*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

what do you do

Rub it's belly

Steal it
>Inb4 nigger

PET DOGGO

GIVE TREATS

pet

kick that nigga to mars

get a bulldog
>pic related

...

pick up hug and inform that we're both going nigger hunting

squeeze

give it pets

Run away with it so you'll never have a dog again

*Block its path*

...holy fucking shit

Call it a good boy.

Inb4 get another dog?

Go buy a jar of peanut butter.

Crackers steal too. It's ok nigger.

Use laser pointer to distract it, then sneak by it.

pet doggo and give him treat

love forever

WINRAR

Kick the little shit out of the way

lick it's nose and roll around on the ground until it plays with me enough to fall asleep

then watch it run around aflame.