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still off season

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first for Alonso in the Merc

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>there will never be an update of this

Aww.

pls why no template first post, it's not that hard ;__;

Just finished the photo book for my dad of our Spa weekend. This better be smooth as fuck, shit's expensive.

I did it and fuckd up.

Hang on we won a tournament?

Fuck yeah Roumania

OK, here's the full team from the last thread
Whoever can mod these name, do it.
>Kill me because I missed /yourguy/

>Mercedes: Racist Brit / Anti-Ham Hungarian
>Red Bull: kingfelipe.jpg / A Toothpaste Cunt
>Ferrari: Based Schumi / Chad-Finland
>F. India: SIDF Pajeet / Paki Guy
>Williams: THAT Canadian / Proper Finland who writes in long paragraphs
>McLaren: Ancient Toothpaste / Eggs 4 Victoria
>T. Rosso: He-who-kissed-his-sister / He-who sniffs-his-sisters-cooch
>Haas: Fat Nick / Fat Nick's Excess
>Renault: TWAIN(Romanian) / That one AUS Palmer Fan
>Manor: F1 Pandas / Dutch Tractor Cunt
>Sauber: Cheeky Dubs Guy / WAG Fag

>Tractor Cunt = Gay Anime Poster

Austist Away

no one gave me a (You) before the thread ended

>tractor cunt instead of Mana

Thank you

Winter Stream: 1986 Belgian GP

rabb.it/spf1general

>Nelson On Pole
>Dry Race
>First Corner Accident

u tried, ty for attempt

tl;dr

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Which one would that be? We dun goofed in Autumn and Winter Cup

Sorry Finbro, it's gotta suck that you write 400-word essays on every subject and not even get a single (you)

Just some memevitational, nothing major.
implyingrigged.info/wiki/Fakkin_Boolsheet_Series_II#El_Generalico_Classico

I can have a go putting them to RFactor 2 when I get home but I'm not gonna be a complete autist and stream a race.

>>Tractor Cunt = Gay Anime Poster
[muffled tsundere shouting]

At least do some video highlights or an amusing crash or something

Honestly I'd feel worse knowing I wasted a talent like Bottas. If I was him I'd probably sign Bottas to a two year deal, and then send Pascal to Sauber. Then pluck both Ocon and Pascal for the works drive as the current lineup retires.

The time spent maturing in a midfield team is key, in my opinion. They need to learn how to be a member of a team outside of the public spotlight that you'd get at a top works team.

Crash Based Schumi into the side of THAT Canadian at Jerez

>not streaming it so you can beg for donations on Twitch as well like Henno. Need I remind you that even though it's the Winter break you should consider paying the toll for even more quality entertainment next year

I want them to fucking confirm the replacement for nico already, it's killing me.
I want someone to shut up hamilton again.

>This works like the old national broadcasters and end up hurting keeping the camera on WAGfag in last for the whole race.

Fucking phone keyboard

post 2016 highlights

>tfw you can hear it even without sound

always wondered, is that Vettel?

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Yeah. That's him.

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>yfw it's Wehrlein

Fuck that, he ain't that good.
It's just that merc are betting on getting a first junior from one of their programs instead of an outsider... but I'd rather have them wait than push wherlein.

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>All indicators point to Mick Schumacher joining Mercedes’ young drivers’ program soon.

>Schumacher was spotted at the German Grand Prix earlier this year as a guest of both Mercedes, and another of his father’s former teams Ferrari.

>At an end of year celebration event near Stuttgart, Schumacher was pictured wearing a Mercedes F1 team jacket, with the tabloid adding that his signing “will soon be official, but no one wants to confirm it yet.”

>Mick has finished both the Italian and German Formula Four championships in second place this year, and is set to race in Formula Three next season.

f1insider.net/2016/12/07/mick-schumacher-close-joining-mercedes-young-drivers-program/

Ferrari BTFO

weak bantz on display

BOSS
E
R
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was this 2016? I cant even remember they're all the same

m8 there are at least 2-3 Finlandese who write long, autistic posts. The reason is simple: this is our only social contact apart from cashiers and you are our only friends.

>this is our only social contact apart from cashiers
>tfw this is actually true for me

I don't talk with anyone outside of Sup Forums, no friends.
I don't think of the people here as friends though, that would be weird. You don't even know them, it's all anonymous.

Are you the fat guy?

>BUT GRO PER will never happen again

I consider you a friend...

>I don't talk with anyone outside of Sup Forums, no friends.
you're digging yourself even deeper, Nickita

he obviously is.

Come on lad there can't be that many working computers in Greece

Unfortunately.

T-thanks.

Just play an MMO if they're still popular & join a guild or something, shit jump on Twitch & go chat with some cute asian trap playing MGS for a bit. The world is your oyster on the internet just don't go eating it

IGNORE FAT POSTS

jokes on you, I write long posts and also have friends. Its just that I don't have any friends who are even remotely interested in F1, let alone to such an autistic degree that you end up following almost all the feeder series' as well just to stay up to date on upcoming drivers

Bit mean that mate

BASED NICO.

Dubs and OP has to post his or her Penis

>Godberg only drove for two teams his entire F1 career
>kept almost all of his assisting personnel the same for the whole time
>same WOOOOOOOOOOOOO race engineer for every season except 2006

He is a god tier alpha

anyone else annoyed everyone loves Rosberg all of sudden when he was pretty much a non-entity to the media and fans for his entire career?

I take the piss, but seriously, to whichever one of you is the one that writes about Feeder series, thank you.

