I have a cold
What are traditional home remedies for the common cold in your country?
I have a cold
What are traditional home remedies for the common cold in your country?
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I like to boil some matcha green tea power, strain it, and drink it as it is without any sugar. On the other hand, whiskey, straight up whiskey.
glass of whiskey, it kills the bacteria in your nose
A swift bumming
Wet tea bag on your ball sack and a cup of eel pudding
Warm milk with garlic and butter. Also onion syrup.
They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.
some hot water, 2 teaspoon of honey, a bit of lemon juice and a small shot of rum
>They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.
So at any rate it lasts 7 days?
Warm milk with honey or even better a clear chicken soup.
Tar, Booze and Sauna
>Drink boiled water with lemon and honey
>Chew raw garlic
>Put hot sauce on your tongue
>Eat turmeric and other antihistamine spices
>Eat lots of things that contain vitamin C
>Chew candied ginger
Disclaimer: I have been doing all these every day and my cold is still not gone
Wrap your head in a hot steamy towel and think of the Queen.
Black tea with raspberry
1 to 7. The calculus is simple, dude.
hot sorpa
get better
if tar, booze and sauna won't help then we will dig a grave
Drink coffee all day, gets the blood flowing and clears sinuses
I don't understand. You said that it cures the cold in one week, AKA 7 days, but if you don't take it, you stay sick for 7 days.
Paracetamol, maybe gargling salty water or buying throat lozenges if you have a sore throat.
That's the joke
It's just such saying from my cunt.
>Katar leczony trwa tydzień, nieleczony siedem dni.
No matter what you do, whether you go to a doctor or use homebrewed medicines, or just stay in in bed doing nothing. You'll be fine after 7 days, not less.
>onion tea
>put some alchohol on a piece of cloth and tie it around your neck
>dampen your socks with vinegar and put them on, put a dry pair of socks over that and go to sleep (this is for fevers)
These are that I know of and they work.
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Chicken soup. Make sure to add garlic.
Zinc lozenges, chicken noodle soup, and sleep.
We never get a cold.
We don't shake because its cold, we shake because of anger thats its not colder!
>onion syrup
>onion tea
The Slavs are lightyears ahead of us in the field of onion innovations, how can we compete?
At least here, take the fresh leaves of a peppermint eucalyptus and crush it in your hands.
Rub the stuff on your chest and it'll clear your nose, especially useful when you need to sleep.
Oils have a really nice smell also desu.
You're thinking of flus, colds are when your nose is clogged up and you can't stop sneezing
When we feel like having a common cold it's suggested to drink booze
You put a cucumber up your ass.
It helps
Or, you know, just by a 500gram thing of mentholated vapour rub for a couple of bucks.
It works, you can make fun of it all you want. I don't always need to use medication with serious sideeffects in the long run that my body will start rejecting somewhere down the line anyway.
stingy cunt tho
lemon tea and honey
Soup and a bottle of Sprite.
5 aspirin pills + bottle of vodka
Nothing because we're not pussies
with lamingtons you sheep shaggers stole
*dies*
ant piss
its really sour but works
Actually I meant flu.
t. retard
Though I also get colds often so I will remember all of the things in this thread
because we have no insurance*
*uses healthpack*
Wut?
What the fuck merchant, 40+ posts have been wasted trying to cure something you don't even have
all lamingtons are enzed property, anybody saying otherwise is a liar.
keep your filthy criminal mitts off them.
Funny story: a while ago when I in highschool, some dumb fat bitch was complaining about having a fever the teacher, who was also stupid as fuck, told her to get some panadol (pain killers) tablets and keep taking them till she felt better. That they were harmless.
That dumb fat bitch ended up in the hospital emergency ward later that day due to an overdose of pain killers. Apparently she skipped the class after the one I was in which the teacher told her to take as many panadol as she needed, went down to the shops and bought a few packs of panadol, which her friends said that around lunch time she collapsed on the ground after taking the pain killers as though they were m&m chocolates.
People can be so fucking stupid.
Sly cunt jewed us out of our time, knowing time is the most valuable thing a person can waste.
I thought that cold and flu were synonyms in English
My sickness is killing my brain
you stick your hand or object in front of ant nest they bend their ass forward and starts shooting venom piss, it is not poisonous to human. It has to be forest ants.
it is the ant on the picture
forgot pic
That's real fucking neato.
Thankfully they are not 20 cm long Australian killer ants that bite your cock off, ours are can grow up to 1.5 cm and are even edible. During the summers I walk the forests and eat the things that grow/live there.
The green ants in Darwin are edible.
They're sour. You eat the green bit
So you just straight up eat ants?
Is this normal?
Hopefully they will not rise up again and rebel in my lifetime.
Some can make a pretty mean chutney, apparently.
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probably for the stockholm bratz but us hicks that live up in villages still do traditional things
Sour Ant Bumbum
Could probably sell it at a Thai restaurant.
I remember missing it when I came to Tasmania. And when it started raining and I wasn't allowed to play in it. Mum said I'd get sick.
The non tropics a shit
My grandma seriously considers Coke/Sprite a medicine.
> inb4 CHI
is the rest edible?
I don't think you're meant to. I can't really remember but I might have been a little native kid who taught me to eat them
Also if you ever come here do NOT eat wichity grub. So fucking bad
Yeah sprite, chicken soup and wrestling VHS's from the store. Truly it was a different time
That's probably because it was before they stopped putting cocaine in it.
Ants, you say?
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My parents always tell me coke helps with stomache pains
Suck you uncle's dick
We say that an untreated cold lasts for a week while a treated cold lasts for seven days.
In other words, nothing to be done about it. Just wait it out.
That's legit though, the carbonation eases your tummy
>traditional
Canada is a post-national country. We have no traditions.
a pole up in the thread was trying to say that but you worded it better
eucalyptus oils/rubs are the shit for colds, they clear up your nose in no time
sit in a fireant nest naked and drink vodka,the experience is so painful you will forget the flu
oh...
1000mg of DXM
This guy gets it.
That's what I assumed. It never really helps though.
put honey in tea
Usually I fuck myself with a dildo, don't worry it's not homo
Sprite and a banana
They're all shit. Nothing helps.
For sore throat I just get few packs of tic-tacs.
>They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.
That about sums it up
>having a cold in the Levant
Where do you live?
Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up.-
Works every time
Honey and tea. Works well for me and usually kills it before it gets to the annoying stuffy nose phase. I never use cold medicine