Why hasn't there been a Bioshock movie?

Why hasn't there been a Bioshock movie?

No one's even talking about it.

it's unfilmable


and the ending is shit

also the sequels were shit

No actress is beautiful enough to play Elizabeth

Yes, but we need Bioshock movie, not Biocock Infinite tho

The games didn't do well enough to be considered for a movie
Gamekino is incredibly high standards

only the first scene with the sound off is good in that animation.

Can you imagine the kind of worthless, vapid, socially stunted creature that actually wants movies based on video games?

I thought I'd heard a while back about one, but like most video game movies nothing ever materialized.

>make fun of modelmaker publicly because his models are actually shit
>say you will never use them because they suck
>use them in a promotional poster
its too bad they pretty much have a monopoly on this shit

They were very close to filming Bioshock.

The director of Pirates Of The Carribean and Rango (Gore Verbinski) had it cancelled at the last minute.

Basically the studio said;

>You can film it in L.A. if you stick to a PG-13
>You can have an R if you film it in Bulgaria

He said no, and they scrapped it.

Pic realted - Concept art.

The games were practically movies anyway. Also it wouldn't do well at the box office because the general public don't care about 'le ebin deep story' like fans of Bioshock talk it up to be.

How is it unfilmable

Bioshock was canned after watchmen failed, studios saw it as a sign that R-rated fantasy movies were not viable

Once again, capeshit ruins everything

He's stupid

Fuck Bioshock

System Shock movie when?

Im not sure if the "would you kindly" twist would be the same on screen. Its a clever gameplay mechanic because of the meta of playing a video game itself, but on film it would just be a guy being mind-controlled

The problem with the games is that the story (at least the first and Infinite) was built around meta aspects of video gaming. Put the story into film and it loses that aspect that made it so enjoyable. You'd need to change it around to be meta about films.

it was just Atlas Shrugged except fun

Because you have to somehow unfold the entire plot in a way that makes sense without giving away the plot twist, which will basically be impossible.

I can't stop Sup Forums help

This, in the film it would just be "would you kindly" every 2 minutes unless they changed it around a little

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whoa............

theres loads of good liz animations, dont feel ashamed, fap away

not enough, never enough

The twist of the first game only really works if you're playing it.

>literally scanned a cosplaying whore

>The games didn't do well enough
What? I thought the first one was regarded as like one of the best games of all time

I'm sure if you gave Uwe Boll enough German tax dollars he'd do it

>the ending is shit
FUCKING KEN LEVINE ELIZABETH IS MY WAIFU
I"LL FUCKIING KILL YOU FUKCKL