I don't have a big fat cock guys. What should I do now?

I don't have a big fat cock guys. What should I do now?

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I have one, but I am ugly and kinda homo. It's hard to get a lover

But at least you will be respected on the streets.

How, when they won't know. All I will be known is the ugly guy.

You should become a trap

Well people can analyze your croth and bulge so they know.

Just sling some pipe man. Girls talk. If you're known as a good fuck a few will be interested in you

Become homosex and bottom.

I wish they would do that instead of my face...
I look finnish...

But I'm not that homo

As long as you don't look like one of the mong ones you should be fine.

Just brush your teeth twice a day. Look after yourself and get in shape and there will be quite a load of girls interested in you

Well I have posted myself here before. I thought I deleted it on time but some weird finn saved it...

>Thinly veiled "convince me to trap" thread
b-but I'm not gay ;3 eggs D

3/10

Well, you could try dating a girl who's into traps then

Eh give us a look. Can't be that bad

I have thought about it but people will still see that I am a male.

Focus on other aspects and better yourself. I was born with a big thick dick, and it's honestly really nice, but it's painful for my wife if I don't do enough foreplay or buy lots of lube. There's more to a guy than his dick my friend.

Get a big fat duck, they taste better anyay.

They'll stop after you tell em why have you decided to become a trap (because of your really smol benis)

Going gay is the only way.

But society has different views on penis size.

>tfw big benis
>it's not fat

You sure?
O-okay.

Big benis means regular cardio to keep things from going south as you grow older. It's not easy.

new gimick RPC?
you now have a wife?

good
If you succeed you might even get some fans or orbiters

But society will love you if you have a big penis.

sauce

Loves bumming fairys too to be fair

Women know about a man's insecurities. They stare and analyze my croth lack of bulge.

NO DON'T. your still young I can tell, don't waste your life being someones cum bucket. Dutch friend if you want a bigger dick just get a surgery for it or something.

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Most men are growers not showers anyway mate so they can't really tell unless your a bit swollen.

Why did you really make this thread? Were you expecting anything other than a bunch of thirsty neckbeards telling you to dress as a girl?

I mean the reality is that it won't affect your life much at all and even if it did it wouldn't with a girl who liked you

I'm sorry who is this RPC? and yes ive been married for three years now.

has it got another name? I can't find it on horriblesubs

Just find a boyfriend without becoming a trap.

You don't need to be a convincing "female", that's disgusting.

Slim, sissy boys who sometimes crossdress clumsily are the best :3

But if most men are growers why do they have such big bulges then?
Yeah I'm young.

eh just the cut of the pants

idk go buy penis cream or something, like I said there's no real life consequences. Just you cute baiting

>not urging him to post pics
Are you on your period, sweetheart?

Fuck off Achmed. Just not in the mood for this dance I guess.

Who gives a fuck if he is hot? Not even gay desu. Just get drawn into this shit sometimes

What do you want from a girl exactly? Do you want a girl who will be kind and nurturing or just one wit nice big tits you can fuck n cum inside everynight. Your behavior determines the one you will get, not the size of your dick

Show me your benis :DDD

I just want to walk down the streets normally without being judged because my penis is supposedly too small. Which it is not it's just average but I'm a major grower so it looks small when flaccid.

...

K fuck this, I'm out. Just show these thirsty neckbeards ur belly n shit.

K I'm out too. My small penis anxiety has lessened now.

congrats
RPC is you
role playing candian
becouse its impossible to make such abhorrent posts naturally
don't get too deluded now!