/nfl/ general - is it thursday yet edition

KC:Jeremy Maclin (groin) practicing in full
NYG:Update: Pierre-Paul didn't suffer sports hernia
NYG:Pierre-Paul (groin) visiting hernia specialist
KC:Report: Maclin 'should play' Thursday night
WAS:Jay Gruden wants Rob Kelley 'more involved'
DAL:Jerry: Cowboys do not plan to rest starters
NYJ:Bowles says he always planned to start Petty
SEA:Earl Thomas 'just needs time,' will 'be ok'
NYJ:Bowles says Petty will start final four games
NYJ:Jets get embarrassed 41-10 by Colts on MNF
IND:Dwayne Allen catches trio of TDs in MNF win
IND:Luck picks apart Jets w/ 4 TDs in MNF blowout

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>There are no injuries to report, per Andy Reid. Everybody will practice today for the #Chiefs.

Fuck the Raiders and their stinky trashy fanbase desu

>derek """"TYBC"""" carr in the 4th quarter vs. the based chiefs in the current year 2016
>strip sacked and loses possession on a do or die drive
>sacked again on 4th down on another do or die drive

POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER: 0 (ZERO)
POINTS IN THE ENTIRE SECOND HALF: 0 (ZERO)

NUMBER OF RAIDNIGGERS THAT WILL BE GENOCIDED ON THURSDAY: 53 (FIFTY THREE)

MARTY'S CRUSADE (18-3 VS RAIDERS AS CHIEFS HC) LIVES ON
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Chiefs will win

CHIEFS

>2002-2015
"hahaha Raiders suck"
>2016
w-w-w-w-w-well our fans are better

Feels so good to finally see all this butthurt, so satisfying

>his """"""QB""""""" is smeth
HAHAHAHA

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>The latest forecast for Chiefs-Raiders has Thursday night's kickoff temperature right around 20 degrees. It'll feel closer to 10. The Raiders haven't played a game in cold like this since 2007...just months after Derek Carr got his drivers license.

the chiefs have always and will always be the good guys

Why do people live that way? It's 60 and I've got the heater on. Places like that should be abandoned every winter

>60
>not comfy as fuck

you get used to it very quick. after experiencing a midwest winter, a 50 degree day feels like t-shirt weather

fuck the good guys
>Reminder that most people with native american blood support the Raiders

How the fuck can you be comfy when your balls are shriveled up

by not wearing shorts

will he continue his streak of consecutive MVP's every game?

most overrated ref pic related is the true MVP

>seahawks could clinch the division this weekend

and probably will, the NFCW is a total shit show since the 49ers fell of the face of the earth and the Tardinals have always been overrated as fuck

Hi guys I am a new trip. Go Broncos!

Carr has been in this league how many years now? He wasnt elite then and god knows he isnt fucking elite now

3rd year in the league.

His 2nd year he made it to the pro bowl
His 3rd year (current ) he is about to win MVP

Cuck bitch.

If he is so god damned good why did so many other QBs go before him in the draft???? Really makes you think

Wtf? Why is there a second /NFL/ general? Delet this OP.

Bad scouting and fears he'd end up like his brother

Post yfw kaep moves to Cuba without realizing he will be taxed 90% and have to give his shoes to fidels nephews .

>3-13
>7-9
>10-2 (current)

Name a Qb with a better turn around

>Who is Tom Brady?

Who is a system baby carried by his system, kicker, defense, kicking and refball in the playoffs?

Carr decided to select Tim Coach difficulty with only a kicker and a single safety as his support.

>implying anyone plays in the Pro Bowl
>listing that as an achievement


lel

Carr is shit, next year he'll get the Scam Newton treatment and go 4-12 a per susual

just let it end already

>Haha let's keep making threads early because I have to be the one who makes the thread!

Fucking autistic fuckwits.

raiders are literally winning on the backs of 2 guys alone, if either of them go down their season is fucking done

meanwhile the chiefs have like 7-8 guys who are playing at an elite level while battling injuries all season and are outplaying the raiders

oh look, a mad autistic nobody

Rams going to Super Bowl LV Cap this

Friendly reminder that Carr was only like the 8th best QB of his shitty draft class.

Tell me again how this season is not the biggest fluke QB play in the last decade?

