Dildo thread

Dildo thread

Time to post your plastic penises and toys
show me what you have

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Faggot.

Heres mine

yes

If you were as proud as you seem you would picture youself smiling with that dildo, instead of that fat hand.

Tied with the next one "for best toy to put in my ass"

Vixen "outlaw"

Received this for free to review a loooooong time ago.

First dildo I ever bought.

That looks way too big for me

The most recent toy I've purchased.

I don't have it yet because its still in the making but It should be here by next week

Assorted toys.

Carefully examining hands to determine sex..

Clean that shit man...

>carefully
There isn't a single girl that posted a pic in this thread yet, its pretty easy to tell buddy

Obvious now?

What are you talking about? They are all as clean as they can be.

Dust/dander happens, especially to dildoes.

Puc unrelated, it's my lube setup.

I am a trap and i haven't got toys. Do you belive it? Im a failed human

im not fat

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Hey fag
So I upgraded from the Austin to the David now that I'm home.

Nice lol

Don't you get tired of it though?

Kinda curious about the nightmare fuel that follows as he tries to use it

Tired of what?

Dilds

>pencil dick on left
>monster cock on right
Either you can't feel the one on the left or you can't fit the one on the right

Of always having these up your ass

Or its an evolution, maybe he didn't buy them all at once?

Or maybe he just hasn't thrown away an earlier purchase?

Maybe it his just the right spot for him?

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Hey look, now the thread will last a bit.

Thanks lady!

Oh. Heck yeah. My ass is kinda sore. But haven't jerked off yet. Until then I'll still be horny. Still getting some pleasure from it. After I cum I'll 98% likely want nothing to do with them.

Today was a sort of marathon session. Usually I'll only do anal play off and on over a few hours tops.

>monster

It's only like 8 inches. Not really a "monster"...at least, I don't *think* it is. Certainly not compared to dragon dildos I've seen

Where are you from?

Was making a joke.
Though there is some truth to it

You had a hemorrhoid.

Prob just a male user reposting

I wish I could do that lol
Damn anal play turns me the fuck on but its never really THAT nice, although ive never had a proper dildo that I can fit, the small austin I ordered should put me on the right track

MN, United States

Remember. Lube is your friend. Unless you're squirting copious quantities of it up there. That can end badly...

No matter, it worked.

How? There is no such thing as too much lube.

Howabout dildon't

:3

Yeah I'm alright with that :p

Anyway I don't solo ride too much since my bf keeps me satisfied enough to my needs

your dick looks dead

Dildin

What in the fuck is your dick

I've overdone it with BD cum lube a couple times when I was new to it. Traveled through me and made my lower tract one big slip n slide. Had to stop in the middle.

Dildout

How bout dil-doo?
Or we could just drop the pretense and have wild anal sex.

I usually let mine on the radiator so it feels warm and nice when I put it in.

is that a goa'uld?

DILDO SUCKIN'

why do you have a neon light in the bottom of your oven?

Electric oven, genius
That's the heating element

Nice try

r8 mine

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Dont have any toys, just use bananas sometimes.

If you into repeat penetration the head would get you sore really fast

There are shit stains on your dildo where you didn't wash it good.

Right. There's no way they can get the inside of the oven hot enough to cook food- especially like a joint of meat etc.

didn't noticed it yat

it's just have that colour

Are you drunk, high, stupid, or all three?

How big your erect dick?

Hes baiting you and youre totally taking it

I'd like to take his bait, if you know what I mean

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Actually you are the one that was baited, I really was that stupid all along.

That can be arranged.

I like humoring people.
Think they're good at trolling.
Treat every conversation as if the other person is serious/telling the truth on Sup Forums and things are much more interesting. I only overlook the most egregious trolls.

this big

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And I'm done.
Wow that was intense.

first and only one
was expensive, international shipping is a bitch, but I fukken love it

Is it BD? I'm not sure I can justify spending the money on one when the shipping from the states is that crazy.

Tucker is a classic.

Shipping with BD is expensive. 17USD flat rate for me and I live in the states ( MN). That's the cheapest I can get from them. So whenever I order I usually get a few things.not often though

Yeah his is BD.
And with how expensive BD is it really doesn't matter for the shipping cost by the time you pay for your toy.

had to pay 32 euro's for shipping and bout 40 euro's of import tax

Just pulled this out of my pussy

Ouch. I should open a black market dildo trade. Buy bulk BD dildos and smuggling them into europe

Yeah, tucker as says.
Shipping was like £30 to the UK, almost as much as the toy itself (small, was counted as a flop cause of some tiny imperfection in the base so it ws a pretty good deal), plus the delivery dude asked for some more money on the door, £12ish if I recall correctly. I only got it cause I had loads of money at that point (beginning of the academic year, had been working all summer)
BUT
It's really fun to use, and holy shit the knot is the most amazing feeling, especially the first time

>2004

That's literally why I want one, I really need a knot in my life. The money isn't an issue to be honest but it's just that pang of guilt spending so much just to ship something to put in my anus. Life choices.

How is it? I've never used anything like that.
Don't have a dildo but this counts maybe.

It's good. Hits the g spot just right!

Once you actually use it that guilt will leave faster then a black guy who found out he will be a father.

I say fuck it why not, might as well. If money's not too tight, you probably won't feel too much of a financial impact, and even if you do, it's not like it's gonna be a livelihood-threatening thing
Or buy it when your paycheck comes in and you feel like you have loads of money

It looks pretty good yeah, I'm pretty bad at gspot stuff anyway. Is it from Lelo? Kinda looks like that.

xl crackers.

fuck, can you get the whole thing in?
that's pretty fuckin lewd

Okay okay, I'm sold!

sadly no, the massive bulk that is the widest point of the shaft is too much for my narrow pelvis, but i do have a large tucker i can take 100% of, and an xl apollo that i can take all of but the bottom knot.

Who fucking cares?

Seems like you cared enough to react

im gonna guess people that posted here

Not sure where it's from