Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed

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rabb.it/MorganIsCute
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

still claimering

claimed

>winning girl claimed
(Milk-drinker)
you can still redeem yourself.
You seem okay enough.

(Tomo)
'Good' depends on what side of the slash you're on.
Subs outnumbered doms wildly, which I meant I was in the minority.

(Yuno)
Pissed works, too.

OF COURSE YUUKI IS AWESOME!

My parents care, but I've never really cared much. Free candy, though!

Just typical cafeteria food lol, so basically terrible food

still here

xd still had the meme piety trip on

owo who's this :3

B85
W59
H87

Kurumi claimed

Claimed

>free candy
My old man and I used to go out the day after holidays like this and buy the discount seasonal candy for cheap as hell. It was a fun tradition.

I should go get him some tomorrow.

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カラミチーマス

Who wants to hear a retarded joke

But I like milk

I do :o
(is it your life decisions)

Yes so it is not like my swimming has gone to waste, I just repurposed it form a sport in to a job it is like reconciling but with a skill
Another cuck
They sound good but i will have to ad pissed because Youno can do pissed quite well
1. why would you cheat 2. grow a pair and take charge 3. this is imaginary

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Still here


and


It wasnt fun. Its good you have some time for yourself. That sucks. No just the normal. Im working towards it about 40k xp to go. They also are doing weird things on the test server
Yeah pretty much.
Thats the perfect place then.

I do the same, also on Valentines too!

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QOTT: How was your Easter. Is your family disappointed in your life choices?

Who else likes getting those large hollow Easter eggs, freezing / cooling them, then smashing them into a bowl for easy pickings?

Did you draw an S on her cup?

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I had a nice easter, my parents have accepted my life decisions and don't really care

No love lost for that stuff.

Started the new job yet?

(Winner)
A lot of that too was memorizing patterns, any level with disappearing blocks/platforms comes to mind. With the new stuff in X, bigger levels was only natural since while things were still linear for the most part, you could backtrack, or explore further in terms of height.

(Juvia)
Hopefully, that's the crappy part about dropping a couple of games to start, not much room for error even at home. I pretty much decided to bandwagon on with the Leafs, if only because of the in-laws being from the Toronto area.

(rory)
We gotta use the eggs, or end up giving them away- for now the birds are in full laying mode, but they'll slow down once the heat comes in and they start the summer molting. Even after splitting with others in the family, we still have 3 dozen plus another half. If you ever need laying chickens, Orpingtons come highly recommended from personal experience.

I worked
And I don't care what others think

I'm not fully getting it

Yes I did.

Ye, I always need some time to decompress after family gatherings, especially big ones like this. Sounds like you're getting somewhat close, which one exactly are you getting?
And what's going on on the test server? :o

user why didn't you bring home a girlfriend this year? Everyone else in the family is already married and having kids but you haven't done anything!

My parents would only care if I came out as gay or did sonething that royally fucked my life.
My parents dont have space for chickens. Also having a husky pup with them is a bad idea in general.
1 - Chill the chocolate eggs
2 - smash the eggs into a bowl
3 - no more holding large eggs, you now have mouthfuls of portioned chocolate.

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Same, I only eat it if I'm con campus and need a quick bite to eat, I mostly cook at home

Because I'm busy with school

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Got any plans coming up?
Nah I got a job witch lets me travel m8

Jokes on you, I'm the second oldest of the kids, nobody is married yet


>He can't fit an egg in his mouth

I hope you relax well. I am getting the chinese 113 heavy tank. Fast and with a big gun. They added tier 9 and 10 Light tanks. Thing is they nerfed them to the point where they are worse than medium tanks at everything. The "problem" they had was they had too much dpm which is a load of shit. Those new tanks hit tier 8 medium tank dpm which is good but they couldnt take on other tanks in a direct fight. So wargaming hit the light tanks ablitiy to spot tanks. You know their fucking job. Now medium tanks do it better. For a light tank to be better at spotting the need to kit for it and even then they can only spot better from 10-30 meters instead of 25-60 like they used to. They also dont have tier 8 dpm either. Pretty much not worth getting anymore.
Nope. Im just a neet.

What do you call an obese feminist?

Trans Fat

Claiming best girl.

Have you ever brought home a nice girl user? I didn't think so!

So you didn't see them?

Everyone is busy with school yet they all are in health relationships and don't spend all day on the computer!

Are you gay!?!?! You haven't dated a nice girl yet

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Hello pretty purple hair
How are you?
Good easter and yes most likely
Yeah. But I'm hoping for a comeback. Or at least a game 7
And the leafs aren't bad, I'm surprised how well they're doing. They could easily be up 2-0 right now

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Killua has been claimed by me. Will fight to the death for him or play pattycake.

I feel icky when I have a mouth full of chocolate. Really rubs on my exposed gums.
A better worse joke
>my doctor advised me against trans fats
>so I stopped going to tumblr
Not gay. Girls dont interest me when I dont have the time or money.

