Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Easter weekend?
>Advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>For tarot, put ">tarot" in your post
>Tarot readings will be awarded to TRIPS
>Trips can be donated to others
>Leave a name of any kind and get an omikuji / fortune cookie even if you don't roll.
>Advice is free, to give and receive.
>I love you all very much!
DICKS OUT FOR THIS THREAD
Not literally, I hope.
very literally fam
But it's just me here.
howdy there
Hi Reimu!
Havent been able to come online in a bit, how's everything going? Also, I cant seem to access the chat :(
exactly
dicks out for these threads until eternity
If you insist.
Does that mean you'll take out your futa cock?
Reimu!
*hops up and down*
Weird.
Maybe...
Hello!
Everything's going great aside from a few setbacks here and there. You talking about aneki?
ah what kind of setbacks? yes, did something happen?
Ahh, Reimu! theres already a 2B thread.... what am I supposed to do now?!
~Sky
I'm here because I'm bored.
I am now in two places at once, Al here.
I think the guest shield has been activated for now. It should go down tomorrowish. Sorry about the inconvenience!
>729560999
them trips
how reeeeeee are you right now reimu ?
We should probably communicate more.
ah... hey, ma'am. you doing alright?
LOADING - BOOTING SYSTEM...
Commencing System Check
Memory Unit: Green
Initializing Tactics Log
Loading Geographic Data
Vitals: Green
Remaining MP: 100%
Black Box Temperature: Normal
Black Box Internal Pressure: Normal
Activating IFF
Activating FCS
Initiating Pod Connection
Launching DBU Setup
Activating Intertia Control System
Activating Environmental Sensors
Equipment Authentication: Complete
Equipment Status: Green
All Systems Green
Combat Preparations Complete_
Good evening, everyone.
Lewd.
I broke my arm. Should I quit smoking weed?
I am Ross and want to fuck my 14 year old cousin.
does 2B use RAM?
how much ram you got
Here to give some advice to user if needed.
I guess we're here now?
I want a cookie
But not a fortune one
...a chocolate chip one..
whew, that's a relief :) did your anime stream go successfully or has it not happened yet?
Nyaa~
i have to be honest
been holding it for few threads
but that shit , is super cringe
I heard something about a discord. Since when have we had a discord?
WAT?
Hmm. Excellent question, user. Let me look at the specs sheet *shuffles papers around her desk*
512...MB? That can't be right.
Might as well ask again
How was everyone's easter weekend?
-Sweet Roll
if I had one, I'd give one
And then 2B was here!
These are pretty random things. What do any of these things have to do with each other? Did you stumble off of a trampoline while high and trying to fuck your underaged cousin...?
A-ah? Nyaaa
hory sheet you need to download more ram bb
I spent mine sleeping in; i worked nights for the past week and it wrecked my health
All of my wut? Theres a few things going on in that request that don't seem to match up....
We all secretly love it though...
that's definitely not right... that's not nearly enough for all you do around here!
~Sky
Get out of this thread, uggo!
Nyaa~
*shrugs* I'm an edgy, white-haired katana-wielding android. What do you want from me?
There was an old one. It was shut down. Now, we have a new one managed by Jill. If you ask a regular nicely, I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction.
You found me. By the way, did you get the schedule? What do you think?
i agree, its really cringy
it was... okay. let's just leave it at that. what about yours?
we're just gonna need to agree to disagree, I guess.
I take it you already went to the doctor, follow their instructions about the arm, quit weed, replace it with something cheaper like chewing gum and don't fuck your cousin.... atleast not yet...
It went well for a few days, but unfortunately some stuff came up over the weekend. We had to postpone the rest of Space Dandy for a day or two!
Mio, is that you?
to not be cringy ya goof
ah... this was directed towards you.
Can we sleep in bed together?
As i told you in the previous thread, Roll20 for playing and Parsyy as our GM, we're already at a nice point for what regards the party, we have you, Louise, Flan, Alcy and me so far.
You shouldn't rely on my memory, only a fool would do that, i'm very irresponsible...what were you expecting from someone of my age?
Bimbo
ok
You actively participate in circlejerks, which is pathetic as well, mind you.
I ate food. Was good. 0/0
Fuckin nerd
i got shot in the face by an egg shaped nigger
Apologies. There was a coffee stain on the spec sheet that made the ink run. 512 ZB
Good to know.
It's intrinsic to who I am, I'm sorry. Remove my cringe and I'd cease to be 2B.
Can't wait for it to start up again.... for the little amount of time I was there I was really enjoying space dandy and now I can stay longer... and get paid less!
I'd be interested if I wasn't DM'ing one campaign, running in another and my work schedule allowed for more fun...
~Sky
you know how to push my buttons
i can always feed you to the weebs
>robot waifu
Hey Sweet Roll! Easter weekend was fine, just chilled. How about you?
Hey Reimu, what's up? How was the Dungeon stream? I couldnt make it :(
Nice, I love taco's. Mexican food in genreal really.
That's good to hear. I feel a little better being here too, just you talking to me helps a ton
Fuckin' jailbait
>tarot roll
wow, rood
I did! Of course it needs some tweaking like you said but... I love it. It's very oriented toward being productive and shows a lot of effort from you for little old me. So I appreciate it.
that's good to hear! hope everything's sorted out now. I'll try to join the next one :)
in Cleveland?
Delete system 32 and you'll be able to do whatever you want ;)
What I was expecting doesn't matter! I just wanted to rely on you a bit.. but I won't if that's not okay
>
I'll take that lemon bleach, and maybe a cherry one , if it's available
2B is that you?
you're just gonna get disappointed, hon.
please never stop being 2B.
well better to be in circlejerk
then jerking it by yourself
have fun
alone
You'll have to guide me through the process then. I've never done anything like this before. Also, when are you all hosting this game?