The entire Raiders offense has been excellent. Saying they've been carried by isn't as accurate as saying they've been lead by Carr.

Their defense is being carried by Mack though. Irvin's the only other one who's even coming close to decent.

Who /scared/ here????

>second best OL in the league
>Crabtree, Cooper, Roberts and two RBs who can score by running or catching

>its only two 2

Here's your (You)

>2 guys

>blake Bortles a shit
>Bridgewater IR
>Manziel is a looney
>Garappolo is a system babby
>5-7 are literal whos
>9 and 10 ?????

guess someone had to step up

Are we, dare I say it, average?

>not seeing the abortion that was matt mcgloin during the carolina game

if carr goes down and the raiders are literally done for. meanwhile the chiefs have one of the best backup QBs in the league

>Crabtree hasn't seen Sherman all year


hmmmm really makes you think

>implying Connor isn't Cooking and waiting to shine

DELET

you will be after you upset the raiders

The old guard ain't dead yet, coltsbro. Getting real tired of these shitty flavor of the month meme teams (Raiders/Cheeves).

Happy for Spray Tan

problem is you need a guy to get it to your playmakers otherwise you have like a bortles or osweiler type situation

that and I think guys like crabtree and roberts wouldn't be having near the amount of success if they didn't have carr, neither of those guys are ever totally wide open and the throws they tend to catch are in small windows that not a lot of young QBs can hit

Why is he wearing two different kind of shoes?

Literally cannot prove me wrong.

Nick Foles is the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde of the NFL. His good games are great but his bad games are fucking horrid.

16 more quarters until we win the division bros

So, how has Jalen Ramsey been?

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in the last 7 games Detroit has 132 first downs, 13 offensive TDs and 2299 yards of offense
Green Bay in their last 7 games have 162 first downs, 22 (!) offensive TDs and 2664 yards of offense

lions offense peaked around game 6 while Rodgers was climbing his way out of a rut

I admit Stafford has been impressive but he's not leading close to an MVP caliber offense

The Lions offense always puts up subpar numbers but they win the game regardless since they're not statpadding.

It's the Lions division to lose whereas the Packers literally have to win out and pray Detroit loses the rest of their games. Good luck with that

Is he....... dare I say.......... a bright spot in the Chicago Bears future?

Lol raiders are really fucked if Maclin ends up playing.

At least finish off the old thread, damn.

>haha sucking dick for over a half and leaving marginal room for mistake was all just as planned!!

blueprint for a one and done team

>It's the Lions division to lose whereas the Packers literally have to win out and pray Detroit loses the rest of their games. Good luck with that
this is literally untrue

Yes.

Which means he'll probably tear his ACL next season.

>haha sucking dick for over a half and leaving marginal room for mistake was all just as planned!!

The Lions offense has been conservative all season, any retard can see this and that's why their numbers aren't impressive despite the winning streak and regardless a win is a win faggot.

>this is literally untrue
It more or less is, you have to win the rest of your games in order to sniff the division and hope we lose at least three, including a loss to the packers so you can have the tiebreaker. It's the Lions's division to lose, you need a miracle at this point puckers

>have your 2 pt conversion intercepted by a fucking cancer ridden invalid
>literally a game losing touchdown

K E K

Not as good as Anthony Brown, a 6th round pick.

>lol idiot not getting those first downs or scoring dem points was just all part of the scheme ::^^))
cowboys are good conservative offense
lions haven't even been on the winning side of time of possession lately

a win is a win but the type of ball they have played rarely flies in the postseason


going 2-2 and losing the series is vary possible and that doesn't something like 1-3 which is also vary posible with @dallas, @new york and VS green bay on your schedule

>85% completion
>270 yards
>1 TD, 0 picks

Is he, dare I say it, an elite game manager?

He has an elite checkdown pass; can't teach it.

>his QB can't hit a 3 from deep

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>Chiefs/Raiders on TNF
>Cowboys/Giants on SNF

Will this be the most shitposting week of the season?

Cowboys will get exposed in the postseason, conference game at the absolute latest. Their pass rush is dogshit, secondary is mediocre. They have the most elite oline in the league about ten times over and that makes everyone else look better than they are. And just cap that off with a babby schedule the 2015 Panthers would have scoffed at, the Bucs or Lions might literally be the best team they play all year.

