So Sup Forums, I stole some of my room mates vodka and watered it down. It froze in the freezer. what do I do...

so Sup Forums, I stole some of my room mates vodka and watered it down. It froze in the freezer. what do I do? can't buy alcohol, only 18.

Nigga just pay him back for the vodka

no money he'll beat my ass

Break bottle in freezer and wait for his reaction. Act surprised. Say you've heard of glass breaking in the freezer.

could work... hmmm, this happened to me once before, but it bursted.

U got rubbing alcohol?

jesus fuck yes

don't be a pussy

nigga hes tryna not to start shit, not kill the dude

Don't do this unless you wanna start a thread asking how to hide a body.

>Stole
>no money
>under 18 so couldn't fix the problem even with money

What exactly do you want from us?

how to make it unfreeze and stay unfrozen?

Suck his dick

do you even know how alcohol works

niggers water down roomies vodka
>thinks roomie wont taste it know it
>kill self do EVERYONE a favor

is there any mixture or compound that will suffice for vodka and unfreeze? I might just turn the temperature on the freezer way down and hope that they drink it before they fix.

Duh add anti-freeze

This

Sell your ass

Keep digging deeper newfag

been lurking here since I was like 13 but ok.

Your microwave's defroster

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Nope, you're totally fucked. This point the best you can do is be honest and apologize, he's gonna find out either way. He might be less pissed if you sack up and tell him yourself.

Sell your ass to him to repay the booze. Suck his dick afterwards for a no-hard-feelings gesture. Then shove the bottle up your ass for a reminder not to steal his booze again.

Put salt in it so it won't freeze

>pour the vodka out
>tell roommate you had a female friend over
and you were desperate to get laid so the two of you split roomie's vodka
>give him money to replace the vodka and a couple extra bucks for the hassle

he'll most likely understand you using his liquor in an attempt to score

ok. I finished. I added rubbing alcohol, salt, more water so he doesnt notice, and a shot of anti-freeze. Wish me good luck.