How did Sup Forums change your real life?

how did Sup Forums change your real life?
are you a different person after all these years?

I'm a baneposter.

I started sucking cocks

I am now afraid to talk about movies with anyone in real life for fear of being accused of being either plebeian or pretentious.

Me, I serve crab legs.

It literally gave me literal autism.

It didnt. I've always been a shut in that hates everything and obsesses over women

no

The interracial cuck meme ruined my life.

I'm not exaggerating. It made me quit my job and my girlfriend left me because of it. Its a long story but basically I'm paranoid of black men fucking women I know, am dating, female family members etc. And I'm paranoid that they're all lying about it. I've also become extremely self conscious about my dick size. I had a break down that cause me to leave work early and cry in my car in a parking lot for hours and my boss fired me over it.

Even seeing the word 'blacked' makes me dizzy and want to vomit. I'm seriously considering seeing a psychologist or something but as you can imagine its extremely embarrassing.

I'm taking a shit and laughed so hard i launched blood all over the bowl
Like I legitimately might have torn my anus

This. More people on here should admit they are like this. I definitely was though I've stopped caring about a lot of things now and it's going a bit better I must say.

Now people wonder why I wear the mask.

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I read aSoIaF. Baneposting is now forever ingrained into my dna. That's probably about it.

I laugh whenever I see Aiden Gillen in anything.

Has made me more depressed. Sup Forums dislikes everything. Especially everything. I feed off the hate.

Not really. Everything I know about film I learned outside this board. The culture here I don't really relate to that much - I think the impulse to come here is like the same thing that makes a person channel surf - I don't have television so this is a board that I know moves fast and I'll get an easy laugh from.

All I can say I've gotten from here besides some laughs, are maybe a little bit of insights into meme culture - but I've gotten that more from Sup Forums as a whole - which was the main reason I came here... and, well, mission accomplished there. Everything I was focused on and working on over the years otherwise I was never distracted from, so it's fine. I'm pretty willful in the end.

Ultimately, the biggest change or effect is just that I find that Bane scene really funny for whatever unexplainable reason.

This. He just has this uncanny effect now.

nice ellipses faggot, do you have a blog?

I'm a cunnybro now

back to plebbit "bro"

kek

Been here since 05 and I cant say Sup Forums changed me but ive changed a lot since then, went through severe depression, being fat, shut in, etc all the cliches and now after years I unJUSTed myself but I still come here mostly for the memes (I dont post any) and the ocassional thread with people my age and discuss Robocop or some other shit.

I would like to give a word of advice to young anons, ive been on Sup Forums during various periods in my life, when I was a shut in I was here a 24/7 for a couple of years and sure I had fun but it became all I did so be careful because this place can be a double edged sword, in some of my worst times I came here and felt great just by talking to another human even if it wasnt face to face, no joke this place saved me a couple of times from going insane from lack of human contact, now that im older and I have perspective I would also like to give you this advice DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, this is just an image board on the internet, the moment that you feel you arent having fun posting/browsing here GET OUT at least for a week and go outside, even if its going to the store and talking to the cashier, keep that human contact because if you keep ignoring real people you will feel more and more disconnected over time.

i was usually a btard but started coming here to shitpost and troll r/edditors

just turn off the screen lmao

Angrier and a loss of faith in humans.

I've been burdened with reading the dumbest shit ever posted online about movies/tv shows over these past few years. Idiotic theories and ideas, horrible reading comprehension, people unable to debate without greentexting, a general lack of intellectual depth, etc.

I'm not asking for a College education, but sometimes I genuinely believe I'm speaking with teenagers who just started High School or still need to write book reports.

I lurk mostly now because I can't be bothered to call everyone on their bullshit and idiocy. It'd be a full time job with me working overtime.

I get fucking crazy when I'm on this board or any board for longer than a few minutes. You know the whole board after about 1 month and from there you only come here to find the "good" stuff that you saw in the beginning that is now old to you, but you need to come back because somewhere there could be a good thread here

this board is shit and if you take anyone's opinion here seriously kys. this board is full of pseudo intellectual retards.

Sup Forums is literally red dit tho

I got excited and shouted when watching an old movie with my dad and the word "kino" appeared on the screen at the beginning and immediately felt like a turbo-autist

This actually broke my heart. If you need someone to talk to, hit me up. (I'm completely serious)

I have to hide my power level irl all the time.

