Once you take off your nostalgia goggles, Attack of the Clones is one of the best Star Wars movies

Once you take off your nostalgia goggles, Attack of the Clones is one of the best Star Wars movies.

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It's top 10 for sure

Nah, easily in the top 7

yeah but if you truly like Episode 2 fanboys won't believe you and will just think you are trolling.

It's my favorite Star Wars movie

No, it's still shit.

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it has the best aesthetics and action, that Colosseum, the desert battle, the aquatic cloning world, coruscant.

even the dialogue isn't that bad. Anakin is a creepy school shooter type who has been forced to live a monastic life. It would be weird if he was suave and making quips. "I hate sand" is entirely appropriate for his character.

No. It's definitely the worst

Wonder if anyone will take this bait.

I unironically love the prequels, especially Attack of the Clones.

>even the dialogue isn't that bad.
"I wish I could just wish away my feelings."
No. The dialogue is terrible.

You may be able to rationalise Anakin being a weirdo creeper retard but can you rationalise Padme being won over and seduced by his autistic dialogue?

sorry grandpa but some of us actually like episode 2

Says the idiot who can't take off his nostalgia goggles. You insipid twat, you wouldn't know a good movie if Martin Scorsese shoved a copy of Casino up your fat ass.

>nostalgia goggles make shitty films retroacively better

user. just.... no

Thats fine. You can love them with every fiber of your being. That said, just because you like a thing doesn't mean its "good."

kek

>it has the best aesthetics
This is true

maybe she was drawn to his jedi status

/thread

record your conversations with people

guaranteed you or they make grammatical errors, or phrase things awkwardly sometimes, interrupt you, trail off before finishing a sentence out of laziness etc. George is an auteur, he strives for realism in this exotic and alien series.

I don't remember her getting hot for Obi Wan.

why did the assassin hire another assassin which used an assassination droid?

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Meme generation is inversely proportional to quality.

Prequels are top tier in that regard.

all those girls who send love letters to serial killers in prison

anakin is a handsome man with magical powers who saves people on a regular basis, he is a creep but that doesn't bother some people.

Each prequel grossed well over $1 billion. *drops mic*

What game is this?

>it looks purdy and has splosians
You dimwit, that doesn't make it a good movie. Stop parading your stupidity in front of people. Action has to be justified, violence only makes sense when it affects characters you care about.

she thought he was gay with his british accent

Same reason america paid the taliban to fight the soviets. Why do the dangerous dirty work when you can pay poorfags to do it for you?

compartmentalization. harder to backtrack who ordered the hit

You dumb piece of shit, that fight was pointlessly long and horribly choreographed. You're so impossibly dumb you had to make a frog picture to illustrate your point.

Whoa..... THIS is the power of the PS3?????

Episode 2 is my favorite star wars movie. you can never change that

1 = 2 > 3 > 5 > 7 > 4 > 6

Nobody cares about you or your personal opinion. Stop stating your personal, misguided opinion as fact if you're going to cry when you get told how wrong you are, idiot. Also find better ways to get attention, we're not your babysitters.
What a hug-deprived faggot.

It's fine man I love watching bad movies too

>that doesn't make it a good movie.
film is a visual medium, so yes good visuals do contribute to a good film. what constitutes good visuals is subjective of course.

> violence only makes sense when it affects characters you care about.
I did care about some of the characters, mainly Obi-wan. Stop parroting red letter media, there are no hard and fast rules to film making. In some contexts it would be appropriate to have senseless violence, in a black comedy for example.

because if america fought the soviets it would escalate to a nuclear war. completely different stakes

it's a great movie in my opinion. i can watch it over and over

good for you

which means its a great movie

for you

I always thought
5>4>6>7>3>1>2

4>5>3>6>7>2>1

and thats all that matters as long as i enjoy it. its sad some people try to convince others not to like their favorite things

No, it's shockingly awful.
>practically every line that comes out of Anakin's mouth is cringe worthy and makes you hate him
>in the middle of the movie everything slows to a crawl so we can focus on Anakin and Padme's terrible romance
>all of the CGI has aged like milk
>every actor delivers a wooden performance
>the Yoda vs Dooku lightsaber duel is laughably dumb
>the movie ends with Anakin and Padme getting married even though throughout the movie Anakin acted like an autistic psychopath that no sane woman would ever get into a relationship with

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst Star Wars movie. At least The Phantom Menace had some great music and Darth Maul, Attack of the Clones has nothing.