Watching Jackass (the original one) if you want to join, we're about to start:

rabb.it/MorganIsCute

Hey friendo

Really? Did you just do that?

Eh, haven't met anyone

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Hai

Already relaxing perfectly :3
So it sounds like they revamped a lot of stuff? Always fun when games add a bunch of shiet. Not so much when they nerf your favorite thing :(


Pfffft, nice

Juuuuuuuuvia
(i think you're responding to me)
I'm good! It's finally getting hot so that's nice
How've you been?

Dubs can do anything.

I-I can be your girlfriend tonight user

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Wasnt asking you, Chen.

You should go to a concert or something there always good fun
No I see them but It is pretty good for my area to have a job with less you leave the country cos every one where I'm from is poor

I don't want to deal with family most of the time, why would I drag someone else into it?

TBH, I'm not a fan of sweets in general

But you're not even a girl.

No thanks, I don't like monogatari

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Good. Just arty. These new tanks havent been able to play with it. Its kind of bad because many people share my opinion
Nah. Ive been to a few and I havent enjoyed them

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Well thats fair enough I suppose.

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woawoawoa
did you draw that?
And hopefully they do something about it, if there's a big community opposition

But the question stands, can you fit an egg in your mouth?

Do you eat Ostrich eggs?

Have you punched a Kangaroo?

No. I cant draw. There is but I feel it will be ignored.

Do you know much about eggs? Can you identify this?

I can
I do not. Its emus down here anyway, ostrich are in Africa
I have

Of course i was, you're the only one that i talk to with purple hair.
That's good, but where do you live? Is it cold in the winter?
I've been good, just trying to get my schedule changed at work

That's not true you drew a really good piccolo

What a pathetic bunch of faggots ya are

It was in a computer program, Way different. Also took like a week and a half or something.

Why would you think I'm an oologist?

Yes, that is the name of a person that studies eggs

So you eat emu eggs then?

Hey bit of a strange question but do you have your own place?

It's all a matter of practice :3
I believe they'll do something if enough people talk about it though

Wasn't too sure with the link being dead :P
I live in the NE United States, so it gets... pretty cold. Today was 90 degrees though, which was amazing, and hopefully it's going to stay this temperature
What's wrong with your current schedule? Hope it gets changed one way or the other

Hnnnnnnnnng that pic

revers google image search says this is a rock

You're magical.

I only thought of it because I was watching Wolfe Pit

Sometimes.

Trrue, huskies' prey drives get the best of them around smaller animals. We keep ours at the ranch, but it's only about an hour away so we're able to go anytime to check on things or collect eggs.

I'm more or less the same, used to eat out a lot more at work when I was in the field, but now that I'm a desk jockey, I usually take my own leftovers from something cooked the night before.

I got a chuckle out of that.

Yeah, usually their fanbase is full of hot air before the season starts, then they fizzle out later in the season. Would be nice to see them make things interesting.

No.
Its not something I like doing. Pfft a month down the line when nobody is playing those tanks.

Thanks, kid

neat

Claiming

I'm so sleepy, help
The past 2 days have been stupidly busy and I just want to sleeeep

What do you call a happy feminist?

I don't know I will tell you when I fined one

That's what I'll most likely end up doing. We do that here with dinner, just make a lot and eat it over the next few days

Lol I wasn't aware of that term for a person who studies eggs

Interesting... well it does sort of blend in with the gravel, which makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint of course.

what have you been busy with?

No problem G

Yo. Go to bed

...How exactly would Wolfe Pit inspire that joke?

Yeah... the cycle of buffing/nerfing is often way too slow in any game :(

woa
das a cute
What have you been doing to keep you up so much?

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?

loli kick

What are some of the things you make?

Simple things like pastas or tacos. The other night we made enough spaghetti for like 4 people when only 2 of us were actually eating, so we had a lot of leftovers

Yeah. Oh well.

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How many feminists does it take to get a real job?
>autistic screeching
youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800

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You just gave off the vibe that you did witch made me curious
Go to bed
Google is very good at geology, we should take googles word that this is where rocks come from.
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer

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Alright i understand yeah. I live in Michigan so it's like the NE but just not as much snow. It was warm here too thankfully
They have me working mornings/early afternoons and it was fine for a while but then i started doing more stuff later like being on here or watching anime or just hanging with friends so I'm trying to get it switched to late afternoon and evenings.
I was surprised they made it in but with the wings not being competitive and all it opened up a spot in the east. I'd be ok if they won. I decided to fill out one of thier brackets for the playoffs and i have Washington losing to Pittsburgh in the 2nd round anyway.
I'd like to see Calgary, Edmonton, or Columbus do something but i doubt any of them will
As long as it's not Pittsburgh or Chicago winning it all
Hello kanna-sama!
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>pats head

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

I told her "in HD"

I think I said it a few times