Alright Sup Forums. It's time for the Walmart Challenge. Gimme exactly three things to buy at Walmart such that the combination will make it the cringiest to buy in front of a cashier. My combo is cucumber, lube, and DVD of Zootopia. One up me.
Alright Sup Forums. It's time for the Walmart Challenge...
Just be yourself op, you dont need to buy anything.
lube, cactus, frozen dvd
Motor oil, loaf of bread, hunky fireman calender
Grapefruit, Shotgun, Marvin Gaye CD
Vibrator
Hot sauce
Zip ties
Pack of little girl underwear, roll of camera film (do they still sell that shit?), and lipstick.
Eat my ass user I'm trying to settle a bet
Shitty camera recorder
Rope
Candy
Ask where the nearest enterprise to rent a van is.
Bump
Adult Diapers, a dog cage, and lots of cough syrup
Birthday cake
Set of birthday candles
Cigarettes
When they id you they'll see that today is your birthday and you're forever alone.
Tire iron
Angle hair noodles
Olive oil
Ask if she's having a good time
Rope
Pain killers
A gun
The biggest bottle of cough syrup you can find, jumbo pack of sudafed, frying pan
My 18th birthday IS next week
>delsym 5oz
>delsym 5oz
>delsym 5oz
mods
>Biggest most expensive bouquet of flowers
>Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos
>Magnum condoms
Be dressed in a tux and act like your normal sperg self.
Which one is OP an heroing with? Overkill m8
Vagasil, Rubber bands, large leather dog collar.
B&
Enema kit. Ginger root. Hairbrush.
Toy light saber
Bathrobe
Video camera
Jar of baby food, syringe, rubbing alcohol
18 in dog years guys cool your shit
Extra large depends, anything from the baby isle and rope.
Enema kit, ex-lax and a bucket of cheese balls.
You guys over think shit. Gas can, bleach, tarp. Act hurried.
Pokemon cards
Digimon cards
MTG cards
Extra incentive: my sand nigger faggot friend has agreed to carry out the best suggestion in video. Dubs decides
Do you know how dog years work? You'd be like 2 1/2 years
Plastic watergun, black paint, balaclava... Then try to rob the same person who served you the next day.
You have it backwards m8
1 dog year=seven human years
garbage bags, some sort of mask, and an axe.
either dumbass or troll
fuck off
Donuts, donutholes, glue.
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a oil funnel ,a live fish ,and condoms
Pregnancy test, rope, wire clothes hangers.
I Kek'd
ur gonna be 126??
happy birthday in advance user!!
Trying to steal some of his years you Jew?
Enema Kit, a long candle, Barbie Adventures DVD
wooden lemon juicer
tampons
baguette
condoms
cantaloupe
lube
String of 12 sausages
Vaseline
Latex gloves
This task is beyond any sphincter user
Cotton buds
Cotton buds
Lemongrass
newfag detected
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>alcohol
>lube
>sleep aid
Duct tape
Sleeping pills
Barbie playhouse with doll
Holy fuck are you two autistic?
1 dog year = 1 human year.
Jesus fuck
1 gallon of bleach
3 packs of cherry Jello
2 bottles of Excedrin PM
Clearly you haven't tried. It's all about getting it in the first few centimeters, then you just plop down onto the rest of it
barbie doll
pink dress
vaseline
Cat treats
Filleting knife
Cookbook
Bleach
Ammonia
Electric Fan
why would you need lube and condoms to fuck a cantalope
Lmao
to eat it afterwards
stop trying to force a new meme, faggot
One time I actually did buy a couple tubes of lube, a pack of socks, and a pack of five-hour energy.
rat poison
kool aid
cooler
Autism cap reached. Never heard of dog years faggot?
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A bowling ball, lube and carjacks
condoms
pins
m&ms
Buy a bra, but be wearing it outside your clothes (or even the wrong way if you want to be extra cringy) when you go check out.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>dog years
Dog years are a myth for children you moron
kek
Vodka
sleeping tablets
rope.
Duct tape + Cable ties
6-7 year olds underwear
Chef knife set
Condoms
Bleach
Matches
blueberries
mustard
shaving gel
Grape soda
Watermelon
Roots remastered
propane gas tank
lighter
binoculars
Dog bowl
Dog food
Anti freeze
Baby food
Sleeping pills
Lube
dough nuts
doughnut holes
superglue
Reposting faggot?
cat food
rat poison
garbage bag
little girls underwear, lotion, tissues
>divide average human lifespan with average dog lifespan
idiot
bleach and amonia with a get better soon hallmark card.
>Gun
>rag
>an arabic book
Spagetti
Pasta sauce
Pedi-egg
>implying "arabic book" is sold in walmart
Rope
Zip Ties
Vodka
fishing bait, canola oil, straightening iron
They smiled and nodded when. I did that. Although it was robitussin and and grapefruit juice.
-nail polish remover (lots)
-hairbleach (lots)
-mobile phone
This
in Soviet Russia, cantaloupe fucks YOU!
MODS = GODS
Replace cactus with some form of popsicle.
Tub drain plug, toaster, stationary
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