I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepets ones

I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepets ones.

I'm a pathological liar

i don't believe you.

Sure

I'm not really unable to believe that it's not butter.

I saw a couple fucking in the woods (He was on top of her). So I threw a stone at the guy and he got knocked out. The woman was too weak to move him and I ran away laughing.

Closet cuck. Have one ex that did it, had to move town n find new friends after she told everyone what I begged her to do

Fucking kek

I steal memes.

I'm a time traveller from the year 2018 and my guilty pleasure is tacos because they are illegal in the year 2018

I'm black and my white blind gf don't know

I only lurk and never contribute shit

>be me 17 yaers old
>abused 16 year old gf like it was no ones buiseness
>beating her all day long to went anger
>she actually killed herself
>discovered body
>fucked her corpse
>burnt suicide note
>made it look like someome broke in
>the think she was raped and killed herself cuz of that
>was tge best time of my life

i fap to nudes.

my aunt died in the woods. she was having sex with a stranger and someone knocked him out. she then couldnt escape and died of exposure.

I kill JF Kennedy

im batman.

nice try fbi

when i was 8 i hacked into someones school email and started sending hecked up stuff

still not proud of that

im collecting deep secrets of others by using Sup Forums.

I'm white but I BLACKED my best friend's gf

I long to see my sister naked and I want to fuck most of her friends ...They are all under 17

I was fucking my gf in the woods when some asshole hit me in the head with a rock. I died and she did too cause I'm kinda overweight and she suffocated. Im back to kill that little turd.

soo you´re lying then?!

Ive eaten another guys cum out my gfs puissy

It was Christmas day and I was bored. No presents because I buy all my own stuff so I went for a drive out into the forest where it was snowwy and the only people around were on snowmobiles. I found my way through a canyon far from anyone else and went hiking up a hill into some trees where I wouldn't be found. I saw some deer about 100ft away and decided to enjoy myself and my urges. I found a log to sit on and began to masturbate. I stared at the deer, their white butts so eagerly temping my penis as I felt the intensity build. I came all over the log as the deer ran off. Feeling very pleased having enjoyed a feeling I had so long kept inside, I skipped down the hill singing like a very confident male opera singer, blasting loudly because no one was there to hear me.

I actually have thought about that day off and on for the past 10 years. It was a very important transitional day for me. I felt free.

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That's one of my biggest nightmare.

im trying to turn myself gay so i can fuck a dude i know

The worst bit was she then started fucking my friends n sending me details

Actually, no that happened back in 1998, so make that 19 good fuck I'm old years

I once killed a woman while having sex in the woods. Some little faggot threw a rock at me while I was railing this slut and I pinned her down long enough for her to die of exposure.

wtf does this mean?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>The worst bit was she then started fucking my friends n sending me details

Yay, so good to be a normie when I read about fuckwits like you. Enjoy your sad pathetic life you scum. :P

sucked a dick when I was eight

I had sex with my 5 year old cousin when I was 15 I'm now 18 and still long to do it again she was tight and squirmed a lot so turned me on even more I came inside her then stuck my dick in her mouth

> Asshole cop harassed my sister just so he could check her out.
>Really upset her. Really pissed me off.
>Few days latter I see him park his car at a 7/11
>I had to take a shit. So I shit into a burger container I had and thru it into the open window of his police cruiser.
> The shit partially rolled under the front passenger seat, so its likely he didn't see it.
> he got in his car and drove away
> Never heard what happened to the poop. But I almost want to confess just to find out if he had to clean it up.

I cheated on my girlfriend of five years the other day. We had had a threesome with this girl I met at rehab, and the only stipulation was to not sleep with her on my own. But I did. And it was the best sex I've ever had.

We were wasted, and I told her I loved her. The fucked up part about this is this girl is a rape survivor - and like the sweetest thing. I had to tell her later on in the evening that we can't be together and that I was just drunk.

We're still really good friends, and talked today, but I fucked with her emotions just to get sex, and I feel like utter shit.

I'm not like that at all - and never thought I'd be capable of it.

I don't know if I can live with this guilt.

This was the second threesome we've had in the last month. I am in love with the first girl we slept with.

im doing my wifes friends....

lol

It's called 69

I convinced a 11 year old girl suck my dick and let me lick her feet.
One of the best loads I've ever had

You should fuck her now...She probably has some new tricks to show ya

been in luv with my cousin for 7 years and nobody knows it!

when i was 5 or 6 i made my best friend take off his clothes and we kissed each others dongs

still don't know why i did that

I am an alcohol and it's ruining my family

I am completely heterosexual during the day. But sometimes at night I dream of putting on a frilly, short pink dress, slowly pulling on some stockings, putting on some lipstick (the best part) and then going to an adult book store or
red light district and surrendering myself to every man who wants to come in my mouth or elsewhere.

i'm a beer and my family is cool with it

I masturbate with my adult son whilst talking with him anonymously online.

you are trips, and that's ok.

