/mlb/ general - King Nothing edition

Sad.

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Baseball tbqh

>19 AB

Royals

agreed
Baseball

WHERE'S MY FUCKING TRADE, DIPOTO?

I NEED MY FUCKING FIX ALREADY

kek, please tell me this is real

Can you guys believe he got his man AGAIN?

You better flip Fraz and Robertson, Hahn. Don't stop now.

He didn't. Not yet anyway

>Bombston fans

...

>Okay, you can have our guaranteed #1 ace but you have to give us at least THREE pieces of actual shit in return

Based Donald is going to MBGA!

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They're all delusional

dont worry, Ms are about to overpay for buccholz

I don't even know what to say, other than
This is our next POTUS

jays tbqh

What did you expect from the same gm who signed James Shields?

wait, that post was pretty much 100% correct

Why make the same post again

we need more shoops of that one guaranteed groundskeep

He was right though. They did have an explosive start which propelled them to winning the ALE and then did contend deep into the postseason for a possible world series berth.

Luckily we have Joakim "bloop and a blast" Soria to fall back on

See

>contend deep into the postseason
>swept in the first round

soxbros, would you have preferred Giolito, Robles, Lopez?
I wouldn't have, fuck the nationals

>did contend deep into the postseason
Getting swept in the alds isn't deep

>mfw sodfather becomes a meme
Based tbhq

Ah yes, Yost's buttbuddy

if you dont win a single postseason game, were you even really in the postseason?

For the other user last thread

Nope. Fuck the nats. I was thinking bosox since last year at the deadline.

Shame we couldn't have done something like throw in drob or eaton or something to also get Benintendi.

it was a good pitch

great. computer, add buchholz and pomeranzz with CGI sad crying faces in the bottom corners. oh, and computer? set my uplinks to 'do not disturb'...

What do you call a smart blonde?


A golden retriever

Isn't he a Yankees fan? How can he badmouth his own teams players like that? What the fuck?

2016, worst baseball season ever. Luckily a week after it ended the best presidential election ever happened.

he only likes the yankees when they are good

The only good thing that happened this year is the rags got fucked

Don't forget to kick up the 4d3d3d3

>sodfather

(You) earned it

White Sox got fleeced. Should've at least gotten bendie tendies in place of one of the lower 2 prospects

He'll fit right into the White House as it is now

>Chris Sales

>How can he badmouth his own teams players like that?
hes confused, he thought he was a Boston fan

Quintana to Nats for cash considerations and a firm handshake

That's what happens when you have a gm dumb enough to sign James Shields.

why post this again?

Jewry approved

Because James Shields is having a mental breakdown on Sup Forums of all places.

ChiSox re-sign Adam Laroche to a 7 year, $140M deal
>"Well you get two guys for the price of one, essentially. We'd be crazy to pass up this once in a lifetime deal"

It's one of those great mysteries in life.

>Why post this again
>Why did a gm actually sign James Shields?
>Why did said gm never get fired for said trade?

They wouldn't sign there with uncle sale gone now. That fucking nut and his peanut are going to Boston

Chicago White Sox trade all honor and dignity to some usury scheme for $200,000 and a mandatory bright red glowing fucking down arrow

I'm from an hour from now and the FUCKING RED SOX did it AGAIN

Reminder that the Chicago White Sox also opted to keep Avisail Garcia and paid him 3 million dollars.

>Why are the red sox paying Pablo Sandoval to do absolutely nothing

Not quite CGI, but I did my best

Have to make those shekels. A goy like you wouldn't understand.

How many games do you think sale will last before screaming at mookie for smiling during a game

>Why are leaves consistently complaining about Steve Pearce?

(((Jerry Reinsdorf)))

Ayup.

At least the last GOP Pres had the decency to run a baseball team into the ground BEFORE becoming President.

Quintana to Dodgers for succi sucky

>Why are Yankees fans so butthurt all the time?

Ew we don't want Puig

>tfw my church group is organizing a bus trip to dodgers stadium in april

really, really, really, really, really, really good

OY VEY

Are you actually a Dodgers fan

I always assumed you were a false flagger

When will jokeland build a new stadium. Are the A's owners as poor as the raiders

I am a dodgers fan I just know we have sucked for 30 years and I dont think we will get any better any time soon

You guys don't suck, you just come up short...you've got talent kid, you're going places

They won't

Oakland is broke and won't pay for a new stadium.

the A's will stay longer than the Raiders, but they will eventually relocate to some other city. My guess is Las Vegas, because it seems like Vegas is getting a team from every league now.

They look more like giants fans actually.

Sure thing Jamal

It's a Bernie rally

>Best guess for this image: headgear

i get all my sluts using the #gamereadyhotties tag on insta

A's ran out the Raiders because raiders were trying to get a stadium built in the early 80s but before they do they wanted to do maintenence on the coliseum to fit a football crowd better

iirc the ownership of then pulled strings to shut the Raiders down politically

cue raiders move to LA

after decades of saving money the A's can very well build a stadium in any of the old sites around Oakland and there are tons but won't because they're Jewish

I'll laugh my ass off if raiders move to Vegas only to have the A's follow the year or two later

someone pls overpay for Hellickson. he's good. i promise

I wish instagram were around when I was in HS. I would have loved to see some of the girls in my class whore out on that site.

A's move
Cleaveland relocates to sacramento

>tfw you still open your myspace for nostalgic faps

>Guaranteed Rate Field

White Sox trade entire franchise for kind word and sly smile

Jews gonna Jews

Makes me wonder. Is (((reinsdorf))) the biggest jew in the league or is there someone who outjews him?

Even with that lol ironic eyewear, i'm a believer, with the cleveland indians~

Davis for Soler is a done deal

>No money involved
This would never happen

>davis for soler
fuck my shit up

Who's a bigger joke? The Sox or the Bears?

Knock down Shedd Aquarium and put Guaranteed Rape there instead to make the sox great again.

>view is beautiful lake michican and the awesome chicago skyline

>wont be in a nigger infested slum anymore ( can stop calling it guaranteed rape) thus more fans will come to games. they can meme a wall right on the lake like SF to start to building up a yuppie fanbase

Jewry literally cares more for shekels than fans in that he deliberately doesn't care what shit is on his field as he will make more money if less fans show up because he won't have to pay the city of Chicago if attendance is less than 50%. And this isn't even mentioning Guaranteed Rate.

Going to be pretty hard to out-jew that.

>2 team fan

That takes too much money to do goy

who we getting tomorrow?

Hitler was right.

I was going to say Loria but at least he built a new stadium and is attempting to take the Marlins the right way now

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Why the fuck does FOX insist on putting Joe Buck in over Matt Vasgersian?