Let's play a game, post anything and guess anything

Let's play a game, post anything and guess anything.

GUESS TRUE / FALSE

I'm a 19 years old lawyer

My uncle put a gun on my ribs while he was drunk the same day he shot my brother on the leg

I had problem with my legs because a car ran over me

False
True
True

I'm really good at peeing swastikas on things

Wrong:

1. True

2. True

3. False

Middle cup

Obv True

1. Holocaust happened
2. Niggers have lower iq
3.Hitler did nothing wrong

Im ill, so ive been shitposting allday

I lost my right hand in steel rolling accident

I'm flexible enough to kiss my own ass

i'm 45 year old kissless virgin browsing Sup Forums

two true
one false

I thought that was easy

True, you must be the most interesting human being in this world

True

True

False

Tell me how do i do

you cannot be a lawyer when ur 19 bro, it's years of uni

True

False (fuck facts)

Hitler is a faggot

It's true, i graduated from high school when i was 15, and 4 years at College where i live.

Boom, young lawyer

I witnessed a murder and did nothing

I am a 19 year old with erectile dysfunction

My family hates me

True

False

True

Now tell me

right on spot my man.
while I am kissless virgin, I might have increased my age with 15 extra years

SHOW YOUR HAND WITH A TIMESTAMP!

1. I work at a gas station
2. I'm not a kiss less faggot and have had many GFs
3. My dick is 9 inch

False

True

False......timestamp if i'm wrong

True
True
False (sadly)

1 you're a 20+ virgin
2 you're got no money
3 you're life sucks

You know who you are

>My uncle put a gun on my ribs
what?

Your faggot your gay

He want to shot but he didn't

That's all