I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. I LITERALLY GOT SHIT ON

I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. I LITERALLY GOT SHIT ON.

>Meet girl through OkCupid
>We have a date at her place and she puts on some lame movie I don't remember the name of
>We're getting flirty and things are going well
>After an hour of cuddling and basically dry humping, she grabs my hand and takes me to her room
>She wants to do 69
>We get naked, I lay down and she gets on top of me
>We're doing 69 for a few minutes
>She stops blowing me and grabs her stomach
>She lets out a diarrhea shit right onto my face
>I throw her off of me and start freaking the fuck out
>She starts crying and grabs a towel from her nightstand
>I tell her to stay the fuck away and get out of the bed
>Immediately run out the door and go to the first water faucet I see
>She's chasing me through the house
>I'm under her kitchen sink faucet trying to get shit off my face
>She's freaking out and screaming "NO NOT IN THE SINK"
>There's plates and dishes on the bottom of the sink
>She's begging me not to tell anyone this happened and how sorry she is
>Leave, come home, take 2 showers and gargle mouthwash for 5 minutes to get the taste of diarrhea out of my mouth

WELL, I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD FUCKING DAY BECAUSE MY DAY WAS SHIT!

Pic not related. Just some instagram whore.

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YDI for using okcupid

>MINE WAS SHIT

how did it taste op?

man i bet that was hilarious and in my modest opinion, she shit right on ur face because it was her fetish

Pretty SHITTY

Hey, when you find someone who doesn't have a Tumblr link or a weird ass gender on OkCupid, you take what you can get.

That's the kinda shit I'm into tbh

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You should get checked though . For coming into contact with foreign body fluids

you should fuck her

Really? I drink shit all the time and never had any problems.

Post pic of her, hope she was not fat atleast

>be OP
>fag who uses OKCupid
>find qt3.14 online
>makes a date
>date is lame
>finally get to sexy times
>do the 69
>feelsgoodman
>she shits
>mfw
I hope to god this is real OP. this SHIT is just too funny

If this gets screencapped, you better put me in

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah4ahahahahahha

At least you got over that awkward 'who farts first' faze pretty early

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OP got Hot Carl-ed

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> BECAUSE MY DAY WAS SHIT
So was your dinner

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Amanda cerny and she was in playboy way before IG

>MY DAY WAS SHIT!

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Wow is that a rare photo of Frank Zappa?

>MY DAY WAS SHIT!
My fucking sides

Funny random reaction picture of Ricky and Marti lol

>OP's grandma

>upload her profile pic
>save future anons

You oughta be in pictures