/Heem/ MMA Rules Edition

Ideal Rules - I'll start:

Soccer field surrounded by padded walls.
No gloves
No rounds
No time limit no judges (finish only)
No women
No forced stand ups
Head kicks to downed opponents legal
Strikes to back of head legal
Groin/eye/spinal strikes, single digit manipulation, hair pulling, etc still illegal
5 Min rest for each
3 offenses=DQ

RIP 'MMA Boxing'

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Schaub and Mcgregor are both faggots

second

BASED RYAN HALL

Derrick Lewis vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Francis Ngannou vs. Anthony Hamilton
Corey Anderson vs. Sean O'Connell
Gian Villante vs. Saparbek Safarov

don't get mad

youtube.com/watch?v=2hRHT4Nlkyw

>"You're here because you're the easiest fight in this division."
-Eddie Alvarez, 2016

Thank you friend. Always a great pleasure to listen to the sharpest minds in MMA media break down the fights.

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Always said I liked both so I didn't care who won but Cruz is embarrassing himself

sounds like an r9k post

Is this supposed to be a funny thread asshole?

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Bump

Who /ABC/ here?

>coral springs

does she have like fucked up hands?

Black Beast
Ngannou
Corey Anderson's nipples
Safarov

Too bad she seems like a huge cunt.

Would fuck but would not call back.

Honestly wouldn't mind seeing an event like this lol

Reminder that cheeky Dana will save Khabib to sink the Conor train right before contract negotiations.

The UFC must have a new team dedicated to meme assessment. Nothing is touching the Paige card of course, but this is pretty close.

When is episode 2 of 206 vlogs gonna come out

dana pls

she looks like she went 5 rounds with Jamal blacked out after a successful tour de franzia

this is definitely her walk of shame

Soccer field with a HUGE circle painted on the ground.

You have to stay within the circle and if you get out, ref will reset your positions in the circle. of course he will be lenient if you're fighting on the ground or similar situations where you can't get back there. And he will give a lot of time for you to get back there. Not gonna be like a super strict thing. Just gotta make sure the fight stays in one general area. without having walls.

the point is to not have walls dude, can't just replace the cage with an even bigger cage.

You did not add me

BLACK
Hambone
O'CONNELL
Safarov

why is spergop awol
i'm scared lads

>no gloves
everyone's fingers are now broken
>finish only
what happens when they both gas out?

>Lando Vannata isnt the draw, it's Makdessi, Makdessi started his career by coming out with all the fancy moves, the side kicks, etc.

Dear lord he is MERCILESS with the TRUTH bombs

what wisdom will he impart next??

They are not only the PREMIER minds on MMA but on all matters of life

They are racial and political REALISTS, silly little drumpfkins don't realize how race and politics work, soon drumpf will be backtracking on half his promises and they'll be gasping in the figurative gas chambers

Eugene also dropped a wild TRUTH bomb on the quasi-faux-patriotic disgusting statist nationalism about standing for the anthem and blindly praising our leaders and the military

Good lord these men are blazing trails and blackpilling the masses

someone explain this meme to me

PREMIER

>Ronda will never blush after you kiss her tenderly on the cheek

why even live lads?

>White men unironically have these elaborate interracial fetishes

It's one 40 or 15 year old autist spamming shit about a bad podcast all night so he can piss people off and get the attention he doesn't have in real life

I miss happy Ronda, at least she was sort of cute in an ugly way

>sort of cute

She was cute until she got overhyped and let it go to her head.

Just imagine how great an Olympian's pussy must be lads...wew

Someone's upset at their own self-image

how will travis ever recover lads

I hope Gamebred ironically thanks god after a fight, because he'd be my boy then.

why did she have to fall for the kylie jenner meme lads
she was actually pretty

>ur opinion

It's Catlyn not Kylie idiot

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>Alpha Cuck

>tfw someone deleted the vocaroo

as if chad is really ocho cinqo

funny thing is how many Brazilian fighters have changed names.

who is Janigleison Herculano Alves?

New PED:s, new name

lmao sounds about right

Could Eddie beat Conor in a rematch?

Fun fact I somehow didn't know about: Joe Duffy was on TUF Season 12 (GSP-Kos)

Interesting note: Joe Duffy's fights on Fight Pass are not all on there, there is fights of Joseph Duffy, and Joe Duffy But if you search for "Joe Duffy", you will not his same fights under the name "Joseph Duffy"

His name is also misspelled as Joesph Duffy for his TUF fight

Dom talking shit to Cody's girl is pretty savage, didn't think he would do something like that honestly

Autistic rage is real

Remember when everyone was on his hype train thinking he would be the one to take out Conor again? Then he lost to Dustin and Nate beat Conor and it kind of went away

In fact, most of his Cage Warriors fights aren't even attached to his UFC.tv profile!!

"Make it at 170, tell him to be comfortable"

-Conor McGregor prior to UFC 196

>check her IG
>hasn't posted in like 3 months
>same on twitter
is she permaheemed lads

His hype isn't gone just cause he got wrestled by peahead. He's still a dangerous fighter and a top 10 guy in that division.

No

His fight with Poirer was underrated desu

Cub's gonna wrestlefuck Choi isn't he?

;__;

I've seen a lot of fixed fights before

This was a fix

The ironic thing about this is, Eddie Alvarez got a tittle shot because the ufc needed a credible chump for RDA to beat

Eddie got a title shot cause Tony and Khabib were unavailable.

Only thing he can do.
Edgar and Holloway broke him.

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I hope not. He's one of my favorite meme boys

>Soccer field surrounded by padded walls.
I guess.
>No gloves
Not if you want a long career. Gloves are to protect the person wearing them, not the other guy, so on.
>No rounds
Yes.
>No time limit no judges (finish only)
Yes.
>No women
Yes.
>No forced stand ups
No. I want a fight to the near death, not a wrestlefucking borefest a la Khabib.
>Head kicks to downed opponents legal
Yes.
>Strikes to back of head legal
This would imply the legality of 12-6 elbows, so yes.
>Groin/eye/spinal strikes, single digit manipulation, hair pulling, etc still illegal
Yes.
>5 Min rest for each
When?
>3 offenses=DQ
No offenses.

He was getting wrestled in that fight.

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For like a minute though

He's obviously no whiz on the ground, but he showed he wasn't completely helpless, and did well to defend transitions and scoot back up against the cage to stand up

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everybody relax

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another thread dedicated to /conor/. beautiful

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>being in the phantom tollbooth
Lmao @ your """"life""""

>/HEEM/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULE CHANGES NEEDED TO FIX MMA

1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Head butts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
11. Fights will take place in a large open space (~1 hectacre)

When will Tete a Tete and Rant of the Day come back?

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Lmao

Literally /ourboy/

>don't mess with my wife's son or his skin cream ever again

you and your wife's son stay far away from me and my wife's son and never speak to us again

>tfw King Nate will take his rightful place as the GOAT MMA journalist

when hall loses he's going to get his shit pushed in so hard

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The only podcast for alphas, amirite lads

I agree, he isn't ground dominant like Maia is, instead he is just good at frustrating the opponent with technicalities in the rules.

he'll get hoger gracie'd out of the sport