TFW you realize if Han Solo said

>I hate sand
OMG BEST LINE EVER, IN INDIANA JOHNS HE HATES SNAKES, IN STAR TREK HE HATES SAND LOL

Agree on everything exept the lightsaber fight. Also, the arena fight at the end was pretty nice-Phantom Menace is still better though

>AoTC has nothing
what is Count Dooku, the sith sabermaster

>it has the best aesthetics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>and action
The action is shit.
>that Colosseum, the desert battle, the aquatic cloning world, coruscant.
None of that CGI shit was impressive.

>even the dialogue isn't that bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Anakin is a creepy school shooter type who has been forced to live a monastic life.
But no one wanted Anakin to be a creepy school shooter type. Everything we heard about him in the original trilogy made him sound like a noble hero who was tragically seduced by the dark side but instead he was a bad apple from the start.
>It would be weird if he was suave and making quips.
No one wanted him to act suave or make quips. We wanted him to act like a likeable human being.
>"I hate sand" is entirely appropriate for his character.
You're right, that awful line perfectly suits his awful character.

in the first movie he says to a death star guy
>everything's fine here ... how are you?
people love it, so natural and funny
if this was in the prequels the nerds would be disgusted and made snarky memes about it

this

Nice samefagging.

well it's also because Harrison Ford is a master god tier actor.

>But no one wanted Anakin to be a creepy school shooter type.

entitled fanboy

>Everything we heard about him in the original trilogy made him sound like a noble hero

obi-wan lies all the time. "what I said was true... from a certain point of view" what is he supposed to say? "your dad was an asshole, and he's darth vader, but please don't join up with him?"

fuck off summerfag

Comparing Han Solo to Anakin is retarded. Han is a snarky character so him saying "I hate sand" would just be a snarky throwaway line. People mock the shit out of Anakin saying "I don't like sand" because it's completely ridiculous but played straight.
People like that line because Harrison Ford delivered it perfectly. If it was in the prequels it would be a wooden mess.

it was the first one i watched as a child and i still love it!
The clone army, the fight in the rain, anakin starts to turn... Just so fucking awsome :ยด)

this recent meme of liking the prequels is funny

What do people not understand about neo-theater? You don't watch this as a film, you watch it as a play. It's one of the most radical pieces of art of the 21st century and it call comes together if you put yourself in the proper mindstate. Imagine these are actors on a stage, the CGI works in the same way a crappy theater set does. You never believe they're really there, it merely serves as a backdrop for the drama. This is a genius work of art.

>entitled fanboy
Suck my cock, George.
>obi-wan lies all the time. "what I said was true... from a certain point of view" what is he supposed to say? "your dad was an asshole, and he's darth vader, but please don't join up with him?"
None of that excuses the fact that Anakin's character is extremely unlikable.

Critics bashed the OT when it first came out too. Now everyone loves it. Is liking the OT a meme too, or it doesn't matter because all the critics are dead?

>Critics bashed the OT when it first came out too.
Not true, A New Hope received critical acclaim and Return of the Jedi received mainly positive reviews. A bunch of critics bashed The Empire Strikes Back because they thought the ending was anti-climatic but that's it.

>Critics bashed the OT when it first came out too.
A New Hope was literally nominated for Best Picture.

t. Born in 95

What you and George don't seem to understand is making Anakin an asshole makes it hard to feel bad for him when he falls to the dark side.

>making up blantant lies

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This is RotS

I will.

How about this one?

Fuck this autistic post, autistard.

move every jedi master except obi-wan to pleb tier and you got yourself a deal

This game is called, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Level: Utapau
Protagonists: Obi Wan Kenobi
Cc-2224 Cody

No this is the correct order.

5-4-6-3-1-7-2

Nothin wrong with that, my birth date is 16/08/1995.

0/10, awful bait.
Respectable but I slightly disagree

5
4
6
POWER GAP
7
3
POWER GAP
1
2

How about this?

Go back to... and fuck yourself and then return, THEN we got a deal.

Get lost!

This is the correct order,

5> 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 2 > 1

Nope.

4>7>5>3>6>1>2

Nah

4>5>3>6>1>2>>>>>>>>>>>

2 > 1 > 3 > 6 > 7 > > > > > > > > > 4 > > > 5

Yes

5>4>6>3>1>7>2

user, bait is supposed to be believable.

4>3>2>1>GO BABY GO BABY GO