How tf do I convince gf to lose weight and get rid of cankles...

how tf do I convince gf to lose weight and get rid of cankles? she believes in this crap (pic related) and I'm going to kill myself the next time she wants me to eat her out :/

3 options; dump her, cheat on her, or bully her.

Bitches get fat because bitches feel secure. If they feel insecure, they will lose it. There's nothing you can do to make a significant other willingly lose weight if they no reason. All that 'lets exercise together' bullshit, and 'lets try these diets' bullshit doesn't work.

Why the fuck is she your gf?

This.

You make clear that she hits the fucking gym or you hit the fucking road.

well I'm rly short (like 5'2) so sadly I couldn't do any better than a fat chick

Why don't you hit the gym yourself, you greasy piece of shit? Clearly she feels like she doesn't need to be attractive to keep you around. And she's right.

When she sees you getting fit she'll drop the frosting tub and pick up a barbell. But until you get off your ass, she knows she won't have to.

no see here's the thing though here's the thing
I am reasonably fit

>reasonably fit

I remember when I thought that of myself because I occasionally denied myself a Snickers bar.

Get to the gym you skinny-fat piece of shit.

tell her a pretty qt 45 kg girl is orbiting around you.

here's me and her when I confessed

>I'm rly short like 5'2
Is this like an american thing to worry about your height THAT much? I figured it has to be memes and shit but you seriously seem to care about it. WHY?
I'm not particularly small (don't know the measurements in ameriblob units) but i wouldn't see it as a problem to get a hot chick if you're smaller here in yurop.
Am i getting trolled here?

Either way: Tell her that you're not attracted to overweight girls, and if she cares about what you think she will stay in shape. Don't demand an answer and don't explain yourself, you don't have to. If she believes that health at every size is correct she may believe that, but she's your partner, she's gotta work to stay by your side. (Exept of course you're incredibly ugly.)

You are not fit, and she was far gone when you and her began the relationship

I'm a manlet with a tiny dick, but I own two houses and have six-figure banksavings.

tldr, I've lots of women orbiting around me asking to marry me, confirming that penis and height and Chad-looks aren't everything in a man's life

Erin and Suzy 10 years from now.

i've seen this picture in some generic beta/cringe thread, so it's extraordinarily unlikely this is op

Just dump her and find a girl who's attractive

Kys

Dump her. Save yourself the time and stress. Dump her.

why the fuck does Erin have polished nails?

Then find a short chick who is not a ham beast, or fap to internet porn for the rest of your life.

Its still better then the emotional trauma of fat girls

Just date a short skinny chick. They exist. You'll have to hit the gym and get some nice definition tho.

what do you do?

If you're with a fatass bitch then you like fatass bitches, stop complaining and kill yourself

while it's funny, it's also a race against parasites. Women only want my money, independent of dicks and heights and Chadbodies.

I've yet to select one who wants me independently of my money

just kill yourself

Lol what does her pussy smell and taste like

OP why the fuck do you ask for advice and then don't take any of it. I think you already know the answers and don't need a mongolian cotton picking forum to tell you. fuck off.

were you trying to imply you're a tall Chad with a huge penis but no car no house no money?

never tasted it, we're way too religious to do those immoral things you watch in those immoral porn vids

just dump the fat bitch and tell her it's because she's a fat bitch.

then I'd lose my lovely gf... forever!!

I have subtlety bullied my wife years. Pointed out land whales and said very rude things, but never directly to HER. I've hinted so fucking hard and even used "in woried about yohr health" she's like 200lbs and 5'10". I'm fucking done now. She's never done anything except those damn weight loss clinics that just take money.... I haven't had sex with her in 7 months and im just wating till my daughter turns 18 in 5 years then im gone. Dont get into my situation user, just leave her, best thing you can do