You have to choose one and only one of these cunts to live for the rest of your life...

you have to choose one and only one of these cunts to live for the rest of your life, which one would you choose and why?

Lol, Germany ofc.

france
fuck germany

I hate to say this but... France. It has a more Mediterranean vibe. Which is very thrilling.

Germany because I already speak German and have already lived there for 3 months and visited most of the major cities.

Also better job opportunities.

(You)

What kind of ironic shitpost question is that?
And the answer is france, obviously.

>obviously
why? isn't Germany a rich country full of jobs oportunities?, especially if you're a native

Sweden. I've already lived in: the US, the UK, Spain and Singapore. Singapore was pretty cool. None of them compare to Sweden though.

idk it's not like either of them are homogenous. I would guess France because they're not so ridiculous about anti-racism here, but then again France is more of a socialist hellhole than Germany, though that could change soon.

Why so much self hatred ?

>Sweden
>YES!

>a ricain in Paris
How is your holiday in Africa so far ?

They are just autistic memers that have just discovered Sup Forums and take memes seriously. Just like this guy over here that doesn't even know how to use that meme properly.

Do colonies and possessions count? I'd go for a French island or like French Guyana or something.

France by a mile.

But the Guyana is not France !

>Do colonies and possessions count?
No

There is nothing more comfy than the quaint countryside of France.
Live in a nice house with a big field, the nature all around you, cute winding French country roads and if you need something a Carrefour Hypermarché is a 20 minute ride away at a shopping park next to Buffallo Grill and McDonald's.

>French Guyana
not you don't, trust me

France will always be left leaning, and it won't change. I don't know why you say that it could change soon. If you're talking about the election, know that all parties are socialist to some degree

it's programmed into them from an early age. Same story with many Scandanavians and Germanics

1. Is it really that hard to pick up on the fact that in English there's no space between the end of a question and the question mark?

2. Fine really. It's more white where I'm staying than where I'm from in Maryland, plus the drinking age is actually lower than my age here and the French taxpayer is paying for my alcoholism. I did feel embarassed not knowing about your 'nobody gives you plastic bags when you buy stuff' thing at Monoprix the first time I went there though.

>all parties are socialist to some degree

Germany BY FAR
Richer, more beautiful women, controls Europe , (and slightly more less foreigners)

does it really bother you when we put a space before the question mark ? because i'll keep doing it, and every other french people here will still do it, because we are used to it.
stop being an arrogant cunt

I meant to imply that Germany might actually become worse than France, not that France would improve.

yes, they really are. Your status quo is abysmal by the way. What idiot thought that a 100% income tax over 1m euros was a good idea?

Krautchan refugees. It will cool down in 1 or 2 weeks right now its ... interesting on /deutsch/

when you write in any language, follow the conventions of the language. I put the space when I write in French. You're the one being arrogant

Germans are rude, needlessly combative, and austistic.

Every French person I've met has been very nice.

I choose France.

I was also surprised when they stopped giving plastic bags. I forgot which year it was, but now we are used to it. They still do it in pharmacies and some little commerces though

While you're in Paris, try to access some prohibited books about socialism.

Probably Germany. They seem more productive, less whiny/entitled, and have less of an undue sense of superiority.

let them write as they want, they were memed for that already

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

lol you have probbly never met a german nor a french

german are like english people, arrogant as fuck, always bragging

It's kinda hard to not dislike Germany when you all constantly remind us of how shitty we are. Everyone else does it, so we do it too.

>slightly more less foreigners

what did he mean by this?

Oh, and France obviously.

Germany

>you have to choose one and only one of these cunts to live for the rest of your life
I'd flip a coin and let fate decide for me.

Germany because I hate moving.