New cell number. Linked to a chicks Facebook. it's been 3 days and I still get texts

New cell number. Linked to a chicks Facebook. it's been 3 days and I still get texts.

Dubs decides her next status update

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I've been nicely asking her to unlink it to my number. I have grown impatient.

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I need new ideas to post.

Kek, somebody saw the statuses and messaged you! What does it say?

that's my profile viewing hers.

it's an old phone with a new number. her profile is linked via text messages.

that's a pm from my friend to me.

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This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.

I'm bored, why can't I have a pack of niggers to rape me all day? :'(
Dubs get

Holy shit

oh come on have more class than a 10 ur old atleast. don't ruin the style I've created. embarrassing shit. not blatantly fake racist shit.

she works with a company that I go to for medical. so i run into her next week. I wanna be able to be smug about it. not embarrassed lol

C'mon OP, we're waiting

DESU DESU DESU

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Why don't you go to Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

nothin better than a group of black men to bring up your spirits when your feeling down.

Acceptable compromise? lol

Why don't you go to Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

I'm tired of all this fags and negroes, can't wait to send them all to camp.

the effort being put into these r disappointing

I don't see why guys keep making a big deal that I'm a post-op male to female. What was the point of the surgery if guys still don't want to sleep with me?

K then, what about: Not to be rude, but people need to learn some respect for other's beliefs: every time I talk about my fisting fetish everyone just stare at me being like "wtf", like I'm some sort of alien.
Dubs get (also OP, correct eventual syntax errors, it's morning for me)

Bored of snapchat? > snapchat__y__me could help you tonight!

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get 23 and I will post

Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat--y--me will help you tonight!

instead you should just Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

23 get. All about that 1% chance baby.

instead you should just snapchat__y__me and leak all your snapchat friends

if ur gunna spam the thread. post full size pics

ya ur right. 22

Bored of snapchat? > snapchat__y__me can help you today

fuck off you are a dick and a failure as human being

lmfao I'm high it's tired. dubs

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22 get here I come

Alright, last try.

winrar poontang dinrar

Rip get

I am the 1%

>Not to be rude, but people need to learn some respect for other's beliefs: every time I talk about my fisting fetish everyone just stare at me being like "wtf", like I'm some sort of alien.

u guys prolly want this not that lol

How many dicks do I need to suck before I can find a nice guy? smh - I'll just start blowing black guys.

Bless

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If you really don't care about this chick, post her Facebook you faggot.
G8 b8 m8 r8... 0

Any reaction from her friends commenting her other status updates?

"That old guy deserved to be shot in the head, damn blacks!"
welcome to the dubbadome

REEEEEEEEEEEE!
MAKE THE STATUSES PUBLIC, YOU FAGGOT!
Also this:

any replies to the posts from friends?

roll because 1 OFF

I don't and I do. I don't know her but she's annoying me. same time I'm a human being. I also found out her employer is xxxxxx which is a common provider in the area I just got setup with.

I'd like to be able to look her in the eyes of she ends up being a secretary or summin.

she's also done nothing to deserve the unrestricted potential of /b. nor do I need a fuckin hero tryin to reverse the playing field

Anyone have some good Hungarian hotdog porn??

it's 2 am here. sadly no

winrar

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

Tag some under the best post and wait, prolly someone will respond

And here I thought I would be able to fall asleep knowing OP wasn't a faggot.

I'm sexually attracted to underage girls.

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Do it OP

Rolling

Come on ffs

Dubbbbs get

My vagina smells like rotten corn. And it feels like fresh Kellogg's Corn Flakes ™. My breasts are lactating down through vag to my festering corn hole. Anyone want to eat my self made bowl of cereal?

Cmon dubbs

Ffs

I don't have access to her fb. her fb is linked to my phone number for text alerts. I can only post statuses, reply in comments that I get an alert for, or like a comment.

so I can only post statuses and reply to those who say something. so far the best I got was this but the guy never responded

Fucking pathetic OP.

Dubs now

i was talking to a friend and we ended up arguing, I told her you don't have to shower everyday, because pussy sweat has natural enzymes that act like soap. so you're actually cleaner in the summer than in the winter. she started getting cocky and eventually stormed out. so I ask you, my friends of Facebook... what's the longest you've gone without a shower? for me, its been about 14 days since I've even gotten my hair wet. my longest time without bathing was the summer of 2013, (the entire summer) i didn't even buy soap until the snow started falling

,,,,,

Gg

we're all fags here. eventually u will figure that out

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Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.

dude. just no lmfao I'm sorry... ok maybe I will

Some times I like to sit with my legs open in front of the mirror and put random things into my vagina to see if I can squeeze them out.


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Winrar

Winrar

ok props lmfao this was good

Hahaha yasssssss!!!!!

You have her phone number, and full name. Possibly email address.
Couldn't you do something better than this OP?

I just want her to unlink my new phone number from her Facebook. no need to do anything else. hopefully she'll learn a harmless lesson. when a guy asks you to stop spamming his phone for 3 days. do it

Buy a new sim card you daft fuck

Anyone got a male horse? They're the only thing that pleasures my loose vagina. Reply with your horse ;) and I'll give you a free handy or blowy when I meet you. P.S do you also have a dog?

I just bought this one u retard? why the fuck would I buy a new one? also if still have the same number dipshit. so it'd solve nothing. u buy a pointless fucking SIM card

Tell him and I'll kill you, alright sweetie? ;)

Roll, post pic too

I tried pics already. no go. it texts me back saying that it's not able to do it

Can you share things? Like pic related

probably if u gave a link. idk if fb will make the preview tho. I'm limited to text. it's the old school fb txt alerts for stupid shit tier phones.

I went in to the ladies bathroom on Easter morning and someone was taking a massive dump. The weird part is that it smelled kind of good. I knocked on the door and asked them where they ate recently and a few ladies giggled, which was odd. The girl in the stall told me to, "fuck off" and started crying. Kindergarteners are so moody.

Nice trips, and here's
nhentai.net/g/79280/
Do something with it, if the preview shows, kek

Any good Italian or Chineese food nearby? If you know what I mean ;)

(Or any seemingly normal question followed by "if you know what I mean")

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Thanks for the fun night, John ;) talk to you soon

Well deal with her having the same number fuckstick. Fix it yourself and stop whinging