Alright mother fuckers. Story time

Alright mother fuckers. Story time.

>be me
>work at Staples
>Coming up to 4th year working
>Knows every department except copy/print center
>Never done anything in this department before
>Last night small closing crew for 5-9
>Have young girl in copy
>She calls me over
>I ask her if i can help from tech, where I am
>"No, you have to come see this"
>ok.jpg
>walk to back copy counter
>She is laminating some pictures
>"Do you know that kid who comes in every other day?"
>"which one?"
>"Well actually he just looks like a kid but hes actually like 30, and hes got some sort of disability"
>"O right i know who youre talking about"
>"Look at what he got me to laminate"
>looks down
>fucking astonished
>girl is LITERALLY laminating a PILE of fucking animated porn
>Pic related
>"what the fuck?"
>"yea he brings in like a few dozen pictures every week, sometimes twice a week or more"
>TFW there is literally nothing short of a fucking money shot on some Naruto character
>TFW There is also Non-porn and totally SFW Pictures of Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Yugioh, etc.
>TFW i realize this kid is literally disabled beyond the point of shame and has us laminate his porn for him
>TFW Its probably laminated so his cum doesnt ruin it

This is sadly a true story Sup Forums
I will post more pictures if anyone cares.

wat

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and dont forget this beauty.
I fucking kekd so hard.

Jesus christ if you're gonna make a story at least make it some what readable.

>Have young girl in copy
>She calls me over
>I ask her if i can help from tech, where I am
>"No, you have to come see this"

How the fuck is anyone without autism meant to follow what you are saying

Fuck you nigga, Ive spent years reading threads and never posted one until now cause i didnt have anything worth making.
Its 8 am and i just woke up and i wanted to post this before i go to work. bite me. Ignore the greentext and lol at pictures

I thought it was fine.

Also what the fuck.

I understood it fine. Maybe it's you that has autism, user?

>i realize this kid is literally disabled beyond the point of shame and has us laminate his porn for him
he might not realise its porn

If there's splooge on it, he probably does

Not a shitpost. I'm mildly impressed user.

Spoke to a different manager, appearantly hes been coming in for this kind of shit for months, years even and we cant tell him to leave because technically "Its not illegal"

However, our GM has managed to convince him to not do it in self-serve due to the fact it really bothers other people.

We have also had a few of the other copy associates complain about having to do this, mind you most of them are aged 18-22

why are you not banging her?

Great story user
The fact she will print this out shows she is dumb
Personally if was you I'd take her on a date get a few drinks in her and fuck her
If dos not work save the pics and records of prints threaten her with her job
Now use to your advantage and fuck her
There's no way that you can't fuck her shit will be cash

No John. You are the autism.

And then, John was an ass burger.

Then make a house rule against it?

First of all, I dont date coworkers.
I have a girlfriend of over 3 years.

Secondly, she didnt print them, the mental fuck prints them out en masse at home and brings them in to be laminated.

Thirdly, i only do white girls.

I don't know which is more bizarre. The fact that customer pays total strangers to do this, or the fact that Staples is so desensitized they do it anyway. Why isn't the female employee freaking out and laminating away like it's not a thing?

You got some soft snowflakes working at your joint if they can't even handle lamenting wank material for the severely disabled. Pic unrelated.

This. I mean, you guys HAVE seen porn together now. She cute, OP?

The better question is why are u asking why?
It brings keks, so why complain?
Theres people equally or more fucked than you so it might as well be worth capturing the moment

Yesterday on work I asked a colleague if someone would get in trouble with this sort of thing. But I was asking about loli pics. Nothing too hardcore, just normal pictures.
What do you guys think? Would they call the cops or something? How would OP react if a guy wanted to print out some loli pics?

Its not against the law here, but im Canadian.

Things are a little strict more down south from here.

it's totally not you that wants to print out loli pics right? You're asking "for a friend"?

It's not a big deal for god's sake. They are cartoon pictures of stuff.

Would be way more alarming if someone would ask to laminate pictures of dead animals, insects and weird stuff with blood etc...

Americans and double standards.

Nigga, most women are as gross and filthy minded as any man. They just internalize it. Cartoon porn is nothing to freak out about.

Yea I heard in the USA it's a bit tricky. At least in some parts of it.
kek
no we ask eachother shit like that here and there.

Ok well still try and fuck her I've fucked a few black women and their wild as fuck
If you do fuck her she won't tell anyone for fear of her job and no one will know
She's still laminating porn user
Also they could save money and just buy laminate and do it at home and loose your company money
So tell her that
Pic unrelated

>The better question is why are u asking why?

Because a lot of this shit isn't supposed to overflow IRL. "What one does in the privacy of their own home," Rule #1, #2, #12. Shit. This sorry bastard is gonna end up on local news. Maybe even Tosh.0 or something.

>It brings keks, so why complain?

OP said it was sad, and I agree. The utter pathos is off the scale here.

Is she asian? Kinda remembers me of that one creepshot with the girl in a copyshop. She was wearing a red shirt too. Can't find the pic unfortunately.

>Shit. This sorry bastard is gonna end up on local news.
yea i dont think so, sorry to burst your bubble mate.

All depends on whether or not anyone at Staples decides to take a pic. OP is already posting here.

Yea but theres hundreds of staples stores and no crime is being comitted.

Also that shit would never make it to the news because it doesnt exactly meet the requirements of whats ok to be in the news and whats not.