While it's easy enough to find friends who will talk motorsport and F1, you're some of the most up-to-date people I know when it comes to Feeder Series / Junior Drivers and it gives me a familiar "face" to talk to about such things. You've also proven that I'm not the most autistic person when it comes to Junior Series, which makes me feel better, because it's always wierd not having anyone close who knows as much as I do.

Ok, reddit tier rant over

>her Penis

No. A lifelong Rosberg fan here.

HAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOO NICOLA

Why is it Fernando Alonso and not Fernando Diaz or Fernando Alonso Diaz?

>Fernando Díaz :DDD

I'd love to be his wife desu famalan senpai

four minutes it took.

not bad for the off season.

you and me both, Jarppi.

>forced to swap long-time #1 mechanic and other crew with Louis
>still beats him to the cup

checkmate, athiests

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Since what year?

NOBODY LIKES A BIGOT

i'm horny af right now desu senpai

I always liked him, just seems like a nice guy.
Kinda sad that he retired although that makes the sport more exciting. If they get Alonso or Bottas or someone good that is and not a shitty second driver.

Will Lewis and Hamilton be able to work together next season?

2011 British census
2011 Canadian census

ALO vs HAM 2: The Legend of Britneys Gold

Plot twist: Rosberg actually knows that Mercs 2017 car will be a total dog so he's retiring so he doesn't have to deal with a season full of struggle

>everyone is selling their souls just to get a sniff of Rosberg's old seat whilst Rosberg is sat at home shoutlaughing at autists throwing away their loyalty and careers just to get some seat that has no guarantee of being better than anyone else next season
>Mercedes leaves the sport by 2020 anyway and goes all in with Formula E

2009 here when i started watching again.

will 2017 be /his year/, /f1/?

What was Audi thinking going all in on Formula E when they had their WEC setup. Has that diesel gate business hit them a lot harder than they are letting on you think?

Yes.

Will get a Podium before Hulk

>2020
Road map to 2020
2017 - last year of cars looking good
2018 - halo and the start of the decline
2019 - jump off the sinking ship year
2020 - what if F1?

who?

>Magnussen and Rosberg leave their enviable seats
>Palmer and (probably) Wehrlein get their seats when otherwise they would *maybe* drive in F-e

they should be thankful

praise kek

>jokes on you, I write long posts and also have friends

>Has that diesel gate business hit them a lot harder than they are letting on you think?
Yep, they canned the WRC program too.

>2017 cars are immediately too fast and vast resources and in season development makes the front runners more dominant than ever and push the boundaries of the cars constantly
>2017 - someone dies in a high speed accident
>2018 - cars cucked for life, halo, speeds neutered and regulations changed, 2017 will forever be remembered as the one crazy "Group B" season of F1, resulting in several accidents and a death, tracks cucked with safety even further
>2019 viewership drops considerably
>2020 F1 abandoned by Mercedes, Renault, Honda, backmarkers are completely broke and leave the sport, only Ferrari and Williams remain
>2021 - F1 killed off, non-electric engines never raced with again, Formula E cuckery is now the pinnacle of motorsport

its over boys

Personally the thing I'm amazed about it how well you guys can communicate in english. Maybe it's just because I suck, but foreign languages are hard. I make more mistakes in my native language than you do in what I assume is a second language.

Could still have
>BOT
>GRO
>PER
,no?

It'll ve his last year in F1

Its quite common and is omnidirectional. Your Dutch grammar would be a lot better than mine when you reach fluent proficiency.

Well shit, how has it effected their normal car stuff though. Anything noticeable or just motorsport departments gone? Also what is the standard Audi driver in your countries? It's either a paki or some knob here, either way they always speed in stupid areas & drive like absolute twats when going the limit

We could have GUT GRO PER.

what are the confirmed FIA 3-letter codes for Stroll and Vandoorne again? and there will be at least one new/returning driver now that Nicola has retired.

pls no more Steve Gut

>GUT GRO PER
Was only just thinking about wanting to bruise her kidneys the other day aswell

>what are the confirmed FIA 3-letter codes for Stroll and Vandoorne again?
STR and VAN, I assume.

alright, VAN PER VES comes to mind

>2021 - Boss GP and Ferrari F1 Clienti drivers are more heroic than proper F1 drivers

If it's any consolation, I can't speak English for shit.

d'ambrosio needs to come back, so we have VAN DAMme in the results

>If it's any consolation, I can't speak English for shit.
Do you sound like the Hydraulic Press Channel guy when you talk English?

>BOSS GP

No. I sound like Mika Häkkinen if he had no brain damage.

Was hoping more like this
youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

My family back home owns two VW group cars, we haven't noticed any change from the client side over there.
Here in germany I see a few ads here and there about the VW service being top notch, but I think it's a recent trend among manufacturers (have seen others do the same) instead of a response to the issue.
Maybe only in america they get bad rep? No one here complained, back home no one complained, etc.

We'd need some journo with an insider to know what's happening. Other than that, we just know of the motorsport projects gone... but that probably means all the vanity and aggressive projects are gone (dunno what this means for the Bugatti clientele since it runs on a loss afaik).

About the audi drivers:
Back home - a mix of two... the old school audi dude who is boring af but has money and likes quality, and the new audi dude who is obnoxious, loud, and masculine.
Here in germany - it can be anyone, given that it's a "local brand", but from experience... fake blonde girls, IT guys, teachers, engineers... old audis are driven by the equivalent to chavs. I think it's the least popular of the 3 (first is Merc at least here in the north).

>Tintin
>Europol competition