Eternal Arsenal Thread

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wenger IN

you are literally a fucking moron

i cannot believe someone typed out such a dumb fucking post

kill yourself immediately

DELETE THIS IMMIDIATELY

t. Cyril Rioli

>tfw we draw Real or Bayern next anyway

is alexis really only making 130k/week? i always thought him and ozil were at 150 =D

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welbeck makes 140

wtf is on that dude's chest?

the fac up

wining and dining your girlfriend ain't cheap, you know? and i mean >your< girlfriend, not dat guy's

Almost time for >tfw no signings: winter edition

bayern r shit now
real won't finish 2nd

jokes on u i dont have a girl friend

This march over spring break I'll be flying to London with some friends and we're going to an Arsenal game. They are big fans but I know next to nothing about the team or sport. What do I need to know to fit in and not stand out? Should I even be an Arsenal fan or are they a meme?

Our most famous fans are the queen of England and Usama Bin Laden

Missed the game yesterday, were they as good as the scoreline suggests?

Let's hear them hot opinions, lads

Pretty dominant desu

Ask people what they think of Tottenham

Off to the Paki's blood you bloods want anything senpai?

why, who is tottenham?

Which part of Arsenal is the best lads

backwoods and a grape dutch, if they dont got grape then just get me whatever except swishers

>What do I need to know to fit in and not stand out?
You should wear The Arsenal jersey everytime and everywhere.

This cannot be
WENGER OUT

It disappoints me that this picture says Old Trafford and not Wel-Air

Just got back from my kids school "winter holiday" singing thing

>Literally one (1) Christmas song
>A Mexican song about a cat
>A Jew song
>autistic bellowing from the corner

10/10 can't wait for next year

>and not stand out
you have to sit

>persisted standing
lmao

its persistent you illiterate fucking cunt

*it's

>tfw i'm not fucking an illiterate cunt

we were pretty great. our first goal was vintage arsenal (33 passes before the goal). we looked a little shaky defensively toward the end of the first half. got things back on track in the second. if it weren't for Holding losing concentration for a second we'd have kept the clean sheet

Who /scouting Hamez/ here? Can't wait until we sign him in January. I wonder what number he's gonna get

Not so sure I want any more non whites in the side desu

Who do >we want to win today?

>Hamez
>not white
Wew laddy
Halal, Juventus, Copenhagen and Lyon

100% certified non-white

nordcucks

???

>not wanting Hamez
What a fucking cross

Spot on my friend

This is my first time watching Dortmund playing
Wtf, they play similar to us, but with better passing
I think I'll bandwagon them from now
Dominating Madrid in their home is quite something even if you're losing

>dominate
>still lose
Pretty much >us.

Thanks, friends

Madrid is coming

oh please god give wenger real madrid. i want to see his shitty weak minded team get raped by a footballing colossus once more before he retires and dies

OptaJoe @OptaJoe
5 - Leicester City’s 0-5 defeat is the biggest margin of defeat by an English side in Champions League/European Cup history. Outfoxed.

>Porto destroying Leicester

Fucking beautiful

>top the group for the first time in years
>probably gonna draw some European giant anyway

Teams Arsenal could face in the CL round of 16:

Benfica
Bayern Munich
Bayer Leverkusen
Real Madrid
Porto
Sevilla


Does it matter?

GOOD:
Benfica
Leverkusen
Porto
Sevilla

BAD:
Bayern

WORSE:
Madrid

I don't think we should really fear anyone, whats the point, we've been shit these past few years so fuck it

No
Member, we lost to Monaco

>Teams Arsenal will actually face RO16
Real Madrid
Bayern Munich

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>Top your group for once
>Still get to play Bayern or Real

both of them are beatable. also never forget monaco...

>you now remember Jamie Vardy

Leicester are lowkey a disgrace.

Told you all Lucas was the truth

>Y A N K S
>A
>N
>K
>S

Cheeky bid for Obamamang when

Telegraph Football @TeleFootball
#Arsenal willing to sell Mesut Ozil if he does not lower wage demands

#Cesc

Wenger OUT

>Some sources claim Ozil and Sanchez want £20million-a-year, £384,000-a-week, to re-sign with the Gunners and Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has appealed for them not to let money decide their futures.

How do you justify Wenger's salary being higher than Özils?
Arsenal had this coming.

The only place they'll be getting £400k a week is China.
Hopefully they'll sign for £250k a week

You'd like to think if Wenger extends his contract, then he'd take a pay cut. I doubt he needs this kind of money anymore.

sanchez wouldn't get into the current chelsea team

They can offer shit like signing on bonuses and other payment bonuses over the lifetime of the contract too. It shouldn't be all about money, which I don't think it will. Wenger's contract will come into it and whether they think Arsenal can continue to challenge.

He certainly wouldn't be starting upfront for them. He's currently the main man at Arsenal leading the team.

Yeah offering performance bonuses would be a way to go.
I'm hoping that we sign before the end of the season, as waiting for the results of the season could be costly.

Footballers generally aren't very smart. It was obvious that the likes of Fabregas, Hleb and Song wouldn't enjoy the same status that they had at Arsenal at Barcelona yet they all ended up deciding to leave, with Fabregas and Hleb even pushing for the move.

You're telling me Pedro is better than Sanchez?

Oh fuck of you dickhea-
>leaf
>sosa
Never mind carry on

>good
>sevilla
sevilla wil trash arsenal

>not giving Özil and Alexis whatever money they want
WENGER OUT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We have beaten Bayern before and will do it again if necessary

Lads
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Everyone good will want that if we do. Even trash like Walcott will be after 200k a week.

If >we can bring in Obamayang we can actually do without alexis
as absurd as doing without Alexis is.

>Özil and Sanchez leaving over money while random shits like Walcott and Ramsey sit on big cash contracts
WENGER OUUUUUUT

then sell walcott instead of pussy footing around

I already disproved this image in the last thread

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You're going to be/are an awful parent.

and if barca and atleti are drawn before arsenal the chance of us getting seville/real would increase dramatically
these are probabilities right now, meaning if you made a million simulated draws this would be the distribution, of course the moment the first team is pulled out of a pot the probabilities will change depending upon which team it is, that's how it works, but your objection is weak.

6-0

I mean, you do realize it's totally rigged right?

I would be amazed if Arsenal don't get Buyern or Real.

>believing sepp blatter
i believe your quads though tbqh

didn't someone reveal that they heat the balls (popular teams, do not draw against each other early) and cool (no one cares teams, i.e Leicester) them as a code to make the right match up be drawn.

Also Bayern far worse than Madrid, judging by that game against Dortmund.

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You'e wrong again because they literally draw from the group winner's pots first which hasn't been factored in

>barca and atleti get drawn before arsenal
>they can't get sevilla or RM
>therefore other group winners chances of getting sevilla or RM increase
>taking all such permutations and combinations into account some teams have higher chances of being drawn against other teams
are you stupid or just pretending?

Wenger on Sanchez/Ozil futures: "They have 18 months contract and they are completely committed to do well as long as they are here."


Wenger on Sanchez's China offer: "Why should you go to China today when you play in England?"


Wenger appears to rule out prospect of selling Ozil or Sanchez even if they run their contracts down.

having rvp flashbacks desu