G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Got a DOTA match to play later.

Rent ain't gonna pay itself.

anime and waiting for rick and morty s3

The pain it would cause others for one. Just like being born, they didn't choose for me to be their older brother and all the emotional and psychological tethers that come with that.

That and I want to see the machines lay desolation to all humanity with my own eyes.

rick and morty is a bad cartoon.

>That and I want to see the machines lay desolation to all humanity with my own eyes.
how will that happen ?

They might not. But humanity might just go ape and attack out of fear. We think AI would want to go to war with us but the only reason war has ever happened for humans anyway was over resources and sometimes culture/religon. AI would not need gravity or a biosphere to survive. They could leave if it really became too much trouble to have us as neighbors.

But I doubt we could ever be a serious threat anyway. If the AI just become independent and did its own thing I'd be just as content in my death.

I just hope humanity isn't all there is in the end. That would be a horror.

My wife keeps insisting she loves me.

Plus, we have a big show tomorrow night. It's not every day you get to play with one of the original Misfits!

On a regular day I would've answered "Because Kizuna Ai", but after someone showed me this I'm seriously reconsidering...

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Its all god. I am one with god. Life is awesome. I give thanks and let go and let god.

>Plus, we have a big show tomorrow night. It's not every day you get to play with one of the original Misfits!
Misfits like from JEM and the Holigrams?
Praise him!

I don't have a reason

I'm drunk enough I want to mix with zopiclone but I'll probably die if I do.

I'm with the love of my life and she's been diagnosed with a short shelf life. Today is not the day I will kill myself. But that day will come all too soon when I end up losing her.

Your response made me kek. It was truly outrageous.

But no. I'm talking about those other Misfits.

Godspeed, user.

I'm seeing my escort tomorrow

poor glen, age has caught up badly.

I because if I die, who would reply to these threads.

Doyle, on the other hand, is still getting it done. He's who we're playing with.

yeah I love doyle. tell them to come to Canada plz (Ottawa.)

Apathy.

I still have Easter candy and cheap wine.

playingwithdoyletomorrownightfaggot here,

This is by far the best answer. Got me beat!

Today is my birthday, honestly I've put a lot of thought into killing myself today.

First off, please don't.

Second, how old are you? And why do you want to, on your birthday of all days.

Third, I know this sound vacuous and whatnot but... Happy birthday, user.

I hope it ends up being happy for you anyway.

what he/she looks like?

good point.
happy bday user.
stick around.

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LFT

Sex with gf and sex with another girl in exchange to help her cheat on math test

Where can we get the sauce for these?

sounds great.
i dont know.

Because I'm not a whiny ass lil cunt.

Its going to be great. Grade 10 math is so easy.
Pic related.

Bump

Jacob?

Must be dumb as bricks then. Looks like a major stretched out slut. But bet she sucks like a champ

Because you post this thread every day. You are an angel, user.

hope you have a good day bro.

I like to cum

me too.

And that's more than enough to keep going

She aint dumb. Just never paid attention in class and is trying to upgrade now.

i agree with you, it is.

It's my birthday

happy birthday user.i hope this year is ur best year.

Well the last 6 years have been totally fucked, but here's hoping. Thanks!

Yeeaaaaa, sure thing bub.

Don't do it. The thursday before last by nephew lost his battle with depression and hung himself. He hurt everyone around him way worse than he hurt himself. Four generations of people who loved him very much had to watch a loved one get put in the ground unnecessarily. He had a lot going for him and now there's nothing. I bottlefed him as an infant but he's gone and all that's left is a painted corpse in a metal box in the ground.
Don't do it.

:-) think positive.

Because I stay grinding all day except for when I'm on here looking at you pathetic fucks

how do we look from the grinding perspective ?

Cuz found out last night wife is prego with #2

Because it's more effort than i'm willing to expend. If I keep myself distracted, then nothing really matters that much.

I will believe what she says lol shes the one handing out sex for math answers.

Can I get an amen, and sauce?

Because I'm curious about what life will offer me next. Not in the hippie feel-good sense, though.

Because today's the day I get my life together.

lol I couldn't type that without laughing.

My nigga

DOYLE of the Misfits
Element a440, Half Past Dead, 1 LAST CHANCE, Graveside Breakfast
Canal Club

1545 E. Cary Street
Richmond, VA, 23220

Why do you put porn as the image?
If I thought these threads have any altruistic value, I would give you a pass, but I think you do it to make people feel like their lives are worthless without having three some everyday.

Too many video games I have played yet

>I'm seeing my escort tomorrow

There's something extra sad about how you've confused yourself into thinking she's "your" escort.

congratulations. g'luck getting your life together.
that's an interesting opinion.