Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there

What do you do?

Shoot him for trespassing in my house uninvited.

Kill him for the betterment of society

What was the point of starting this thread? Did you think 'Tee hee! I bet all those anons will lap up my le epic post XD'? Well, congratulations you got yourself a response. You're lucky I'm feeling merciful today, or there would have been hell to pay for the near aneurysm your post caused me. Stay in your dark moist basement and leave my board alone.

punch his FUCKING FACE IN

this

I tell Xiernaplica, stop shapeshifting.

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Shake his hand.

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>you reach up his sleeve and shake his entire hand with your index finger and thumb
Now what?

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Ask him to deport my virginity.

>rape

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your board?

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Grab him by the pussy

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Blow him

Just suck his fucking cock. Sloppy and deep. Craddle the balls and work that presidential shaft. Hum the Star Spangled Banner while I do it and let him bombard me with cum ordinances.

When hes finished, look up at him and say... "Now THAT was the mother of all bombs!"

You know, something patriotic.

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can youplease use ATK sets when you spam for awhile?

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ask for money

quit posting this shitty copypasta and
wash your hands

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Second this.

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Beautiful.

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Detonate

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the fuck is with those grandma panties?

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Turn three sixty deg. Then float out the door......

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Tell him to get comfy.

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he looks like he's about to dip his junk in yogurt

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that carpet is nasty and needs to be steam mopped ASAP

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impregnate her.

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