean. hence, the fishy smell

and i usually just use two fingers or a vibrating dildo and focus my tongue on the clit after chewing on it through her panties for awhile

I don't want to date or love a child in that way and I would never attempt it but I really wonder what its like having a young girl's pussy and ass in your mouth. I had a dream recently where said nameless young girl sat on my face naked and we 69'd. Hairless, right before puberty. If I could go back in time, I definitely would be eating little ass and pussy when I was that age. I had opportunities to but didn't because I was an idiot. Multiple cousins of mine, in the 8-12 age range, asked to see my dick and wanted to show me their pussy but I said no get away from me. lol

Whilst what you say is good advice, holy hell if it takes an hour to get a girl really worked up, you're doing it wrong. I'm just lucky that my gf cums from penetration like 3 times a session, fuck this long method fam

You CAN do it quicker mate, but my way is more fun. It's not all about the destination.