Just awoke from a year long coma

Just awoke from a year long coma....

What's been missed?

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first orange president

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Club penguin shutdown

Runescape shut down because of gold farmers.

what's a gold farmer?

ooo... progressive

OP has loose again...

chinks

gotcha

nothing
there are still jews and niggers
go back to sleep

The great purge will soon begin. Soon Islam will be eradicated

Muslims and Jews are always bad news

as long as every other fantasy goes with it, that will be just peachy

Kek agrees!

WW3 happening

boom

Let it happen. The planet is overpopulated with close to 8 billion people

Not enough besides Sup Forums has continually gone to shit

8b people.....!!!!? going back to sleep

When WASN'T it shit?

Aye, Sup Forums has shat it's pants all right

Why don't you volunteer to be the first to go?

Over population isn't the problem, the problem is that all the wealth is going to the 1%

And yet the rest are lazy fucks

if the 99% were lazy then the 1% would be just as poor

That 1% rhetoric is old and tired. The reason they're rich is because they never bitched about how hard it is. Life is hard, get the fuck over it, and get of your lazy welfare collecting asses and fucking MAKE yourself rich.

Just 8 people have more weath than 2.5 billion. Are they all lazy fucks?

looking at girls is rape unless you're a muslim and then you can literally rape and it's ok
go back to your coma bro, shit's all fuck

It all started with this fucking gorilla...

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

In America alone there are more welfare leeches than workers, you fucking tell me.

you know nothing

Your best friend is fucking your wife, and there are zombies everywhere.

Nate Silver owes A LOT of people money

More than you apparently

So...it all started with a fucking Gorilla...

who's fucking my wife?

We get it, obama sucks

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Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl, then retired.

The Chicago Cubs are the World Series Champions and Donald Trump is President of the United States. Also, aliens resurrected Elvis and cloned Mickey Mouse in his rectum with cells from Jesus's siamese twin.

Black Lives Matter

I suppose you're right. who would know more about my life than you..? It's a fair cop.

Hey those fuckers made me pay a high ass gas bill

>legion

Pats cheated again

I know right..... He's a total cunt... And still knows nothing

THE WORLD IS A LIVING HELL

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About as fair as literally saying the same thing.

Chek'd
And the Chicago White Sox had a game canceled because Niggers.

Nice trips

Did the Carolina Panthers do the same thing?

Oh wait yeah they did because of a nigger who got shot for resisting arrest. Go figure

words... they are your tools

i know you were just trying to be funny, but that was their plan all along

that's why they financed both sides in war in the first place

He never said he knew more about your life, he just said he knew more, you fucking idiot
>>you know nothing
>>more than you apparently
Where in that interaction did he say he knew more about your life than you?
Be ashamed of yourself

Thats why this time we go after them and the muslims. That way we get rid of central banks and OPEC in one purge

Not on Sup Forums they aren't.

>get the fuck over it, and get of your lazy welfare collecting asses and fucking MAKE yourself rich.

Whoever woke up from the coma was fucking lucky, they missed 2016.

kek

Why? It was the year of Meme Magic

wtf are you rambling on?
2016 was a great year, bunch of faggots died and trump was elected president

Too bad everything between the Deadpool, Cubs winning, and the TrumpTrain victory sucked

>deadpool
wew

Fuck you, Deadpool was perfect

3662 Niggers were shot in Chicago.

Not enough imo

That seems low. feels like more would have been shot..

Quit fucking copying me asshole!

because that's something anyone can just get up and do.

Oh, Samurai Jack is back!

I don't get it..

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Are you a wealthy person mister?

trump started world war 3

Are you like a god now?

How could the fag from "the apprentice" possibly start a war?

fuck yeah
shit's cash
it was great before, but i like it even better now when the whole season is one big story and he kills little girls for fun

There's evidence from my existence... So no.

If by wealthy do you mean that i have elevated from lower middle class through hard work, wise advice, and determination? Then yes I'm quite wealthy.

Ashi got a tight hole game though

Im calling that Jack and Ashi repopulate his home at the end

Are you implying that more than half of the population are unemployed? I hope you're not.

Well niggers ARE from Africa so...

What do you do for a living?

I own a landscaping business and i buy sell and trade cryptocurrency.

I'm currently in the process of starting a cloud mining contract for Ethereum

Half of my capital gains funds my business while the other half allows me to live in comfort

A large portion of the population are old or children.. He's using that stat to make you think that most are mooches, and that he is one of the steady few keeping his country, and his country alone afloat.. He's a faggot best left alone.

And before you ask, yes i am happy with what i do.

You certainly are very busy.

And which one of the three fags that replied are you..?

No no no, you said America. American unemployment rate right now is 4.9

You can't go over there yelling: hurr durr all niggers are homeless trashh!!! hurr everyone who's not a rich person is a lazy fuck huuu!!!

You're wrong. Horribly wrong.

I work 16 hours a day yet i feel like a well oiled capitalist machine

for how many day?

(days)

Every day. Money never sleeps.

Thousands of miles away and still I can smell your lies.

Say what you want. I'm still making my money.