Official Arizona Coyotes @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

>Thread is late Edition
Toews is kill. Expected to miss three more games.
Darling is in for Crawford for 2-3 weeks due to the latter coming down with an acute case of the tumbles.

>CSN+ game

Can we get some fucking offense tonight? Fucks sake

>Tumbling intensifies

Thanks for dressing up Mike

Also no indian tonight?

Existential discussion tonight once again?

Why the hell not? That's the Coyote special

>down syndrome guy in crowd
gets me every time

That pog was in the 82nd? Jesus Christ we let anyone in nowadays

I don't see why not

lets go drunk

Always time for depression.

Not enough salary cap left for offense. Sorry m8.

>Keith still has 0 goals
seriously?

Still like 5th on the team in points

FFS

Yeah its fucking weird. Score a goal you fuck

>Icing

That cow grew antlers

>those CME seat people

>Eddie is fucking gone.

>Eddie has lost his goddamn mind 4 minutes in

I feel like he realized halfway through that she might be retarded....and then kept going

dis is gonna be gud

He knows his audience

Maybe he really is one of us.

Well its not like the Hawks aren't used to people in the organization having a second thought and then going ahead anyways

I honestly think eddie knows about us because sometimes he is just too on the nose about stuff.

>both teams are shit tonight

Bulce and Hawks both looking disappointing tonight

>Eddie "if your chromosomes number more then 46, you've got to hit the bricks" Olczyk

I hope so.
I wonder if he shitposts during the intermission.

I like to think he has the game thread open in front of him during the game.

>we'll never get a shout out to our artisinal peruvian pot making board

Desi has like zero offensive touch

>"pat i'd like to give a big shot out to my friends at the Malaysian basket weaving union"

I could die a happy man

God damn it Keith

>tfw Eddie will never mentions skeletons
Rough life

Scrreeeeeeeeeeee

[CA-CAWING INTENSIFIES]

>retard waving through the glass

oh lawd

oh lawd

Are too hot for Hossa to handle, spee?

hossa can go 5 hole on me anytime

At Buffalo Wild Wings and the one TV is on the other side of the wall. How >we looking Chi-bros?

he can lift my stick and take the puck in the neutral zone

Start buying more drinks

I'll give him a penalty shot at my net anyday

does anyone actually buy a car for christmas?

Aw fuck.


"Waiter!"

Hmm actually they don't look too bad tonight. They have had some opportunities. But the yotes suck ass so it isn't saying much

Same shit different day. Eddie lost his mind 4 minutes into the game.

Oh great a power play. Get your booze ready lads

If people do, fuck those people.

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time for the AA meeting

>I live at home with my parents and can't drink irresponsibly without drawing their ire

Fuck I hate not living alone

Also
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ANISIMOV

AA meeting!

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just stash a bottle under your racecar bed

Bout fucking time.

How fucking old are you?

just drink regardless what are you parents gona
do throw you out so you can become a full time alcoholic

I had to move back because I lost my roommates and our apartment was way too expensive

I don't have a racecar bed :(

22, but my parents are very evangelical and I'd rather not ruin our relationship by drinking myself into oblivion

They might desu

get one, i used to have one when i lived in a share house shit was so cash bitches loved it.

And now we have a dead ref. Oh joy

blood for the puck god

>one ref got a severe case of the Ben Bishop's

>complain
>muh good boy points
I don't know what to tell you lad except to move out.

Dubs confirms. Kill the refs!

I need my good boy points so I can keep saving money

I'm not gona lie everytime a ref takes a puck a little part of me is super happy its kind of like when the dvd screen saver hit the corner.

how many points per tendie?

actually for real i miss my mums cooking but they fled the country when i was 17 so i only get it around christmas time feels fucking bad man.

Well that was a period. At least the Hawks scored

25

That is a plus also, though I usually end up just making my own food

>squinted my eyes towards the tv and found out bww has the game on Arizonas fox network

Kek

Whore Style Spaghetti
Two X Lager

Breddy gud set up

Wings from Buffalo Wild Wings and Yuengling here

>Gord confirmed for having explosive shits

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back.

[squirting intensifies]

>yuengling

Someone doesn't live in Illinois.

I don't. Wish I did. It'd be better than where I am

Taking a break from skeleton posting to post this gem.

>tripbloggers

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Jesus this passing and lack of puck control is garbage

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I'm a student at FSU

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how the frig

HOSSA!!!!!!!!!

Big fucking Hoss

Thank you Big Hoss

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR FOR THE OLD MAN

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