ITT: We are all in a holding cell

ITT: We are all in a holding cell.

You enter the cell once you reply.

>enter empty holding cell
>nice, it's quiet in here

what you in for?

>brought in without shoes and a bloody nose
>Cursory glance and slight nod.

Sorry guys

I gotta shit

I was caught jerking off in the ladies clothes section at walmart.

look at this edgelord begging us to ask his story
this isnt the movies

OUT OF THE WAY I HAVE 12 POUNDS OF COKE UP MY ASS AND I GOTTA SHIT

Sorry if I blow up the shitter. I had a truck load of Taco Bell.

guy put your fucking shoes back on jeez

fuck you guys nobody talk to me

where the fuck are all these people that need to simultaneously shit coming from

>sits right by the toilet

if i see those pants down i will reach for your cawk

Bend over bitches. I'm 6'3 and 275lbs.

>begin singing

why me why me lord why me why me lord why me

Hey pal, what time is it?

Yo nigggggggaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Where the whooty at?
>as an individual of indeterminate race, you don't know whether to nig me or nog me.

SUP, MOTHER BITCHES

You're first. Drop your pants and spread that ass

go ahead and dig i just got done taking the wildest shit of my young life im gaped af

>comes in in a skirt and halter top
Um... Officer, you put me with men!
Can I at least go to solitary?
>officer says no, traps stay with men
Fuck
>sits in a corner away from everyone

I got arrested for robbing a bank with a puffer fish and lasting 5 hours as police rushed in

why me lord why me

Cus u a beta male bitch, thats why

...

>Sit next to the trap.

Hey sexy, how you doing.

>wow
stare longingly

Lemmie suck yo dick bitch!

...

Suck mine bitch

Hola compadres, make me some room jaja

In here, so obviously not too good
>bitchmode go!
Take a picture, it lasts longer

...

>walk in
>its immediately obvious
>fuck it ill ask anyways

so does anyone here watch anime?

>starts beating the shit out of this guy

*looks up*

Oh hey everyone, don't mind me.

FUCK YES

Guilty

Yep

i was in a Holding cell .. and a guy had lots of Loose coke in his Sock .. i didnt partake in the party ... just tried to sleep till morning

>leer at the shemale and the fatass raping the singing idiot while i adjust myself every 30 seconds

Drunlbdj ss fukk guys
Pissingd on the bus

> enthusiastically leap in to the middle of the cell, mime the signature glasses removal of Horatio caine.

> "Waaaaaaaaaaao , bad boys boys wathca gonna do, watcha gonna do when the come for you"

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that and it didn't work, I'd be able to buy my way out of here. But no please. Carry one. Lets all just ignore the camera that right over FUCKING THERE!

Why are you here? because those dubs?

Im so drunkm RIGHT noe

>shits in my hand and throws it at this guy

I got this * puts tape over camera*

>shares jelly beans

does anyone mind if i take my clothes off?

Do you mind if we jerk off?

i'm an artist being held for my political belief and i am prepared to die for my cause so dont fuck with me please i will attempt to eat yuor face

I threw my Muslim neighbors a housewarming party. The police called it arson. Assholes

Hey I can take the tape off of the camera

or very good news

ALLAHU AKBAR

>a few seconds later, it's nice and quiet again in the holding cell

probably the most grueling 2hrs of my life sitting in one of those awaiting a bail hearing for something i didnt do not including the night i spent in the out of date holding cell in the police station basement and the following week in the local jail house where i actually thought i was going to mentally snap.
life lesson to everyone of you fags that hasnt ever been to jail for any amount of time, lie to cops about everything and i mean full tilt lie and make sure you dont get caught lying and if you do lie about that to.

>adjusts skirt
Nope, i got busted smoking pot behind a taco bell.

>Mexican dude walks in
>Nice sombrero
Hola jaja

>sit next to user with the jelly beans
>make no sound
>just chewing on beans

Well?

Nigga, you ain't even worth 2 cigs you fucking cuck. If anything the shitslinger is more than willing to eat your ass.

>*beats your shitskin ass bloody*

DEATH TO ISLAM!!!

I dont know why I kek to this
Sorry bruh fuck the pigs

>lie

bitch i run

your words are making your face look increasingly edible

nigger detected

Alright guys, we got a whole lotta fuckin and fighting in there.

Peterson you're on shield. Nunez with the spray...Weiss? Where the fuck is she? Weiss!? Get the fuck over here... Hold the door and let the men handle this shit.

Alright. Assholes and Elbows gentlemen!

Hey guys... I picklocked the door open

Your attitude is making your ass look edible

.You. Eat his ass already. Make him squeal.

EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bring it bitch

No you didn't , you delusional fuck wit

>why arnt yall in my ass already

DON'T YOU FUCKERS HAVE ANY OTHER HOLDING CELLS? THIS SHIT IS FUCKING FULL

Fuck off pig let me go I didn´t touch the girl I was just above her

No, you

*steps out of the door * really...

Only if you say please. *purses lips*

Sneaks out. Starts a riot. Hides in a broom closet.

Only if you call me daddy

Anyone got a light?

>Team enters and begins to stomp the shit out everybody in sight.

*comes in and there's no seats left
*leans on the wall and looks around

*Puts up a huge fight

You just mimed a door opening and faceplates the cell wall........delusional

:/ Sorry mate. I'm no submissive. I would suck that dick though. It's pretty.

SHIT EVERYONE I GOT THIS * takes pufferfish out * RRRREEEEEEEEEE

>High out my mind
Hey. You guys seen that one movie. With the football players. Where the guys were cheerleaders. like traps n' shit. If we get enough traps, you think we can make a game of tackle football using a rolled up jacket? And the trap chick-dudes can cheer us on, yeah?

>trap
I choke him with his own clothes
Then I dump the body on the toilet, filled with a Truckload of Taco Bell

The fuck? I just got he-

Then come blow me

>shoots everyone and commits suicide

>starts cannibalizing this person

DONT FUCK WITH ME

>join them and start stomping the shit out of all you retards

Stop your grinning and drop your linen :)

>make eye contact. Let out a gigantic fart.

feels good man.

farts

I killed a child.

But will it blend?

thrown into holding cell with just a blanket and no clothes. My 9" black cock swinging in the wind

He was the last air blender

>get undressed and launch my best punches to the guards with all my rage
Bring more faggets
>Get electroshocked