It's hard really. When DiCaprio got the fifth Oscar nomination last year I mentioned that it shouldn't be such a big deal, Roger Deakins just got his 13th Oscar nomination and still hasn't won any.
Then they asked me who the fuck is he and when I said uttered word "cinematographer" I was viewed like such a pretentious douche.

It's sad, I watch most movies in secret because if any of my friends/family saw that I watch a let's say black and white movie I would get shit on for a week.
One of the reason why I'm alone most of the time

It made all the memes bleak compared to peak baneposting.

blacked

I drive

I definitely think more about why I like movies and TV shows thanks to Sup Forums

*tips fedora*
my fellow intellectual, yes, this place is problematic but I didn't give up try to educate the masses

I laugh at stupid shit more often, so I guess Sup Forums maymays fried my brain.

BLACKED
DOT
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On Saturday night I told my mate's wife she had nice feet

> no mention of feet

So everyone already had a foot fetish?

my life changed after i got dubs

yup

shit bro your life just changed n shit

Yeah this, Sup Forums awakened my foot fetish
>hiding your tastes
>not talking to your friends about the film you watched last night and about the director and how you liked a certain scene and the way it was filmed
pleb

>feet fetish
>not hairy armpits
when did Sup Forums get so massively gay?

meme

Are you serious? You do know the BBC meme is just that, a meme right? Caucasians and Hispanics have on average the biggest dicks.

When Africans are ASKED what their dick size it, they are large. When African dicks are actually measured, they are small. You really shouldn't let yourself be influenced by internet memes and porn industries which specifically hires Blacks with larger dicks (even though they are not more common than in other races). Fuck, am I getting trolled? Nobody is THIS stupid, right?

*parps*

duuuh

white boy damage control

>dicklets

when will they learn?

I was skeptical with this feet thing but in the past few weeks I started "playing" with my gf's feet while watching movies

It gives me a semi-boner in no time

I stopped going to the movies alone.

But there is a large demand for big white cock in the porn industry. There's a shit ton of white dudes like yourself who feel like you have something to prove. There is zero reason for porn companies to turn away the white equivalent of Mandingo. The fact is: the talent pool simply doesn't bring the white Mandingo to the porn industry's door. Because he either doesn't exist, or statistically you couldn't find a guy with the equipment who is also willing to do porn.
>inb4 b-b-b-but Jonah Falcon.
He's just as poorly measured as the Africans you mentioned. And if you look at his lineage, he's actually part Cuban or something.

So for a group that is supposedly larger on average, whites really don't have much to show for it.

To be fair, as much as I really couldn't care less. It occurs to me that alot of whites probably have daddy's career to fall into if nothing else or family pressure to go to school. The same cannot be said for black males unfortunately. Porn might just be a way out of the ghetto for them. Hence the signing up more often

Aren't there more white male porn stars than black male porn stars?
I mean, you could reasonably assume that blacks go for porn carriers at a greater percentage. But still... ultimately, white people seem to make up the bulk of the industry.

I'm no expert. I just find it completely jarring how BLACKED and shit exist, yet I see massive white dicks in amateur randomly with no fetishizing or anything. Even if blacks are bigger on average, it can't be by much based on the extremes that I've also seen on whites. It's just puzzling really

It's really not that hard to understand. Black men fucking white women is considered taboo. Taboo things make men's peepees hard. The industry exploits this phenomenon in order to make money. The big dick thing is added as extra spice. Not only are black dudes taking the women, but they're better equipped. Hits men right in their insecurities. Which makes their peepees even harder.

I hate to admit it but all this meme forcing has gotten into my head and now memes pop-up in my head in reaction to real life. Like when something bad happens to me I think "JUST" or when someone says something confusing I think "what did he mean by this?".

Surely I can't be the only one doing this?

>"That's a big ____"
>"For you"
Every fucking time

It happens. I met this German guy and first thing that popped into my head:
>He's probably into scat

I came here just to post this. I like feet now.

patrician

i now find some celebs i used to masturbate to disgusting

I started to use a trip after three years.

>filtered

Sup Forums made me gay

It gave me a teeth fetish.

>Caucasians and Hispanics have on average the biggest dicks.
This is blatantly wrong. Even statistics that aren't self reported end up with blacks having bigger dicks. But not that much bigger.

I'm glad you are so insecure and affected by something so comical and unimportant as that. White males nowadays are so pathetic.
I hope you two cuddle and suicide together. I think that would be a suitable ending for you melodramatic cucks.

Wow.


Great thread !!!!


I'm really interested in your (((personal life))), Anonymous poster.


Thanks for sharing your blogposts with me!


Your life sure is interesting and exciting to read about!