Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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youtube.com
twitter.com
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Still here
and
Ah I love them
I like mccree roadhog and mercy
Why not?
From what I've heard he was typing in a different way
B85
W59
H87
HARDMODE: Your waifu must be of legal age to marry in your country or at least out of high school.
Rea are you around?
still here
I want the jacket
カラミチーマス
>love
>me
Ha.
Hahaha.
Last thread. I can get an archive screenshot.
We'll see.
Claiming best girl.
That's all?
ok
Think so, love user/mystery guy not spotted since then
I like mercy to but fuck roadhog that hook fineds me every time
wow you just got up I still haven't gone to bed
Mine
Its better than it was.
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Also yes please on screenshot
don't
you ruined my lurking now
President was best girl
shirley yeager
>merican
Ah come on thats no fun
you are best girl too
Nah m8
Roadhog fucks you
Alice was definitely best girl!
Second was Noise
We got a little suspicious, there are too many ads on the archive I use, so it's up to you to confirm if it's love user. Mind you, he didn't have a trip as Taiga mentioned, since he would have one.
Claim
I'm not fun
didn't get to the alice part, also meant as user you are best too
That is true Jumping to the side to break LOS is the only way to try and escape
Participate
Hi are you back?
I think we'll have to ask it to love user himself, as he knows the true answer
Well what do you do for fun?
Yeah way better than before
We don't know if he had a drink or two yet, because he is with family right now.
Looked through the archive. Seemed like love user to me.
Ah, that could be it.
If I leave unexpectedly, I'll probably come back with a ._.'
Yeah
yea yea I know
don't.
You havent told me why
I wouldn't really know, I've been on and off lurking here, I always saw hearts when love user was here
What a lucky bird
:(
He did make a sudden leave when Taiga said something about the trip.
Okay, I'll look out for it.
Can I claim a waifu and a husbando?
That's the first time I've seen a penguin fly.
Yeah. Hearts were missing, but that doesn't say much tbh.
Hmh, the trip eh
It's like a signature right?
I won't now I'll go back to my thing
oh you!
they did 911
DO you play and competitive? what rank you at?
Where did you go to?
Waifu or husbando not 2
Too bad I claim Tatsumaki and Fafnir.
Nowhere tbh, I just wasn't on for a bit. I was mostly playing video games
Might've been for other reason too.
Can they melt steel beams though?
Killua Zoldyck. He's mine.
>tfw when you can't fully decide your true waifu and you end up having a shitty harem of 2d girls
Dafuq even is my life anymore Sup Forums?
I realized, I probably consume well over 3000 calories per day, yet can't gain any fucking weight
Fine.
I have a bit. Always hit plat each season
Yohane a cute
Oh me?
This
I lost 35 pounds over the last six months and can't seem to gain any of it back.
>Misaki Claimed
A do what you want, I ain't your mom. What you up to?
What video games were you playing?
Same as me then
Ask Taiga what it is.
Family?
I could probably eat 7500 calories and not gain a single pound.
Hello Misaki.
Talking about taiga, where'd he go?
it kinda sucks, really
My diet is extremely unhealthy, I'll probably have a heart attack before I gain 10 pounds
Yeah plat is average
tfw can't build a mob farm to save my life in MC
Hello Rem
I can't even eat a normal amount anymore. Whenever we order pizza I just eat a few breadsticks now and I'm full.
Being a normal weight and BMI sucks.
I'm switching
I was playing this one game called "legend of dark witch". It's kinda like megaman
why not?
He ran off or something
That is not safe. Drink water to help yourself out.
How are you today?
I guess I'm just stupid and don't understand mob spawns.
Light levels seem fine, Must be too close to my bed or something.
waifu discord
join weebs
discord.gg
Some days I can eat a lot, others i don't really eat anything at all
I mostly drink milk
But with summer coming around, I'll be drinking a lot of water
Please check the appropriate box to determine if you're a winner or not.
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] No
Winners don't switch waifus
Oh,I'll ask him when I see him
I'm ok. I re-discovered why I hate video games; all of a sudden its 10:00 pm and there went my weekend.
You?
I eat plenty, just not all at the same time. I have to spread it out or I get stuffed asap. And I used to laugh at my girlfriend for not eating as much as I used to when I was chubby.
>bebop is a mod
No thanks.
Indeed, and I try my best to be a nice husband towards her.
What a shame, honestly.
Which is exactly why I've never done so :^)
For example, yeah.
Ehh its okay
I relay want to get in to diamond that is why I am learning reinhardt
I Just Looked it up on steam and it looks good and it is cheap I might get it
youtube.com
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>filename related
Acceptance means you're a winner anyway.
bebop is a janitor here too
I definitely recommend it
I dont care. It means almost nothing really
No it doesnt.
>Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[x] Absolutely
I'm not sure how they spawn.
I always lure them from far away.
We think along the same times, I see.
Done. I have bought it I will hold you to the promise of it being good
Yes but I am an over competitive bitch.
Oh. Well that would factor into it.
Good to hear
That's a shame, then.
>Absolutely
That's the spirit, mate!
Can't have win in all of my filenames without a charlie joke somewhere in there.
Milk is always nice to have, but water is more important.
I might ask too if I see him.
The day goes slow for me even if I'm at my computer for five hours.
I'll try to ask later.
>Milk is always nice to have
Wrong, milk is what you give someone when you want them to leave your house.
she has nice legs
this show was pretty good on the tights screen
>[X] Yes
The only acceptable answer.
Half of the things in that gif are food, but I would have the luck of getting the cactus if I tried to pull out the hair bun.
Was it time well spent, or a bunch of time sunk into grinding/sidequests/going autismo for achievements?
Why?
>nice trips
Well, I'm gonna finish some other stuff, cya tomorrow ._.'