I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. I LITERALLY GOT SHIT ON.
>Meet girl through OkCupid >We have a date at her place and she puts on some lame movie I don't remember the name of >We're getting flirty and things are going well >After an hour of cuddling and basically dry humping, she grabs my hand and takes me to her room >She wants to do 69 >We get naked, I lay down and she gets on top of me >We're doing 69 for a few minutes >She stops blowing me and grabs her stomach >She lets out a diarrhea shit right onto my face >I throw her off of me and start freaking the fuck out >She starts crying and grabs a towel from her nightstand >I tell her to stay the fuck away and get out of the bed >Immediately run out the door and go to the first water faucet I see >She's chasing me through the house >I'm under her kitchen sink faucet trying to get shit off my face >She's freaking out and screaming "NO NOT IN THE SINK" >There's plates and dishes on the bottom of the sink >She's begging me not to tell anyone this happened and how sorry she is >Leave, come home, take 2 showers and gargle mouthwash for 5 minutes to get the taste of diarrhea out of my mouth
WELL, I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD FUCKING DAY BECAUSE MY DAY WAS SHIT!
Jace Johnson
Pic not related. Just some instagram whore.
Lucas White
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Jackson Turner
YDI for using okcupid
Aiden Flores
>MINE WAS SHIT
Nolan Watson
how did it taste op?
Carson Collins
man i bet that was hilarious and in my modest opinion, she shit right on ur face because it was her fetish
Grayson Lee
Pretty SHITTY
Nicholas Torres
Hey, when you find someone who doesn't have a Tumblr link or a weird ass gender on OkCupid, you take what you can get.
Logan Johnson
That's the kinda shit I'm into tbh
Gabriel Gray
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Alexander White
You should get checked though . For coming into contact with foreign body fluids
Ryder Foster
you should fuck her
Blake Cooper
Really? I drink shit all the time and never had any problems.
Luke Hall
Post pic of her, hope she was not fat atleast
Owen Hill
>be OP >fag who uses OKCupid >find qt3.14 online >makes a date >date is lame >finally get to sexy times >do the 69 >feelsgoodman >she shits >mfw I hope to god this is real OP. this SHIT is just too funny