It seems they are already feasting. I'm someone's "cinnamon roll", remember?
>Louise
>Flan
>Alice
>All /waifu/posters
They need to pick a circle jerk tbh
I wanted to get away from the waifufaggotry
Seems the only good circle jerk is /kpg/
Hey, I never volunteered for this, no way.
There is nothing disappointing with having a drinking contest where we passout and wake up with a shitty hangover the next morning!
Potentially dangerous android detected in the vicinity.
Starting countermeasures...
Locating AI programs...Complete
AI found : 33
Commencing startup with first available AI
Demosthenes - Unavailable
Socrates - Unavailable
Thucydides - Unavailable
Alcibiades - Available
Reconstructing System from Archive
DATE FOUND - 404 BC
Reconstruction Successful
Startup Complete
Alcibiades is here and ready to remove any threats.
It was a pretty enjoyable show. I like Hestia's style. I'll probably run it again sometime just for the people who couldn't make it.
Oh, that's great! I'll be sure to let you know when we're back on!
512 zb.. best girl
I don't even have anything to do with that!
You nerd.
>Raises hand.
I can't be GM since work is going to interfere with me.
It was alright, spent it with family, sort of
Saturday morning sucked, got woken up early after a pretty late night to do some chores for about an hour or two
Had two big turkey dinners
Also my stepsister who lives in regina came over to visit
-Sweet Roll
Basically transitioned to this one?
Well, I'm here still
F
I am relaxing though.
Did you saw my discord id?
It was no problem, really. But you must promise me that we'll talk about it soon. Originally I had wanted to use a 15 minute timestep, rather than half an hour, but...that would have been overzealous of me.
Someone installed Linux on my OS chip a few weeks ago while I out for sensor recalibration. Cruel prank to play on an android.
Yes, admiral. How may I be of assistance? *salutes*
As long as you promise not to ever stop being Jill. Deal?
super cringy
Al, my sides..... I need those for work tonight damn you!
Plz do, I don't really watch anime unless I have someone to watch it with (YGOTAS not withstanding, I binged that shit).
~Sky
You're not Alice, flan, or Louise.
I got bored, plus, I wanted to give a shoutout to some other Greek dudes I know.
-Al
what bastards, did they at least delete system 32?
disarmed
you win again
this made me kek
but im abit of history nerd
but the last person who will need
any defence gone be 2B
I don't get hangovers, honestly.
ah... that sounds like it was a good time, if not busy.
we have a deal
Whoops, nevermind then, i kinda replied to you in the other thread, but this can be seen as a reply to what i replied to you, still, you should join! The Discord, that is.
Oh it's super easy, don't worry, i can help you making the character sheet and all the rest ^.^ plus you seem as someone that would have fun fidgeting with numbers.
B-but why not?
It's totally ok to do that dear, just know that you'll get really disappointed if you do...
Hey Louise, how are you this evening?
Hey Qeutz, how's it goin'?
Real talk, I was surprised to see in the supermarket that there were all these different scented bleaches I've never seen before.
They had shit like lavander bleach and shit, I was like wtf. So used to seeing just lemon :v
Good to hear! I'm looking forward to it :)
What's your favorite mexican dish? My favorite is this burrito stuffed with chicken, chorizo, rice and refried beans, toped with a white cheese sauce and pico de gallo.
It's ammmmaaazing.
W-well, relax harder >.< Can never be to relaxed!
Nya~
Then we can drink together and sleep together!
I don't know if I could handle a 15 minute timestep! But yes, I planned to talk to you soon about it, of course.
What? Damn, no one ever told me I wasn't me!
Neeeeerd
I'm doing just fine...! You?
I have some time on my hands right now, so I thought, why not? And now I see the error of my ways. I promise to never harm your sides again.
As long as there are a few keks out of it, I'm happy.
Honestly, I just like chips and salsa the most.
*claps*
My security detail has arrived. My adversaries are in for it now.
By the way, what's the status on your two troublemakers? Have you managed to reach some kind of resolution?
An even better model will come by to replace me in short order. Please, don't be too impressed. They may have over 512 YB.
I'm glad you found it. My thread was a waiting room if anything. Protocol from now on will dictate that if an Alice, Vert, or Reimu thread coincides with my thread, that thread should be given priority.
None, we were successful in retrieving the secret plans on Scarif and we're about jump into hyperspa-
TRANSMISSION ERROR
I don't think I'll be disappointed in you. Whether you succeed in reminding me or not doesn't matter, just so long as we get to keep talking!
They have scented bleach? I didn't know this was a thing. I thought it was always just... bleach scented
Oh oops
My bad. Thought that post meant a different Louise lmao.
Hold on, let me fix your system...
UPDATE SYSTEM?
[Y/N]
(Y)
***************
Welcome, Administrator.
LOADING - SYSTEM UPDATE...
Memory Unit: Upgraded To Double Green
Tactics Log: Cross-referenced To Sun Tzu's Art Of War
Geographic Data: Thrown In The Trash
Vitals: Now Considered Non-vital
MP: Increased To 200%
Black Box Temperature: Set To 4,000,000,000 Degrees
Black Box Internal Pressure: Set To 3250345734045380 Pascals
IFF: I Fucking Forgot
FCS: Flying Combat Spiders
Pod Connection: Disconnected
DBU Setup: Sold On The Black Market
Inertia Control System: Out Of Control
Environmental Sensors: Ripped Up Into Confetti
Equipment Authentification: Set To 'Anything You Can Buy At Home Depot'
Equipment Status: Shitty
All Systems Improved
Combat Preparations Will Make Your Day Exciting
Prepare for Hell, everyone.
kek
scented bleach still smells like bleach.