>be me >work at Staples >Coming up to 4th year working >Knows every department except copy/print center >Never done anything in this department before >Last night small closing crew for 5-9 >Have young girl in copy >She calls me over >I ask her if i can help from tech, where I am >"No, you have to come see this" >ok.jpg >walk to back copy counter >She is laminating some pictures >"Do you know that kid who comes in every other day?" >"which one?" >"Well actually he just looks like a kid but hes actually like 30, and hes got some sort of disability" >"O right i know who youre talking about" >"Look at what he got me to laminate" >looks down >fucking astonished >girl is LITERALLY laminating a PILE of fucking animated porn >Pic related >"what the fuck?" >"yea he brings in like a few dozen pictures every week, sometimes twice a week or more" >TFW there is literally nothing short of a fucking money shot on some Naruto character >TFW There is also Non-porn and totally SFW Pictures of Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Yugioh, etc. >TFW i realize this kid is literally disabled beyond the point of shame and has us laminate his porn for him >TFW Its probably laminated so his cum doesnt ruin it
This is sadly a true story Sup Forums I will post more pictures if anyone cares.
Easton Russell
wat
Wyatt Lewis
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Oliver Allen
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Landon Wilson
and dont forget this beauty. I fucking kekd so hard.
John Lee
Jesus christ if you're gonna make a story at least make it some what readable.
>Have young girl in copy >She calls me over >I ask her if i can help from tech, where I am >"No, you have to come see this"
How the fuck is anyone without autism meant to follow what you are saying
Noah Butler
Fuck you nigga, Ive spent years reading threads and never posted one until now cause i didnt have anything worth making. Its 8 am and i just woke up and i wanted to post this before i go to work. bite me. Ignore the greentext and lol at pictures
Jose Robinson
I thought it was fine.
Also what the fuck.
Gabriel Price
I understood it fine. Maybe it's you that has autism, user?
Benjamin Ross
>i realize this kid is literally disabled beyond the point of shame and has us laminate his porn for him he might not realise its porn
Noah Miller
If there's splooge on it, he probably does
Alexander Gonzalez
Not a shitpost. I'm mildly impressed user.
Joshua Gonzalez
Spoke to a different manager, appearantly hes been coming in for this kind of shit for months, years even and we cant tell him to leave because technically "Its not illegal"
However, our GM has managed to convince him to not do it in self-serve due to the fact it really bothers other people.
We have also had a few of the other copy associates complain about having to do this, mind you most of them are aged 18-22
Cameron Anderson
why are you not banging her?
James Brooks
Great story user The fact she will print this out shows she is dumb Personally if was you I'd take her on a date get a few drinks in her and fuck her If dos not work save the pics and records of prints threaten her with her job Now use to your advantage and fuck her There's no way that you can't fuck her shit will be cash
Ethan Diaz
No John. You are the autism.
And then, John was an ass burger.
Anthony Morgan
Then make a house rule against it?
Jack Foster
First of all, I dont date coworkers. I have a girlfriend of over 3 years.
Secondly, she didnt print them, the mental fuck prints them out en masse at home and brings them in to be laminated.
Thirdly, i only do white girls.
Carter Gomez
I don't know which is more bizarre. The fact that customer pays total strangers to do this, or the fact that Staples is so desensitized they do it anyway. Why isn't the female employee freaking out and laminating away like it's not a thing?
Oliver Baker
You got some soft snowflakes working at your joint if they can't even handle lamenting wank material for the severely disabled. Pic unrelated.
Daniel Lopez
This. I mean, you guys HAVE seen porn together now. She cute, OP?
Jackson Martinez
The better question is why are u asking why? It brings keks, so why complain? Theres people equally or more fucked than you so it might as well be worth capturing the moment
Blake Mitchell
Yesterday on work I asked a colleague if someone would get in trouble with this sort of thing. But I was asking about loli pics. Nothing too hardcore, just normal pictures. What do you guys think? Would they call the cops or something? How would OP react if a guy wanted to print out some loli pics?
Caleb James
Its not against the law here, but im Canadian.
Things are a little strict more down south from here.
Joseph Gray
it's totally not you that wants to print out loli pics right? You're asking "for a friend"?
Lincoln Murphy
It's not a big deal for god's sake. They are cartoon pictures of stuff.
Would be way more alarming if someone would ask to laminate pictures of dead animals, insects and weird stuff with blood etc...
Americans and double standards.
Adrian Roberts
Nigga, most women are as gross and filthy minded as any man. They just internalize it. Cartoon porn is nothing to freak out about.
Levi Martinez
Yea I heard in the USA it's a bit tricky. At least in some parts of it. kek no we ask eachother shit like that here and there.
Carson Campbell
Ok well still try and fuck her I've fucked a few black women and their wild as fuck If you do fuck her she won't tell anyone for fear of her job and no one will know She's still laminating porn user Also they could save money and just buy laminate and do it at home and loose your company money So tell her that Pic unrelated
Hudson Butler
>The better question is why are u asking why?
Because a lot of this shit isn't supposed to overflow IRL. "What one does in the privacy of their own home," Rule #1, #2, #12. Shit. This sorry bastard is gonna end up on local news. Maybe even Tosh.0 or something.
>It brings keks, so why complain?
OP said it was sad, and I agree. The utter pathos is off the scale here.
Andrew Stewart
Is she asian? Kinda remembers me of that one creepshot with the girl in a copyshop. She was wearing a red shirt too. Can't find the pic unfortunately.
Jeremiah Clark
>Shit. This sorry bastard is gonna end up on local news. yea i dont think so, sorry to burst your bubble mate.
Robert Price
All depends on whether or not anyone at Staples decides to take a pic. OP is already posting here.
Josiah Murphy
Yea but theres hundreds of staples stores and no crime is being comitted.
Also that shit would never make it to the news because it doesnt exactly meet the requirements of whats ok to be in the news and whats not.