How the fuck did this get past quality control?

How the fuck did this get past quality control?

>Superman is coming in Supergirl
Hnnng.

Bitch gonna have window licking babies.

Not on the CW... maybe on Cinemax.

How the fuck did this get past quality control?

would eat for days

>actor has better ass than actress

Can women even do anything right?

dat bubble

In teen wolf he was such a man, my panties slipped off for him.

Now I just want to be friends.

Why?

>DC
>quality control

>Can women even do anything right?

Anything women can do men can do better including being women.

How the fuck did this get past quality control

>assfags BTFO
Irrefutable evidence that assfags are closet fags.

Because women hate Superman because he is a male power fantasy and is morally right. You liked the werewolf because he was a bad boy.

would watch.

Why the fuck did they cover his superass?

1.000.00 better than Henry Cavill

Is that fake? All sources point to not being fake. How?

>on my planet, the S means THICC

WTF I'M GAY NOW

How can women even compete ?

BIEL DETECTED

Is that buttman?

>You liked the werewolf because he was a bad boy.

Not the one you're replying to, but this isn't entirely accurate. Derek Hale was a total bro, and a good guy. Although he literally dressed like the poster boy for "bad boys incorporated" "boys your mother should've warned you about" and "rebel without a cause".

Also let's face it, he was the only non-parental real man in that show who showed any signs secondary sex characteristics - full beard, muscles etc. Compared to him the rest of the crew was scrawny teen boys. Ofc people would be attracted to him primarily.

In b4 you ask, yes I put a bit of thought in this, due to the fact that I'm desperately in madly in love with that character, and I'm a disgusting, yet proud Sterek shipper.

Which one?

>is coming in Supergirl

Well, that's one way to end the show.

There was an alternate universe comic story where Wonder Woman became a nazi and Superman turned into a centaur and had drunken centaur sex with a harem of female centaurs and I am not even slightly joking.

I thought Supergirl was cancelled.

fuckin' sjw producers trying to put centaurs in our media. this is almost as bad as casting that fucking space alien as the Chosen One in dr. strange, and that fucking Fantastic Beasts movie is such fucking minority kek bait

naa, just got moved back to CW where it belongs. where 50 shitty characters can come together to make a kinda medium-quality superhero universe

...

Supergirl+Superman incest needs to happen. They're just cousins and if she uses birth control it's fine.

I hope they kill him off, otherwise it's just going to be Superman jobbing to threats that only Kara can solve, and there was enough of that crap in the first one.

You want to make Supergirl interesting? Have her carry on the House of el by her fucking self.

Supes is down. If only it weren't for those stupid earth laws.

Except the DCAU also changed Superman to not be able to breath in space.
Did you complain about that?

why not Henry Cavill?

I'd watch it.

At least this one has hair.

Who took the picture?

>Except the DCAU also changed Superman to not be able to breath in space.

That's not the issue, he's still able to fly though which is why I included the example of MoS where he quite capable flies, in the show Kara went into space and then couldn't move because they needed to have an emotional moment where her "sister" rescued her.

It made no sense.

>JUST jared

The bull

Look at his right hand, there's a small remote there that probably triggers the camera

>Supergirl has low S1 ratings
>Oh shit better bring in Superman to save her

Why is this show so sexist?

Not in the movie universe.

>tfw you'll never see superslut get spitroasted by batman and superman

>THICC

innuendo

Was about to say that's probably been in porn parodies but they are all Wonder Woman. guess they realise Superman baging his cousin might be a bit weird.

how did bvs get past quality control?

does dc know what quality control is?
does dc know what quality is?

>guess they realise Superman baging his cousin might be a bit weird.

if you are the last two of your race and are first cousins there should really be no issue.

Anything after that is mongoloid country, plus who knows, their genetic structure is way different from humans, could be generations before things get into hunchback territory.

Not sure porn producers think about it that much.

I don't know why they'd find it weird at all, there's so much pretend mom/son porn out there what's the deal with cousins?

and if that's the case just have them use Superwoman, she's from a whole notherr dimension.

Snyder

Your reading comprehension is really bad

>ULTRA COOL SUPER RAD MEMES

kill yourself OP....
this fucking shit board man...

Not enough symbolism.

>Superman cares about Kryptonian laws
Why though, he doesn't even remember it.

BOIIIIIII

wtf im gay now

Is it weird I think the guy's hotter than the girl? No homo.

"Quality control" was what ruined it, just like SS.

someone post pics of his armpits

for a friend

Right looks very "Lois and Clark."