They don't make it to the owl, take it to the bank.

Holding the #2 scoring offense to 13 points on the road and their last 6 opponents to 20 or under isn't a good thing?

matt ryan plays for stats, not to win games

good stats correlate with games won

Why are the Raiders so good? They were suppose to be the enternal laughingstock since the 2000s. It's not fair. My teams been shitty for longer than that and we are still shit.

I never said anything about their defense which deserves just as much credit as the offense for their wins in my opinion
I was specifically talking about people who mistakenly believe Detroit has a high powered offense

holding brees done usually doesn't impress me too much because those games he has are his own fault half the time

they are the 2015 cardinals

cowboys are the 2015 panthers

2007-2014
>watch every single football game I can. NCAA and NFL. get to watch Brett Favre crush my dreams but still got to seem him lead the vikings. become a fanatic about the draft. know almost the entire lineups of most NFL teams 52 man rosters between fantasy and NCAA season.

2015-2016
>falling asleep during games. tirico and gruden arent announcing together. no real good games this year at all. last year was salvaged by manning at least. dont like anybody in the league anymore. Derek Carr is the only likeable person at franchise QB. Pats are already guaranteed the owl again. been skipping games and NCAA doesnt have anyone to be excited about following either.

and here it is. the greatest football game Ive ever watched. the thing that kicked off the whole obsession. enjoy guys.

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Unlike the Jaguars front office (controlled by a tycoon only interested in ticket sales and uninterested in winning) and Browns (run by morons playing 3D chess), the Raiders put in the money and brains to rebuild the team over the past couple of years. They made the move to go to Vegas this year for a reason, they know they're one cornerback away from a Superbowl repeating team

Honestly I think their defense is going to let them down badly. You look at 'shitty' defenses on teams like the raiders/chiefs/bucs that are like bottom 10 of the league in yp/a and they still somehow lead all the league in forced turnovers. And in the playoffs if you aren't capable of forcing turnovers you are not a super bowl caliber team.

other than their record what makes them the 2015 panthers?

Yes

Easy schedule that enables people to ignore the repeated vulnerabilities that a playoff team will exploit

That game is so good. Truly a classic

the easy schedule is a farce only because of 3 teams they've still played the most playoff worthy teams of any other team right now. Same thing with the Panthers last year. You are basically just conceding that the Cowboys are Superbowl contenders right now.

TYBC
Y
B
C

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. yeah the offense is nothing special

This year feels pretty boring, 2bqh.

dat statue of FUCKING LIBERTY

You put on a coat and man the fuck up you califaggot lil BITCH

I still don't understand how you can design a pass and lateral play and have it actually work as well as that did. Historically one of the top 5 college football games ever played though, can't expect that kind of game until you something like this thursday night or in the playoffs.

Someone edit this to have a hellfire in the background. Raiders are the bad guys and proud of it.

>Pats are already guaranteed the owl again
It's expected that they get a playoff berth because their division has always been a flaming pile of garbage and Goodell always manages to find a way to baby them with a cupcake schedule. But the moment they play someone that isn't absolute shit in the playoffs they're going to be exposed hard. I sure hope it's the Raiders and Mack getting a strip sack on Brady which can't be overturned by some bullshit rule that's incorrectly applied.

Von Miller and Khalil Mack in consecutive AFC games and Goodell might just ban black players

Clowney is elite

Not since Carr and Jesus took charge. Best you'll get are the egos of Crabtree and King, but King is learning and Crabtree knows when the reign it in when push comes to shove.

He was actually the guy who started to motivate the team to get off their asses after the Razorcakes took a 26 to 9 lead.

>3 owls
literally Redskins tier

dallas has 9 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
oakland has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
kc has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
denver has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
new england has 7 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
seattle has 4 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
nyg has 6 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
washington has 8 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
detroit has 8 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
green bay has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
atlanta has 7 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
tampa bay has 7 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
miami has 5 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
baltimore has 8 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
pittsburgh has 9 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
texas has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
indy has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule
tennessee has 10 playoff caliber teams on their schedule

/r/ing Jameis Winston's head photoshopped over a Nat Turner movie poster with the title Berth of a Nation

DELETE THIS