I'm a furry.

>hecked up stuff

I believe you actually.

hes a good boy

I like that boy

i'm addicted to pony porn

The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

stone here. once some idiot pulled me out of dirt and threw me on a ugly bitch which then died i think. couldnt remember the details because i have no brain.

I have a fetish for head petting.

i spit in my hand and fap to images of feet and pretend im smelling the feet

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smelly feet here. I fap to images of guys with spit in their hand

i am severely addicted to oxygen.
like i have to huff it constantly or i can't even stay awake.

In 2018 I threw a mattress in the school pool. took a crane to get it out.

tfw i wanna come up with a good response but am too retarded to think of what to say

And thumbnails, apparently.

>I had a drinking problem when I was about 17-18
>would get drunk before, during and after college
>there was a class presentation I did drunk once, I downed like 6 shots straight before it
>it was recorded, pretty sure the vid is still in the college somewhere
>went to a party this chick invited me to
>make a mistake and get absolutely shit faced
>almost pass out, lose track of time, sit like a zombie, shakes, throw up every few minutes for the rest of the party
>she told everyone in class the day after
>everyone pointed fingers and laughed at me
>ruined my life
>quit drinking for a year
>came back to drinking but try to limit myself now and I don't drink when I don't need to
never told anyone about this, still get the urge to just randomly get fucked up but then i think of that party and stop myself

>2018

I just said it so you distract yourself with thinking so much that you don't notice that I'm jerking off onto your face.

Kek

DID YOU EVER SEEN A DICK

My secret fetish is inflation.
I enjoy unscrewing the top of the shower and shoving the pipe up my ass to inflate myself.
My stomach inflates like a baloon and when i reach a limit I try and hold it in while masturbating.
It's painful sometimes and ends up really shitty, but I enjoy it too much to stop

i have a diaper fetish. im sitting here in just a shirt and diaper browsing this site and a diaper themed social media site

I'm only on Instagram to follow cute tweenage dancers and models.

only the giant, throbbing, intrusive dick that's sneaking up behind you

triple doubles!!!

Dirt here. Some asswipe pulled a stone out of me to throw at some skank who died from it. Son of a bitch didn't have the right to mess with me, so I fucked up his shoes to get back

You almost got a quad and doubles.

or triple dubs in response to trip dubs

i beat and raped a girl with my ex best friend. we creampied her, we might have kids

>find some family members old cds
>pron, old ladies
>make cover for it "free porn!!"
>put im neighbors mailbox

but I did get split dubs while talking about trip dubs.

> chained up dog snarls at me
> so I peed on him.
fucking dog.

i think i might fuck my cousin this week. she is a big slut and gets really drunk at parties. plus like up until a year ago i would give her bare ass massages. long story short she will get super drunk at this party and then spend the night in my room. ps everyone is assuming i will take care of her if she gets drunk so they will throw her onto me. what do you think? do i have a shot at something?

One time I tried to kill myself by overdosing on dog poop. True story.

masturbate and ask yourself the question again. A person will always have a clearer mind after releasing their sexual drive

After a long 2 hours at the gym, I go into the tanning beds for 15 min. I than masturbate, bust all over the bed and leave all my back and ass sweat for someone else to walk in to

Nice forthsdubs
Alsi enjoy your skin cancer

> I hate my sister, my sister hates me
> we fight constantly
> but onetime I told her that no guys like her, and it seemed to really upset her. And that really upset me. Cant really express why.
> she seems to get depressed about it
> so I started sending her love emals from a secret admirer. Perked her up!
> now I'm stuck. don't want to stop the notes and have her get upset. Don't want to admit it was me. But maybe the confidence will help her find someone and I can stop.
> in the meantime, shes starting to send me back emails saying sexy things I really don't think she should be saying to someone she doesn't know who he is, but I cant say anything.

I'm a bananaposter

too far
fucking banana posters should get bananaed in the ass

Someone needs some potassium

Pic related for you

Try to get nudes?

I want to collect dirty panties from hot girls and make tea from them

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Proof that foot fetishists are pedophiles.

fuck you, you detestable sub human

how many banana posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, they are all fuckheads

greentext? i need to fap

I use to wank while in my cousins room and sniffing her used thongs

Even more proof that footfags are degenerate pedos.