My penis, should i an hero?

my penis, should i an hero?

Do t worry. You look ok when erect.

Ffs how many threads are you going to make ?

SAGE OP IS FAG

moar of your cute dick op :x

this is the third
no i like girls
flaccid or erect?

Yes because I'm sick of this thread.

Don't confuse your retardation with trolling.

how long is it ?

I wonder if pushing in your dick like right pic is bad for it

how the fuck does it retract like a fucking turtle

erect like 5.5 inches, flaccid sometimes negative .5"
i didn't push it in
it just does

If you have made 3 threads and haven't gotten an answer, just go away.

thats one hell of a party trick

why kill yourself when your dick is big during errection?

>implying this is not the most impressive dick I saw in my entire life

Do you want to be know as Retractus Rickus the alien shlong? Don't kill yourself because this is the next step in evolution.

>i have an average size penis, should i commit suicide?

you should kill yourself for asking such a dumbfuck question

known*

still saging this for spamming this board with your alien dick

...

it's so cute and lil

why does it look like it's blowing kisses...

I'm the same way. It sucks on a nude beach, but I'm just over 5.5 hard.
I've had plenty of women, no complaints.
You can't change it, learn to deal.
I went to Hedonism last year and I was mortified at first. By day three who cares?

Are you me?